3.25.2023

700 TEQUILAS COCKTAILS

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3RD STREET PROMENADE

1 1/3 oz. tequila

1½ oz. gin

1/3 oz. triple sec

1 oz. cinnamon schnapps

5 oz. orange juice

Put ingredients in a blender with ice. Blend well and pour into a tall chilled glass.


43 AMIGOS

2 oz. Don Alvaro tequila

½oz. Licor 43

½oz. triple sec

½oz. lime juice

lime wedge for garnish

Shake and strain into a chilled martini glass. Garnish with lime wedge.


ABSOLUT TEQUILA


1 oz. tequila

1 oz. Absolut vodka

4 oz. orange juice

lemon slice for garnish

Shake well and serve with plenty of crushed ice. Garnish with lemon slice.


ACAPULCO


2 oz. tequila

2 oz. pineapple juice

Sprite or 7UP

Pour first two ingredients into a glass and fill with Sprite or 7UP. Serve in an old-fashioned glass with ice.


ACAPULCO CLAM DIGGER


2 oz. tequila


3 oz. tomato juice*


3 oz. clam juice*


½ tsp. horseradish


several dashes Tabasco


several dashes Worcestershire sauce


dash lemon juice




Mix thoroughly with cracked ice in a double old fashioned glass. Top with lemon juice.


*Clamato juice may be used in place of clam and tomato juice.


ACAPULCO LICORICE MARGARITA


1 oz. tequila


1 oz. Cointreau


½ oz. lime juice


1 oz. Galliano


1 tsp. Tabasco green pepper sauce


1 tsp. salt




Dip rim of glass into Tabasco sauce and rim with salt. Shake remaining ingredients with ice and strain into a salt-rimmed glass.


ACID TRIP


½ oz. tequila


1½ oz. Midori


½ oz. gin


½ oz. vodka


½ oz. rum




Shake with ice and strain into a cocktail glass.


ADAM BOMB


1 part tequila


1 part rum


1 part vodka


½ part Cointreau


¼ slice lemon or lime


½ glass ice


salt or sugar to rim glass


1–2 parts fruit juice


lemon or lime slice for garnish




Blend with ice until smooth. Rim glass with sugar or salt, pour into the glass, and garnish with a lemon or lime slice.


AGAVERO SUNSET


2 oz. Agavero tequila


1 large scoop vanilla ice cream




Float tequila over the top of the ice cream. Enjoy with a 1-oz. side shot of Agavero if desired.


ALABAMA SLAMMER


1 oz. tequila


1 oz. Kahlua


2 oz. Sprite




Shake first two ingredients with ice and strain into a lowball glass. Top with Sprite.


ALAMO SPLASH


1½ oz. tequila


1 oz. orange juice


½ oz. pineapple juice


splash lemon-lime soda




Stir and strain into a Collins glass with cracked ice.


ALICE IN WONDERLAND


½ oz. tequila


½ oz. Grand Marnier


½ oz. Tia Maria




Serve as a shooter, in an old-fashioned glass.


ALMENDRADO SODA


2 oz. Reserva del Señor Almendrado tequila soda to fill




Pour Reserva del Señor Almendrado into a glass and fill with soda.


AMARETTO STONE SOUR # 3


1 oz. tequila


1 oz. amaretto


2 oz. sour mix


splash orange juice


orange slice for garnish


cherry for garnish




Shake first three ingredients with ice and strain into a highball glass. Add orange juice. Garnish with an orange slice and a cherry.


AMBASSADOR


2 oz. tequila


4 oz. orange juice


1 oz. sugar syrup




Pour the tequila into a glass, add ice and orange juice. Add sugar syrup to sweeten.


AMBER'S REVENGE


1 oz. tequila


1 oz. scotch


1 oz. rum


root beer (preferably A&W)




Mix over ice in a highball glass and fill with root beer.


AMIGAZO


1½ oz. Buen Amigo tequila


2 oz. pineapple juice


dash Rose's lime juice


few drops grenadine




Shake over crushed ice, then add grenadine.


AMOR


2 oz. tequila


½ oz. orange curaçao or Cointreau




Serve in an old fashioned glass with ice.


AMOR-A


2 oz. tequila


½ oz. orange curaçao


½ oz. amaretto




Serve in an old fashioned glass with ice.


ANEJO ALEXANDER


1½ oz. Patron anejo tequila


1 oz. XO Café


1 oz. half-and-half or milk


¼ tsp. grated nutmeg




Shake the first three ingredients with ice and strain into a cocktail glass. Garnish with grated nutmeg.


ANEJO TEQUILA NEAT


2 oz. Don Julio Añejo tequila




Serve in a rocks glass.


ANGEL'S BESO


1½ oz. Gran Centenario anejo tequila


Ghiradelli hot chocolate




Pour tequila into a glass and top with Ghiradelli hot chocolate.


ANGEL'S MARGARITA


2 oz. Gran Centenario Plata tequila


¾ oz. Grand Marnier


2 oz. fresh-squeezed lime juice


1 tsp. simple syrup


lime wedge for garnish




Shake vigorously over ice in a mixing glass. Strain into a prechilled martini glass or pour over ice in a cocktail highball glass. Garnish with a lime wedge.


ANGEL'S PASSION


1½ oz. Gran Centenario Plata tequila


1 oz. sweetened passion fruit puree


1 oz. fresh orange juice


1 tsp. simple syrup


flamed orange twist for garnish




Shake vigorously in a mixing glass. Garnish with a flamed orange twist.


ANGEL'S TEMPTATION


1¾ oz. Gran Centenario Plata tequila


3½ oz. fresh apple juice


½ oz. fresh-squeezed orange juice


¼ oz. squeezed lime wedge


green apple slice for garnish




Shake vigorously over ice in a mixing glass. Strain over fresh ice into a Collins or highball glass. Garnish with a green apple slice.


ANGRY PARROT


1 part Corazon blanco tequila


1 part apple schnapps


splash fresh lime juice


lemon twist for garnish




Garnish with a lemon twist.


APOLLO


1½ oz. tequila


1 oz. Galliano


1 oz. blue curaçao


cream to top




Shake the first three ingredients with ice and strain into a cocktail glass. Float the cream on top.


AQUA TINI


1½ oz. Tarantula Azul tequila


¾ oz. Cointreau


lime squeeze


lemon squeeze


½ oz. simple syrup


lemon slice for garnish


lime slice for garnish




Salt rim of glass. Shake vigorously with ice in a mixing glass and strain into a martini glass. Garnish with a lemon and lime slice and serve.


ARIZONA AZTEC


1 oz. Cuervo gold tequila


1 oz. Bacardi Limon


½ oz. Captain Morgan's spiced rum


7 oz. Coca-Cola




Stir well in a highball glass.


ASSASSIN


½ oz. tequila


½ oz. Jack Daniel's whisky


½ oz. peppermint schnapps


Coca-Cola




Pour first three ingredients into a glass and fill with Coca-Cola. Mix and serve in a cocktail glass.


AVOCADO MARGARITA


1½ oz. silver tequila


½ oz. Cointreau


1 oz. lime juice


½ oz. lemon juice


¼ cup diced ripe avocado


1 oz. half-and-half


1 tsp. sugar


½ cup ice


lime slice for garnish


avocado slice for garnish




Combine in a blender with ice and blend until smooth. Pour into a chilled cocktail glass. Garnish with a lime slice and avocado slice.


AZTEC GOLD MARTINI


1 oz. Jose Cuervo gold tequila


1 oz. Absolut


½ oz. Mount Gay rum


1 oz. pineapple juice




Stir with ice in a mixing glass and strain into a martini glass.


AZTEC SKY


1¾ oz. Buen Amigo tequila


¾ oz. blue curaçao




Serve in a shot glass.


BAD ATTITUDE


½ oz. tequila


½ oz. rum


½ oz. vodka


½ oz. gin


½ oz. triple sec


1 oz. amaretto


½ oz. grenadine


Equal parts:


pineapple juice


orange juice


cranberry juice




Shake and pour into a tall glass.


BAHA FOG


1½ oz. tequila


1 beer (Corona)


¼ lime




Open a Corona and fill it to the top with tequila. Squeeze ¼ lime on top.


BAILEYS TEQUILA CREAM


½ oz. Jose Cuervo Tradicional tequila


2 oz. Baileys Irish cream




Serve over ice or in a shot glass.


BARKING SPIDER


1½ oz. tequila (preferably Tarantula Azul tequila)


½ oz. blue curaçao


¾ oz. Bacardi 151 Proof rum


dash triple sec


dash sour mix


splash orange juice




Serve over ice in a Collins glass, or blend for a frozen version.


BAY CITY BOMBER


½ oz. tequila


½ oz. vodka


½ oz. rum


½ oz. gin


½ oz. triple sec


1 oz. orange juice


1 oz. pineapple juice


1 oz. cranberry juice


1 oz. sour mix


¼ oz. Bacardi 151 Proof rum


cherry for garnish


orange slice for garnish




Blend all except 151 rum with one cup of ice until smooth and pour into a parfait glass. Float 151 rum and garnish with a cherry and an orange slice.


BB GUN


1 oz. tequila


1 oz. vodka


½ oz. sambuca


splash lime juice


splash lime cordial


splash club soda




Serve in a frosted Collins glass.


BEACH


1¼ oz. Buen Amigo tequila


¾ oz. Cointreau


3 oz. cranberry juice


lemon wedge for garnish




Stir. Garnish with a lemon wedge.


BEAUTY AND THE BEAST


1 oz. Tequila Rose


1 oz. Jagermeister




Mix and strain into a shot glass.


BEE STING


1½ oz. Patron reposado tequila


½ oz. Marie Brizard crème de cassis


½ oz. clover honey syrup


juice of 1 lime, hand extracted


2 oz. fresh-squeezed blood orange juice


blackberries for garnish


raspberries for garnish




Shake with ice until well blended. Strain into a 14-oz. goblet over ice. Garnish with blackberries and raspberries.


BEERGARITA


1½ oz. tequila


½ oz. triple sec


1 oz. lemon juice


6 oz. cold draft beer


splash lime juice


salt to rim mug




Rub rim of beer mug with lemon juice, dip rim in salt. Shake all ingredients with ice, strain into the salt-rimmed mug. Fill with cold draft beer and serve.


BENELYN


1 oz. tequila


1 oz. Southern Comfort


½ oz. peach schnapps


½ bottle Hoopers Hooch (or similar lemon alcopop)


½ can Red Bull Energy Drink


cranberry juice




Pour in the first three ingredients, then add the lemon alcopop and Red Bull. Top with cranberry juice to about 1 cm below the top of the glass.


BERRY MEDLEY


1½ oz. Patron silver


¾ oz. Chambord


1 oz. fresh sweet and sour


1 oz. pineapple juice


3 fresh raspberries (plus 1 for garnish)


peach schnapps to float


pineapple spear for garnish




Shake all ingredients with ice. Strain and serve over ice. Garnish with pineapple spear with a fresh raspberry on top.


BERTA'S SPECIAL


2 oz. tequila


1 tsp. honey


6 dashes orange bitters


juice of 1 lime


sparkling water to fill


lime slice for garnish




Shake first four ingredients vigorously with ice and strain into a Collins glass with ice cubes. Fill with sparkling water and garnish with a slice of lime.


BERTHA


1¼ oz. tequila


½ tsp. red wine


1¼ tsp. sugar


1 tbsp. fresh lemon or lime juice


lemon peel


cherry for garnish




Serve in a chilled highball glass with ice. Twist lemon peel over drink and drop in. Garnish with cherry.


BESITOS


1½ parts tequila Tezón anejo


1 part Limoncello


1 part Stoli Citron


dash grenadine


juice of ½ lemon


gummy heart for garnish




Shake well and serve in a martini glass. Garnish with a gummy heart.


BIG JOHN'S STRAWBERRY MANGO MARGARITA


4 oz. tequila (premium)


5 oz. triple sec (preferably Du Bouchett)


12½ oz. mango juice (preferably Jumex or Kern's canned mango juice)


1½ cups strawberries (fresh or frozen but NOT in sugar or juice)




Place ice, strawberries, tequila, triple sec, and mango juice in a blender (in order). Blend on “ice crush” and then on “frappe.” Serve in a margarita glass. Serves 2 or 3.


BIG RED HOOTER


1 oz. tequila


¾ oz. amaretto


pineapple juice


1 oz. grenadine


cherry for garnish




Build first two ingredients over ice in a Collins glass and fill with pineapple juice. Add grenadine and garnish with a cherry.


BIG SPENDER


1½ oz. Gran Centenario anejo tequila


1 oz. liqueur creole


¾ oz. blood orange juice


Cristal Rose champagne


orange peel for garnish


flamed orange zest for garnish




Pour first three ingredients into a bar glass with ice and stir to chill. Strain into a chilled champagne flute and top with the Rose champagne. Garnish with spiral of orange peel and a flamed orange zest.


BILLIONAIRE'S MARGARITA


1½ oz. Jose Cuervo Reserva de la Familia tequila


½ oz. Grand Marnier Cuvée du Centenaire


2 oz. freshly squeezed lime juice


5 oz. crushed ice




Shake well with ice and strain into a glass with ice. Garnish with a lime wedge.


BITTERSWEET STEVE ON THE ROCKS


1 oz. Sauza tequila


1 oz. Jack Daniel's whisky


½ oz. Jagermeister


cran-grape juice (preferably Langers 100 Percent cranberry grape juice)




Pour first three ingredients into a highball glass filled halfway with ice and fill with cran-grape juice. Stir.


BLACK CAT


1 part Jose Cuervo tequila


1 part amaretto




Serve as a shot.


BLACK MEXICAN (HOT)


1½ oz. tequila


1½ oz. Kahlua


1/8 oz. Tabasco




Serve as a shot.


BLACKBERRY TEQUILA


2 oz. tequila


½ oz. crème de cassis


1 oz. lemon juice




Shake with ice and pour into a chilled glass.


BLANCO MARTINI


2 parts Chinaco blanco tequila


1 part dry vermouth


1 part sweet vermouth


maraschino cherry for garnish




Stir with ice and strain into a salt-rimmed, chilled martini glass. Garnish with a maraschino cherry.


BLEEDING WEASEL


½ oz. tequila


½ oz. vodka


½ oz. rum


½ oz. gin


½ oz. triple sec


½ oz. brandy


½ oz. Malibu rum


2 oz. beer (preferably pilsner)


8 oz. orange juice


½ oz. Rose's lime juice


1/8 oz. grenadine




Mix well and serve over ice. Makes 2 12-oz. cocktails.


BLITZ


1 part tequila


1 part orange juice


1 part triple sec


1 part Southern Comfort peach liqueur


1 part grenadine syrup


1 part lemon juice




Shake with ice. Strain or serve with ice.


BLOODY BULL


2 oz. tequila


½ glass tomato juice


½ glass beef bouillon


celery stalk for garnish


lime wheel for garnish




Pour into a highball glass over ice. Stir and add a squeeze of lemon. Garnish with a celery stalk and a lime wheel.


BLOODY HURRICANE


2 oz. tequila


1 can 7UP


½ oz. grenadine




Pour tequila over ice into a highball glass. Add 7UP to the top and add grenadine. Allow to chill for a few seconds.


BLOODY MARIA


2 oz. tequila


3 oz. tomato juice or V8 juice


dash lemon juice


dash Tabasco


dash celery salt


dash salt


dash pepper


lime slice or celery stick for garnish




Shake with cracked ice and strain into a Collins glass over ice cubes. Garnish with a slice of lime or celery stick.


BLOODY MATADOR


2 oz. Cuervo gold tequila


2 oz. Red Bull Energy Drink


1 oz. triple sec


3 oz. limeade (frozen)


1 oz. grenadine




Blend with ice until slushy and serve in a cocktail glass.


BLOODY PEPE


2 oz. Pepe Lopez tequila


2 oz. tomato juice


dash lemon juice


dash hot sauce


lemon slice or celery stick for garnish




Pour into a tall glass over ice cubes. Garnish with a slice of lemon or a celery stick.


BLUE AGAVE MIST


1½–2 oz. premium silver or anejo tequila


twist of lime


crushed ice




Rim the edge of an old-fashioned glass with the lime twist and fill with crushed ice. Add the tequila and the twist of lime.


BLUE SEVEN


2 oz. Tarantula Azul tequila


4 oz. lemon-lime soda


1/8 oz. blue curaçao


lime wedge for garnish




Build first two ingredients in a 14-oz. Collins glass over ice. Top with blue curaçao. Garnish with a lime wedge.


BLUE SEX


1 oz. tequila


1 oz. blue curaçao


½ oz. Midori


½ oz. Cointreau




Shake with ice and strain into a cocktail glass.


BLUE SHARK


1 oz. white tequila


1 oz. Sobieski vodka


4 dashes blue curaçao




Shake with ice and strain into a chilled old-fashioned glass.


BLUE SMOKE


1¼ oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


½ oz. blue curaçao


3 oz. orange juice




Pour tequila and orange juice into a chilled wine glass with finely crushed ice. Stir. Float blue curaçao on top.


BOMSHEL


1 oz. Tequila Rose


1 oz. McCormick vodka




Serve as a shot.


BON VOYAGE


1 oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


1 oz. gin


dash lemon juice


dash blue curaçao




Pour the first two ingredients over ice into a cocktail glass. Then mix in a dash of lemon juice and dash of blue curaçao. Stir lightly. Best when drunk with a straw.


BONBON


1½ oz. tequila


1½ oz. Cointreau


dash grenadine




Pour into a rocks glass.


BOOTLEGGER


1½ oz. tequila


1 oz. Jack Daniel's whisky


½ oz. Southern Comfort




Stir in a lowball glass.


BORDER CROSSING


1½ oz. tequila


2 tsp. lime juice


1 tsp. lemon juice


4 oz. cola


lime wedge for garnish




Build in a highball glass and stir well. Add cola. Garnish with a lime wedge.


BOWL HUGGER


1 oz. tequila (white)


1 oz. gin


1 oz. rum


1 oz. Cointreau


dash Rose's lime juice


Equal parts:


orange juice


pineapple juice


sweet and sour mix




Build over ice in a large cup and stir.


BRAVE BULL


2 oz. tequila


½ oz. coffee liqueur




Pour tequila and coffee liqueur over ice cubes in a rocks glass. Stir.


BROKEN NOSE


1 oz. tequila (golden)


2 oz. grenadine


1½ oz. advocaat


lemonade to fill




Pour first two ingredients into a highball glass and mix. Add advocaat, making sure it does not properly mix and remains phlegm-like. Fill with lemonade.


BROTHEL


1¼ oz. Tequila Rose


¾ oz. crème de menthe (mint liqueur)


milk to fill




Build in a highball glass packed with ice. Fill up with ice cold milk.


BRUJA MEXICANA


½ oz. Agavero tequila liqueur


½ oz. Strega liqueur


soda water to fill


dash sugar syrup


lemon to rim glass


sugar to rim glass




Blend the first two ingredients with crushed ice. Moisten the rim of a Collins glass with lemon and frost with sugar. Add a little sugar syrup and fill with soda.


BUMBLEBEE KEELA


2 oz. tequila


1½ oz. sour mix


1 tbsp. honey




Shake well with ice. Strain and add ice.


BUNNY BONANZA


2 oz. tequila


1 oz. apple brandy


3 dashes triple sec


½ oz. fresh lemon juice


¾ tsp. maple syrup


lemon slice for garnish




Shake with ice and strain into a chilled old-fashioned glass. Garnish with a lemon slice.


BUTTAFUOCO


2 oz. white tequila


½ oz. Galliano


½ oz. cherry juice


½ oz. fresh lemon juice


club soda to fill


maraschino cherry for garnish




Shake first four ingredients with ice and strain over ice cubes into a highball glass. Fill with club soda, stir gently, and garnish with a maraschino cherry.


CABO


1½ oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


3 oz. pineapple juice


¼ oz. lime juice




Shake well in a shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Strain into a cocktail glass.


CACTUS BANGER


1¼ oz. tequila


2½ oz. orange juice


½ oz. Galliano




Build first two ingredients in a Collins glass with ice. Float Galliano.


CACTUS BERRY


1¼ oz. tequila


1¼ oz. red wine


1 oz. triple sec


6½ oz. sour mix


splash lemon-lime soda


dash lime juice


salt to rim glass




Salt the rim of a large margarita cocktail glass. Shake with ice and pour into the salted glass.


CACTUS BITE


2 oz. tequila


2 tsp. triple sec


2 tsp. Drambuie


2 oz. lemon juice


1½ tsp. fine sugar dash bitters




In a shaker half-filled with ice cubes, combine all of the ingredients. Shake well. Strain into a cocktail glass.


CACTUS KICKER


2 oz. tequila


2 oz. sour mix


3 drops Tabasco


lime squeeze to taste


lime wheel for garnish




Pour into a 12-oz. highball glass packed with ice. Stir and serve in a salt-rimmed glass. Garnish with a lime wheel.


CAFE DEL PRADO


1½ oz. tequila


2 tsp. instant cocoa


1 tsp. instant coffee


whipped cream


powdered cinnamon or nutmeg




Put coffee and cocoa in a mug and fill with boiling water. Add tequila, mix well, and top with whipped cream. Grate a little cinnamon or nutmeg on top.


CAIPICUERVO


1½ oz. Jose Cuervo Especial tequila


2 tsp. sugar


¼ oz. lime juice


2 lime wedges




Place sugar in a glass and add lime wedges. Break down lime with muddler or back of a spoon so juice is absorbed by sugar. Then pour in the tequila and lime juice.


CALIFORNIA DREAM


2 oz. tequila


1 oz. sweet vermouth


½ oz. dry vermouth


cherry for garnish


Pour into a mixing glass half-filled with ice cubes and stir well. Strain into a cocktail glass and garnish with a cherry.


CAM2 RACING FUEL


1 oz. tequila


1 oz. whisky


½ oz. Bacardi rum


½ oz. Everclear


Coca-Cola




Mix over ice in a Collins glass and top with Coca-Cola.


CAMEL PISS


1 oz. tequila


1 oz. Bacardi Dark rum


1 oz. Ouzo


3 oz. beer (preferably Canadian beer)


Mountain Dew




Pour the first four ingredients into a large glass and top with Mountain Dew.


CAMINO REAL


1½ oz. Buen Amigo tequila


½ oz. banana liqueur


1 oz. orange juice


dash lime juice


dash coconut milk


lime slice for garnish




Shake or blend. Garnish with a lime slice.


CAMPER


1½ oz. tequila


2 oz. orange juice


2 oz. pineapple juice


½ oz. Chambord




Pour the first three ingredients into a highball glass almost filled with ice cubes. Stir well. Drop the Chambord into the center of the drink.


CAN CAN


1½ oz. white tequila


½ oz. dry vermouth


4 oz. grapefruit juice


½ tsp. sugar syrup


orange slice for garnish




Mix all ingredients in a shaker or blender with cracked ice. Pour into a double old-fashioned glass. Garnish with orange slice.


CANE TOAD


1 oz. tequila


1 oz. vodka


½ oz. cherry brandy


3 oz. soda water




Pour first three ingredients into a 10-oz. glass and fill with soda water.


CANTARITA


1½ oz. blanco tequila


½ oz. orange juice


½ oz. lemon juice


½ oz. grapefruit juice


1/8 oz. lime juice


½ oz. grapefruit soda


orange, lemon, grapefruit, and lime slices for garnish




Pour into a glass with ice and garnish with an orange, lemon, grapefruit, and lime slice.


CARABINIERI


1 oz. tequila


¾ oz. Galliano


½ oz. Cointreau


1 tsp. Rose's lime juice


3 oz. orange juice


1 egg yolk


red cherry for garnish


green cherry for garnish


lime slice for garnish




Shake and strain into a Collins glass over ice. Garnish with a red and a green cherry and a lime slice.


CARAMBA!


2 oz. white tequila


3 oz. grapefruit juice


club soda to top




Mix first two ingredients in a shaker or blender with cracked ice. Pour into a tall highball glass. Top with club soda.


CAROLINA


2 oz. tequila gold


1 oz. half-and-half


1 tsp. vanilla extract


1 tsp. grenadine


1 egg white


cinnamon for sprinkling


cherry for garnish




Shake vigorously with ice and strain into a cocktail glass. Sprinkle with cinnamon and garnish with a cherry.


CATALINA MARGARITA


1½ oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


1 oz. peach schnapps


1 oz. blue curaçao


4 oz. sour mix


salt to rim glass




Shake well with ice and strain into salt-rimmed glass.


CATALINA MARGARITA #2


1½ oz. XXX tequila


peach schnapps


1 oz. blue curaçao


4 oz. sour mix




Shake with cracked ice and strain into a chilled cocktail or margarita glass.


CAVALIER


1½ oz. Buen Amigo tequila


½ oz. Galliano


1½ oz. orange juice


½ oz. cream




Blend with crushed ice and strain into cocktail glass.


CAZADORES CANTARITA


1½ parts Cazadores reposado tequila


½ parts peach juice


½ parts orange juice


½ parts grapefruit juice


2 parts grapefruit soda


pineapple wedge for garnish


cherry for garnish




Shake with ice and strain into tall glass. If desired, add splash of grenadine and a sugar rim. Garnish with a pineapple wedge or a cherry.


CAZADORES MEXICAN MARTINI COCKTAIL


2 parts Cazadores reposado tequila


½ parts sweet and sour


1 splash of jalapeño juice


1 splash of fresh lime juice


jalapeño or jalapeño-stuffed olives for garnish




Shake with ice and strain into a chilled martini glass. Garnish with jalapeño or jalapeño-stuffed olives.


C. C. KAZI


1 oz. tequila


1 oz. cranberry juice


1 tsp. lime juice


splash cola




Shake first three ingredients with ice and strain into a cordial glass. Top with cola.


C. C. KAZI SHOOTER


1 oz. tequila


2 oz. cranberry juice


1 tsp. lime juice




Shake well with ice and strain into cocktail glass.


CELEBRITA


1½ oz. tequila (recommended: Herradura silver)


2 oz. celery juice (about 2 stalks celery, juiced and strained)


1 oz. fresh-squeezed lemon juice


1 oz. simple syrup


celery salt to rim glass


cherry tomato for garnish


celery stalk for garnish




Shake first three ingredients vigorously with ice and pour into a chilled martini glass rimmed with celery salt. Garnish with a cherry tomato and a stalk of celery and serve immediately.


CHAMPION MARGARITA


2 oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


2 oz. can limeade


2 oz. beer of your choice




Blend first two ingredients with ice. Top with beer.


CHAPALA


1½ oz. Olmeca tequila


1 tbsp. orange juice


1 tbsp. lemon juice


dash triple sec


2 tbsp. grenadine


orange slice for garnish




Shake with ice and strain into old fashioned-glass over ice cubes. Garnish with a slice of orange.


CHAPULTEPEC CASTLE


1½ oz. tequila


¼ oz. Grand Marnier


4 oz. orange juice


orange slice for garnish




Mix all ingredients in a shaker or blender with cracked ice and pour into a double old-fashioned glass. Garnish with an orange slice.


CHARLEY GOODLEG


1½ oz. tequila


1 oz. Galliano


3 oz. orange juice




Frost the rim of a glass with sugar. Shake the first two ingredients with ice, then top up with orange juice and stir.


THE CHECKER FLAG


2 oz. Tequila Rose


3 oz. milk




Combine over ice in a cocktail glass.


CHEKERS


1 oz. tequila


1 can beer




Pour the beer in a mug, drop in the shot of tequila, stir, and drink.


CHIHUAHUA


2 oz. tequila


grapefruit juice to fill


salt to rim glass




Pour tequila into a glass and fill with grapefruit juice. Salt rim of highball glass then add sip stick.


CHILE


1½ oz. tequila


½ oz. Bacardi rum


1/3 cup strawberry daiquiri mix


3 tbsp. lime juice


chili pepper




Blend first four ingredients with lots of ice. Take a bite out of the chili pepper and drink.


CHILI PEPPER MARGARITA


1¼ oz. Arandas tequila


¼ oz. Absolut Peppar vodka


¾ oz. Cointreau


¾ oz. lime juice


salt to rim glass


jalapeño for garnish




Pour ingredients into iced mixing glass. Shake and strain into salt-rimmed specialty glass. Top with jalapeño pepper.


CHINA GIRL


1½ oz. tequila (Jose 1800)


1½ oz. frost brandy (Christian Brothers)


1½ oz. Tequila Rose


6 oz. sweetened condensed milk




Blend with ice until smooth and pour into an exotic glass.


CHINACO AND TONIC


2 parts Chinaco reposado tequila


chilled tonic water to fill


coarse salt to rim glass


lime slice to rim glass


lime slice for garnish




Rub the rim of a highball glass with a lime slice and dip it into a bowl of coarse salt. Fill glass with ice and squeeze remaining lime juice into it. Add Chinaco reposado and stir. Fill with tonic water to taste. Garnish with a lime slice.


CHINACO SUNRISE


2 parts Chinaco anejo tequila


2 parts grenadine


orange juice to fill


pineapple wedge for garnish




Pour tequila into a chilled highball glass with ice. Fill with orange juice leaving room at the top. Stir. Slowly pour in the grenadine. Garnish with pineapple wedge.


CHOCKLIC


¾ oz. Buen Amigo tequila


¾ oz. Kahlua coffee liqueur


1 oz. orange juice




Shake and strain into a rocks glass.


CHOCOLATE CREAM SODA


1½ oz. Tequila Rose cocoa


½ oz. half-and-half


soda to fill


cherry for garnish




Build first two ingredients in a highball glass with ice and fill with soda. Garnish with speared cherry.


CHOCOLATE STRAWBERRY


1 oz. Tequila Rose


½ oz. milk


½ oz. chocolate liqueur




Fill with hot coffee and top with whipped cream.


CHONGO


2 oz. tequila


Orange soda




Pour tequila into a tall highball or Collins glass with ice and fill with orange soda. Stir gently. Garnish with a lime wedge.


CICADA


½ oz. Gran Patron platinum tequila


2¼ oz. Hangar One / St. George Spirits wasabi vodka


½ oz. Siberian Tiger European blood orange liqueur (chilled in freezer)


dash Angostura bitters


8 dashes Tabasco Green Jalapeño Pepper Sauce


2 drops balsamic vinegar


pinch finely ground fleur de sel




In a shaker, combine vodka, tequila, lime juice, bitters, Tabasco sauce, vinegar and salt over a few cubes of hard frozen ice. In a chilled cocktail glass, pour chilled blood orange liqueur to bottom of glass. Carefully layer on cocktail mixture. Garnish with a generous pinch of a confetti made of very finely minced baby chive, mint, and freshly grated ginger.


CINCO DE MAYO


2½ oz. tequila


1 oz. grenadine


1 oz. Rose's lime juice




Mix well with ice and strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Garnish with a lime wedge.


CINCO DE MAYO #2


1½ oz. El Mayor blanco tequila


¾ oz. Juarez triple sec


1¾ oz. cranberry juice




Shake well with ice and strain into a chilled martini glass. Garnish with a lime wedge.


CLAM DIGGER


2 oz. XXX tequila


3 oz. tomato juice


3 oz. clam juice


¾ tbsp. horseradish


Tabasco to taste


Worcestershire sauce to taste


splash lemon juice


lemon or lime slice for garnish




Mix all in a rocks glass with ice. Garnish with a lemon or lime slice.


THE CLASICO SHOT


2 oz. Jose Cuervo Clásico tequila


pinch salt


lime wedge




Pour tequila into a shot glass. Lick skin between thumb and forefinger, Sprinkle salt on moist skin. Drink shot all at once and quickly. Lick salt and suck lime wedge.


CLASSIC HOT MARGARITA


1½ oz. Herradura silver tequila


1 oz. Cointreau


juice of ½ lime


drop agave nectar


drop grenadine


drop blue curaçao


Tabasco to rim glass


salt to rim glass


lime slice for garnish


pineapple leaves for garnish




Shake first three ingredients over ice. Strain into a cocktail glass rimmed with Tabasco and salt. Garnish with a slice of lime and pineapple leaves.


CLEAR CELL


½ oz. tequila (light)


1 oz. lemon vodka


½ oz. Bacardi Limon


½ oz. dry gin


2 oz. lemon-lime soda


lime wedge for garnish




Shake first three ingredients with ice and strain into a highball glass. Top with soda and garnish with a lime wedge.


COCKTAIL ON THE ATTACK!


2 parts tequila


1 part Cointreau


1 part dry vermouth


1 lime


lime slice for garnish




Pour first three ingredients into a cocktail mixer. Squeeze in the juice from a lime, and add crushed ice. Shake vigorously. Serve in a champagne glass and garnish with a slice of lime.


COCO LOCO


2 oz. tequila


3 oz. pineapple juice


2 oz. coconut syrup


grated coconut


pineapple spear for garnish




Blend with crushed ice and pour into a tall glass. Garnish with a pineapple spear. If available, serve in a coconut shell.


COCONUT ALMOND MARGARITA


1¼ oz. Don Alvaro tequila


2½ oz. sweet and sour mix


½ oz. cream of coconut


¼ oz. amaretto liqueur


½ oz. fresh lime juice


lime slice for garnish




Shake. Garnish with a lime slice.


COCONUT CHOCOLATE TEQUILA


1½ oz. tequila


1 oz. Godiva liqueur


1 oz. cream


2 tsp. coconut cream


1 tsp. maraschino liqueur




Pour all ingredients into a blender with a half cup of ice. Blend for fifteen seconds. Pour into a medium sized cocktail glass and serve.


COCONUT COFFEE TEQUILA


1½ oz. tequila


1 oz. Kahlua


2 tsp. Coco Lopez


2 oz. cream


4 oz. crushed ice




Combine in a blender at a low speed for fifteen seconds. Strain and serve straight up.


COCONUT VANILLA TEQUILA


1½ oz. tequila


1 oz. Navan Vanilla liqueur


2 tsp. Coco Lopez


1 oz. cream


1 tsp. maraschino liqueur




Mix with crushed ice for 15 seconds in a blender. Strain into a cocktail glass.


COCOMISTICO


½ oz. Buen Amigo tequila


½ oz. Baileys Irish cream


½ oz. Godiva liqueur


1 oz. half-and-half




Shake and strain into a rocks glass.


COCOTEQ


1½ oz. tequila


½ oz. grenadine


1 oz. sour mix


sugar to rim glass




Shake with ice and strain into a cocktail glass. Frost the rim of the glass with sugar.


COLORADO SKIES


1 oz. tequila


1 oz. blue curaçao


5 oz. grapefruit juice




Pour into a highball glass.


COMMITMENT


1 oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


1 oz. bourbon


dash Tabasco




Shake. Serve on the rocks or as a shot.


COMPADRE


1½ oz. tequila


½ tsp. maraschino liqueur


1 tsp. grenadine


2 dashes orange bitters




Shake with ice and strain into a cocktail glass.


CONFETTI DROPS


1 oz. Jose Cuervo Especial tequila


½ oz. Goldschlager




Serve chilled in a shot glass.


COOL KID


1 part Jose Cuervo tequila


1 part vodka


1 part Sprite




Serve in a tall glass with ice.


CORAZÓN DE LEÓN


1½ parts Corazón de Agave reposado tequila


½ part triple sec or Cointreau


½ part fresh lime juice


½ part sour mix


splash orange juice


splash amaretto


salt to rim glass


lime slice for garnish




Shake first five ingredients and strain into a martini glass with a salted rim. Add a splash of amaretto as a floater. Garnish with a fresh lime slice.


CORAZÓN DE PECHE


1 part Corazón tequila


1 part peach liqueur


½ part Cointreau


splash fresh lime juice




Mix and serve on the rocks.


CORAZÓN ENCANTADO


1½ parts Corazón de Agave reposado tequila


¾ part peach brandy


splash raspberry liqueur


squeeze fresh lime juice


mint sprig for garnish




Mix in a shaker and strain into a martini glass. Garnish with a mint sprig.


CORAZÓN POM-TINI


1 part Corazón tequila


1 part pomegranate juice


1 part pom liqueur


splash sweet and sour mix


CORAZÓN PUNCH


1 part Corazón reposado tequila


2 parts cranberry juice


2 parts pineapple juice




Shake and serve straight up or on the rocks.


CORAZONADA


1½ parts Corazón de Agave blanco tequila


½ part strawberry liqueur


½ part coconut cream


4 fresh strawberries (plus 1 for garnish)




Muddle fresh strawberries. Serve on the rocks and garnish with a strawberr y.


COSMOLITO


1 oz. 1800 silver tequila


½ oz. orange liqueur


2 oz. cranberry juice


½ oz. fresh lime juice


lime wedge for garnish




Shake with ice and strain into a martini glass. Garnish with a lime wedge.


COSMOQUILA


2 oz. Casa Noble tequila crystal or gold


1 oz. Cointreau


¼ oz. fresh lime juice




Shake with ice and strain into a cocktail glass.


COSMORITA


1½ oz. Buen Amigo tequila


½ oz. triple sec


½ oz. fresh lime juice


½ oz. cranberry juice


1 tbsp. agavero liqueur


lime slice for garnish




Shake or blend first four ingredients. Serve in a chilled cocktail glass. Float agavero. Garnish with a lime slice.


COSMOTEQUILA


2 oz. tequila Casa Noble gold


1 oz. Cointreau


½ oz. fresh lime juice


splash cranberry juice




Shake with ice and strain into a cocktail glass.


COUNTRY ROSE


1 oz. Tequila Rose


½ oz. Southern Comfort


½ oz. strawberry schnapps


½ oz. amaretto


3 oz. milk




Mix and pour over ice.


COWBOY KILLER


1¼ oz. tequila


¾ oz. Baileys Irish cream


½ oz. butterscotch schnapps


half-and-half to fill


cherry for garnish




Pour first three ingredients into a cocktail glass. Add ice and fill with half-and-half. Pour into a shaker, shake, and pour back into the glass. Garnish with a cherry.


COWGIRL'S PRAYER


2 oz. tequila


1 oz. fresh lime juice


lemonade to fill


lemon and lime slices for garnish




Stir into a Collins glass over ice cubes. Garnish with slices of lemon and lime.


CRAN RAZZ


2 oz. Buen Amigo tequila


2 oz. cranberry juice


1 oz. raspberry liqueur




In a shaker, mix all ingredients. Serve over rocks.


CRAZY ORGASM


1 oz. tequila


1 oz. vodka


1/3 oz. cranberry juice


1/3 oz. orange juice


pinch sugar




Stir well with ice and strain into a cocktail glass over ice.


CRIPPLE CREEK


½ oz. Buen Amigo tequila


½ oz. Benchmark bourbon


1 oz. orange juice


½ oz. Galliano




Shake first three ingredients and strain into a glass. Float Galliano.


CRYING GAME


1 oz. tequila


1/5 oz. Jack Daniel's whisky


1/5 oz. Absolut vodka


1/5 oz. Kahlua


1/5 oz. Baileys Irish cream


1 oz. rum


1/5 oz. grenadine


5 oz. tomato juice


celery stalk for garnish


green onion for garnish




Mix Jack Daniel's, Absolut vodka, and Kahlua. Heat Baileys Irish cream, tequila, and rum over medium flame. Mix all with tomato juice, and top with grenadine. Garnish with a stalk of celery and a green onion.


CUCARACHA


1 oz. tequila Casa Noble gold


½ oz. Kahlua


½ oz. Cointreau




Combine ingredients in a cocktail glass.


CUERVO AND GINGER


1½ oz. Jose Cuervo Especial tequila


3 oz. ginger ale


lime wedge




Squeeze lime wedge into a glass with ice, add Jose Cuervo Especial, and then add ginger ale. Stir well.


CUERVO CRUSH


1½ oz. Jose Cuervo gold tequila


4 oz. fresh-squeezed orange juice


lime wheel for garnish




Stir in a tall glass with crushed ice. Garnish with a lime wheel.


CUERVO GOLD MARGARITA


1½ oz. Jose Cuervo gold tequila


1 oz. triple sec


2 oz. lime juice


2 oz. sweet and sour mix


lime squeeze


lime wheel for garnish




Blend. Garnish with a lime wheel.


CUERVO MOONLIGHT MARGARITA


1½ oz. Jose Cuervo gold tequila


1 oz. blue curaçao


1 oz. lime juice


lime squeeze


salt to rim glass


lime slice for garnish




Rub rim of cocktail glass with lime rind, dip glass into salt. Blend. Garnish with a lime slice.


CUERVO ORANGE MARGARITA


1½ oz. Jose Cuervo gold tequila


½ oz. triple sec


3 oz. orange juice


½ oz. sweet and sour mix


strawberries for garnish




Blend. Garnish with strawberries.


CUERVO PEACH MARGARITA


1½ oz. Jose Cuervo gold tequila


1 oz. triple sec


1 oz. lime juice


½ cup canned peaches for garnish




Blend. Garnish with peach slices.


CUERVO RASPBERRY MARGARITA


1½ oz. Jose Cuervo gold tequila


1 oz. triple sec


1 oz. lime juice


½ cup frozen raspberries


fresh raspberries for garnish




Blend. Garnish with fresh raspberries.


CUERVO SPIKE


1½ oz. Jose Cuervo gold tequila


grapefruit juice to fill




Pour Jose Cuervo into a glass and fill with grapefruit juice. Stir and serve.


CUERVO STRAWBERRY MARGARITA


1½ oz. Jose Cuervo gold tequila


1 oz. triple sec


1 oz. lime juice


½ cup frozen strawberries


fresh strawberries for garnish




Blend. Garnish with strawberries.


DAGGER


1/3 oz. crème de cacao


1/3 oz. De Kuyper Peachtree schnapps


1/3 oz. Jose Cuervo tequila




Layer.


DAISY


2 oz. tequila


2 tsp. lemon juice


2 tsp. grenadine


2 tsp. club soda




Shake first three ingredients well with ice and strain into a glass with ice. Top with club soda.


DAKOTA


1½ oz. XXX tequila


½ oz. bourbon




Combine in a shot glass.


DANGEROUS LIAISONS


Equal parts:


XXX tequila


Tia Maria


cointreau


splash sour mix




Shake with ice and strain into a chilled cordial glass.


DARING DYLAN


2 oz. tequila


1 oz. Kahlua


4 oz. hot chocolate




Let the hot chocolate cool to room temperature. Pour all of the ingredients into an Irish coffee glass almost filled with crushed ice.


DC


1 oz. XXX tequila


1 oz. Baileys Irish cream




Pour tequila in a double shot glass, then add Baileys.


DEATH AT NIGHT


½ shot tequila


½ shot black sambuca




Layer in a shot glass and serve.


DEATH IN A BOTTLE


1 oz. tequila


1 oz. vodka


1 oz. whisky


1 oz. Bacardi Limon


3 oz. strawberry mix


2 oz. orange juice


2 oz. cranberry juice




Pour into an empty bottle. Shake well and drink.


DECEIVER


2 oz. tequila


½ oz. Galliano




Build in rocks glass with cubed ice. This one will fool you.


DESERT BERRY


1½ oz. Buen Amigo tequila


dash Chambord




Shake with ice and strain into a shot glass.


DEVIL'S BREW


1 shot tequila


½ shot De Kuyper crème de cassis


large dash lime juice


ginger ale


lime slice for garnish




Pour the first four ingredients in a hurricane glass and stir. Top with ginger ale. Garnish with a lime slice.


DIABLO


2 oz. Casa Noble reposado tequila


1/8 oz. crème de cassis


1/8 oz. fresh lime juice


1 oz. ginger ale


lime wedge for garnish




Shake in a mixing glass with ice, then strain into a glass. Garnish with a lime wedge.


DIABLO #2


2 oz. Casa Noble reposado tequila


¼ oz. crème de cassis


½ oz. fresh lime juice


ginger ale to fill


lime wedge for garnish




Build first three ingredients over ice in a Collins glass and fill with ginger ale. Garnish with a lime wedge.


DIRTY ASHTRAY


½ oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


½ oz. vodka


½ oz. pineapple juice


½ oz. grenadine


½ oz. light rum


½ oz. blue curaçao


½ oz. gin


2 oz. sweet and sour mix


lemon wedge for garnish




Shake with ice and pour into a highball glass. Garnish with a lemon wedge.


DISARITA MARGARITA


1 oz. Buen Amigo tequila


½ oz. Disaronno amaretto


3 oz. margarita mix


½ cup crushed Ice lime slice for garnish




Blend. Garnish with a lime slice.


DISTINGUISHED


1 oz. anejo tequila


½ oz. Grand Marnier


½ oz. lime juice


splash sour mix


splash orange juice


2 cherries for garnish




Shake. Add two flags (cherries). Serve in a martini glass.


DIVA


1½ oz. Oro Azul anejo tequila


½ oz. Cointreau


2 oz. fresh-squeezed lemon juice


1 oz. pear juice


1 oz. simple syrup


lime wedge for garnish




Shake well with ice until blended and pour into a Collins glass. Garnish with a lime wedge.


DJ'S DELIGHT


1¾ oz. Don Julio blanco tequila


¾ oz. melon liqueur


1 oz. pineapple juice




Pour into a rocks glass over ice and stir.


DOCTOR DAWSON


2 oz. tequila


½ oz. lemon juice


1 tsp. superfine sugar


dash bitters


3 oz. club soda




In a shaker half-filled with ice cubes, combine the tequila, lemon juice, sugar, and bitters. Shake well. Strain into a highball glass almost filled with ice cubes. Top with club soda.


DON EDUARDO BANTANGA


2 oz. Don Eduardo anejo tequila


3 oz. cola


½ oz. lime juice


lime wedge for garnish




Build over ice in a glass and serve with a salted rim. Garnish with a lime wedge.


DON JULIO CHAPALA


1¼ oz. Don Julio blanco tequila


¼ oz. triple sec


1 oz. grenadine


2 oz. orange juice


1 oz. lime juice




Shake with ice and pour into a chilled highball glass.


DON QUIXXXOTE


1 oz. XXX tequila


1 oz. Guinness stout




Serve in a tall shot glass.


DONE FOR THE NIGHT


1 oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


1 oz. vodka


1 oz. gin


4 oz. root beer


¼ oz. cream




Pour first four ingredients into a glass and mix. Top with cream.


DORALTO


1½ oz. tequila


½ oz. lemon juice


½ tsp. superfine sugar


dash bitters


4 oz. tonic water


lime wedge for garnish




Shake the first four ingredients with ice and strain into a highball glass almost filled with ice cubes. Top with tonic water and garnish with a lime wedge.


DOS LUNAS REPOSADO TEQUILA MOONRISE


2 oz. Dos Lunas reposado tequila


2 oz. orange juice


1/8 oz. grenadine


DOUBLE GOLD


¾ oz. Jose Cuervo Especial tequila


¾ oz. Goldschlager


½ oz. Galliano




Serve chilled in a shot glass.


DOWN-UNDER


¼ oz. tequila


½ oz. blue curaçao


¼ oz. rum


¼ oz. triple sec


¼ oz. vodka


1½ oz. soda water




Mix over ice in a cocktail glass.


DOWNSHIFT


2 oz. XXX tequila


2 oz. fruit punch


1 oz. lemon-lime soda


rum to top




Start with lemon-lime soda, add tequila and fruit punch. Float rum. Serve straight up or on the rocks.


DOWNSIDER


1½ oz. tequila


½ oz. crème de bananas


½ oz. Galliano


½ oz. light cream


1 tsp. lemon juice


dash bitters


1 tsp. grenadine




Shake well with ice and strain into a cocktail glass.


DR. PEPPER


1½ oz. Reserva del Señor Almendrado tequila


1½ oz. Jack Daniels


Coca-Cola


lime slice for garnish




Pour first two ingredients into a glass and fill with Coke. Add ice and garnish with a lime slice.


DRAGON SMOOCH


½ oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


½ oz. coffee liqueur




Pour coffee liqueur into a shot glass. Add tequila very slowly so that it does not mix.


DURANGO


1½ oz. tequila


2 tbsp. grapefruit juice


1 tsp. almond extract


mint sprigs for garnish


spring water to fill




Shake the first three ingredients well with ice. Strain into a large tumbler; add ice and fill with spring water. Garnish with mint.


DUVALL CRAWL


1½ oz. tequila


1 oz. melon liqueur


1½ oz. orange juice


1 tsp. grenadine


lime slice for garnish


cherry for garnish




Blender with ice until smooth slush. Pour into a chilled champagne glass. Garnish with a lime slice and a cherry.


DYNAMITE


1 oz. reposado tequila


1 oz. blanco tequila


1 oz. Clamato juice


½ tsp. Tabasco


juice of ½ lime


salt to taste


Build in a glass. Mix, add crushed ice, and salt to taste.


EARTHQUAKE


2 oz. tequila


1 tsp. grenadine


2 strawberries


1–2 dashes orange bitters


3 oz. crushed ice


lime slice for garnish


strawberry for garnish




Combine first five ingredients in a blender at high speed for fifteen seconds. Strain and serve straight up. Garnish with a lime slice and a strawberry.


EL BAñO


2 oz. Olmeca tequila


2 oz. tonic water


3 oz. orange juice


Twix bar for garnish




Mix and serve in a cocktail glass. Garnish with one Twix bar.


EL BESITO


1 oz. Dos Manos 100 percent anejo tequila


2 oz. apricot puree


½ oz. orange flavored liqueur




Serve tall in a highball glass.


EL MAYOR ALE


1½ oz. El Mayor reposado tequila


5 oz. ginger ale


lime wedge for garnish




Serve in a salt-rimmed highball glass over ice. Garnish with a lime wedge.


EL MAYOR DREAMSICLE


½ oz. El Mayor reposado tequila


½ oz. Cointreau


¾ oz. Amarula cream liqueur


1¼ oz. Arrow white crème de cacao


chocolate syrup to rim glass




Shake well with ice. Dip chilled martini glass into chocolate syrup. Strain into the chocolate rimmed chilled martini glass.


EL TORITO


1 oz. Olmeca tequila


½ oz. dark crème de cacao




Serve in an old-fashioned glass with ice. For an after-dinner variation, serve in a snifter glass with no ice.


ELDORADO


2 oz. Patron tequila


1 tbsp. honey


1½ oz. lemon juice


orange slice for garnish




Shake with ice and strain into a Collins glass over ice. Garnish with an orange slice.


ELECTRIC ICE TEA


1 oz. tequila


1½ oz. rum


1½ oz. vodka


1½ oz. gin


1 oz. triple sec


splash blue curaçao


7UP


lemon slice for garnish




Pour into a highball glass and top with 7UP. Garnish with a lemon slice.


ELECTRIC SCREWDRIVER


¾ oz. Jose Cuervo Especial tequila


¾ oz. Smirnoff Red Label vodka


2 oz. orange juice


1 oz. energy drink


orange slice for garnish




Build in a glass half-filled with ice. Garnish with an orange slice.


ELEPHANT MAN


1/3 oz. tequila


1/3 oz. Jack Daniel's whisky


1/3 oz. Bacardi 151 proof rum




Build in a shot glass, making sure to top with the Bacardi 151 proof rum.


ELIMINATOR


1½ oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


1½ oz. Wild Turkey 101


6 oz. orange soda




Mix all ingredients in tall glass. Add more orange soda to taste, if desired.


EN FUEGO


½ oz. Jose Cuervo gold tequila


½ oz. Cointreau


¼ medium sized avocado


¼ fresh lemon, squeezed


¼ fresh lime, squeezed


5 dashes Tabasco green pepper sauce


kosher salt to rim glass


Tabasco to rim glass


cilantro sprig for garnish




Blend the first six ingredients together. Mix kosher salt and Tabasco sauce and rim glass. Pour drink into glass and garnish with roasted red pepper and a sprig of cilantro.


ETERNAL FIRE STORM


2 parts Jose Cuervo tequila


1 part apple juice


2 parts Galliano


1 part strawberry juice




Mix all ingredients in a long glass and add one ice cube.


ETHNIC SUGAR


2 oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


1 oz. Cointreau


1 tsp. Kool-Aid


4 oz. Coca-Cola




Serve in a tall glass with crushed ice.


EXECUTIVE SUNRISE


1½ oz. tequila gold


4 oz. fresh orange juice


2 tsp. crème de cassis




Pour the tequila and the orange juice into a Collins glass almost filled with ice cubes. Stir well. Drop the cassis into the center of the drink.


EXORCIST


2½ oz. tequila


¾ oz. blue curaçao


¾ oz. lime juice dash Tabasco




Shake with ice and strain into a cocktail glass.


EXOTIC ERIN


1½ oz. tequila


Tuaca


2 oz. orange juice


sugar to rim glass




Shake tequila and orange juice thoroughly and pour into a sugar-rimmed martini glass. Float Tuaca on top.


EXTENDED JAIL SENTENCE


½ oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


½ oz. Southern Comfort


splash pineapple juice


½ oz. Jack Daniel's whisky




Blend with ice cubes.


FENCE JUMPER


½ oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


½ oz. rum


1 tbsp. Tabasco




Pour tequila and rum into shot glass and add Tabasco.


FINALS NIGHT


2 oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


½ oz. lemon juice


4 oz. coffee


½ oz. brown crème de cacao




Pour into a coffee mug half-filled with ice and stir well.


FIRE ALARM


1 part XXX tequila


Tabasco




Pour tequila into a chilled shot glass and top with Tabasco (the hotter the better).


FIRE & ICE


1½ oz. Corazon anejo tequila


5 dashes Tabasco Habanero Sauce


12 fresh cilantro leaves


1½ oz. fresh juice of one lime


½ cup Häagen-Dazs mango sorbet


1 oz. Marie Brizard mango passion liqueur


mango cubes for garnish


lime slices for garnish


habanero peppers for garnish




Blend with a scoop of ice until well blended. Serve in desired glassware with a brochette of mango cubes, and lime slices; add habanero peppers as a garnish.


FIRE BOMB


1 part tequila


1 part Jack Daniel's whisky


1 part vodka


Tabasco to taste


FLAMING BLUE


½ oz. XXX tequila


½ oz. peppermint schnapps


½ oz. Southern Comfort


½ oz. rum




Pour first three ingredients into a shot glass. Layer rum on top and light 5 seconds. Blow out carefully.


FLAMING DR. NO FLAME BUT HOT


1 shot gold tequila


1/8 oz. Tabasco


1 glass pilsner beer




Pour the first two ingredients into a shot glass and immediately drop it inside the beer glass. Drink immediately, all at once.


FLAMINGO-RITA


2 oz. tequila


5 strawberries


4 oz. sweet and sour mix (or to taste)




Blend with ice until frothy and pour into a tacky pink glass with a flamingo stick or straw.


FLATLINER


¾ oz. tequila


½ oz. cognac (preferably Hennessy)


½ oz. vodka


splash Tabasco




Mix first three ingredients with ice and strain into shot glass. Top with Tabasco.


FLYING COW


1 oz. tequila


1 oz. vodka


1 oz. rum


1 oz. brandy


1 oz. Kahlua


1 banana cream to taste




Blend with ice until smooth and pour into a highball glass.


FLYING SQUIRREL


1½ oz. Jose Cuervo Especial gold tequila


1 oz. triple sec


splash sweet and sour mix


dash sweetened Rose's lime juice


orange juice to fill




Pour tequila and triple sec into a highball glass one-third filled with crushed ice. Add sour mix and lime juice. Fill with orange juice and serve.


FOUR HORSEMEN


¾ oz. XXX tequila


¾ oz. Jagermeister


¾ oz. Rumpleminze


¾ oz. rum




Shake well with ice and serve in cocktail glass.


FRANCE MEETS MEXICO


1 oz. tequila


1 oz. Chartreuse




Mix both in a rocks glass.


FREDDY FUDPUCKER


2 oz. tequila


4 oz. orange juice


½ oz. Galliano




Pour the first two ingredients into a highball glass almost filled with ice cubes. Pouring slowly and carefully over the back of a teaspoon; float the Galliano on top of the drink.


FREDDY FUDPUCKER II


1 oz. Buen Amigo tequila


4 oz. orange juice


½ oz. Galliano


½ oz. Kahlua




Shake first three ingredients and serve. Layer Kahlua on top.


FRENCHI


1 oz. tequila


1 oz. Midori


1 oz. peach schnapps


passion fruit juice


pineapple wedge for garnish




Pour first three ingredients in a tall glass over ice and fill with passion fruit juice. Garnish with a pineapple wedge.


FROG IN A BLENDER


½ oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


1 tsp. sweet vermouth


½ oz. sloe gin


maraschino cherry for garnish


lime wedge for garnish




Shake well with ice and strain into a tumbler half-filled with crushed ice. Garnish with a maraschino cherry and a lime wedge.


FROGGY POTION


1 oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


1 oz. vodka


1 oz. rum


1 oz. gin


dash Coca-Cola


orange juice to fill




Pour first five ingredients into a glass with ice and fill with orange juice.


FROGSTER


1 oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


½ oz. blue curaçao


orange juice to fill




Build first two ingredients in a highball glass with ice, and finally, for that yummy green color, fill with orange juice.


FROSTBITE


2 oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


1 oz. Mountain Dew


¼ gal. lime sherbet




Blend, carefully.


FROZEN APPLE TART MARGARITA


2 oz. tequila


1 oz. sour apple liqueur


2 oz. sour mix


2–3 drops Tabasco habanero sauce


¼ tsp. sugar


1 cup ice




Blend until smooth.


FROZEN BANANA MARGARITA


1 oz. tequila


¾ oz. banana schnapps


banana


1 tsp. sugar


1/8 tsp. Tabasco habanero sauce


1 cup ice




Blend until smooth.


FROZEN CHOCOLATE BANANA MARGARITA


1½ oz. tequila


1 oz. crème de cacao


banana


1 tsp. chocolate syrup


¼ tsp. Tabasco


1 cup ice




Blend until smooth.


FROZEN GRINGO


1 oz. agavero tequila


1 oz. 1800 reposado tequila


1 oz. lime juice


1 oz. strawberry liqueur


1 cup ice cubes


1 fresh strawberry for garnish




Blend until frothy. Pour the blend into a chilled margarita glass and garnish with a fresh strawberry.


FROZEN MARGARITA WITH JALAPEñO


1½ oz. tequila


1 oz. Cointreau


4 oz. sour mix


½ oz. lemon juice


1 tbsp. Tabasco green pepper sauce


1 cup ice




Blend until smooth.


FROZEN MATADOR


2½ oz. tequila


2 oz. pineapple juice


1 tbsp. lime juice




Blend briefly with 1 cup crushed ice in an electric blender at low speed. Pour into an old-fashioned glass and garnish with a pineapple stick.


FROZEN PINA MARGARITA


1½ oz. tequila


1 oz. Cointreau


¼ tsp. Tabasco habanero sauce


6 oz. passion fruit/guava juice


2 tsp. Coco Lopez 1 cup ice




Blend until smooth.


FROZEN SUMMER MELON MARGARITA


1½ oz. tequila


½ oz. Cointreau


1 oz. Midori liqueur


½ oz. lime juice


2-3 drops of Tabasco habanero sauce


1 cup ice




Blend until smooth.


FROZEN TEQUILA SCREWDRIVER


2 oz. tequila


½ oz. Cointreau


3 oz. orange juice


orange slice for garnish




Frappé in a highball glass. Garnish with an orange slice.


FRUITS OF THE DESERT


1½ oz. gold tequila


½ oz. Cointreau


2 oz. grapefruit juice


1 tsp. caster sugar


cherry for garnish




Shake and strain into an old fashioned glass half-filled with broken ice. Garnish with a cherry, and serve.


THE FULL YARD


1 oz. tequila


½ oz. blue curaçao


2 oz. strawberry mix


2 oz. cranberry juice


lots of grenadine




Blend with ice.


FUZZY RITA


1½ oz. Buen Amigo tequila


½ oz. peach liqueur


½ oz. Cointreau


1½ oz. lime juice




Serve on the rocks.


GAIRA POP


2½ oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


1 oz. rum


1½ oz. vodka


½ oz. orange juice


½ oz. lemon juice




Mix the first three ingredients, then add the orange and lemon juice.


GARTER BELT


1 oz. Patron XO Café


1 oz. white crème de cacao


1 oz. heavy cream


finely ground espresso and chocolate for garnish




Shake first three ingredients with ice until well blended. Strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Garnish with a sprinkle of ground espresso and chocolate.


GASOLINE


1½ oz. Southern Comfort


1½ oz. tequila




Build in a lowball glass over ice.


GATES OF HELL


1½ oz. tequila


2 tsp. lemon juice


2 tsp. lime juice


1 tsp. cherry brandy




Shake the first three ingredients well with ice. Strain into an old-fashioned glass almost filled with crushed ice. Drizzle the cherry brandy over the top.


GENERATION X


1 oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


1 oz. triple sec


1 oz. blue curaçao


1 Zima


1 oz. melon liqueur


1 oz. Jim Beam


GENTLE BEN


1 oz. tequila


1 oz. vodka


1 oz. gin


orange juice to fill


orange slice for garnish


cherry for garnish




Shake and pour into a Collins glass over ice cubes. Fill with orange juice and stir. Garnish with an orange slice and a cherry.


GENTLE BULL


1½ oz. Buen Amigo tequila


1 oz. heavy cream


¾ oz. coffee liqueur


1 scoop crushed ice


whipped cream for garnish


cherry for garnish




Shake. Garnish with whipped cream and a cherry.


GEORGIA PEACH MARGARITA


1½ oz. Patron reposado tequila


½ oz. Patron Citronge


splash peach schnapps


½ cup peach sorbet


1/8 oz. lime juice


peach-flavored sugar to rim glass


fresh peach slices for garnish




Blend with a few ice cubes. Rim glass with peach-flavored sugar. Garnish with fresh peach slices.


GEORGIAN SUNRISE


¾ oz. tequila


¼ oz. peach schnapps


½ oz. strawberry liqueur


3 oz. sweet and sour mix


lime slice for garnish




Blend and serve in a highball glass. Garnish with a lime slice.


THE GIRAFFE


2 oz. tequila


½ oz. St. Germain


3 oz. grapefruit juice


2 ice cubes




Pour the first two ingredients into a tall glass, followed by the two ice cubes. Swirl the two around in the glass for a time (note: do not stir), and then add grapefruit juice.


GOLD DRIVER


2 oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


½ oz. Goldschläger


2 oz. orange juice


1 lime slice




Pour the first two ingredients into a short glass over ice. Top with orange juice. Squeeze in the juice from one lime slice.


GOLD STANDARD


2 oz. Cuervo tequila (preferably 1800 Cuervo)


1 oz. Licor 43


½ oz. curaçao


½ oz. sour mix


dash orange juice




Shake and serve in a chilled glass.


GOLDEN SHOWER


½ oz. gold tequila


½ oz. Southern Comfort


2 oz. apple juice


½ oz. Galliano


lemonade to fill




Mix first three ingredients in a mixing tin, then pour over ice in a Collins glass. Top with lemonade and float Galliano.


GRAND MARGARITA


1 oz. Buen Amigo tequila


¾ oz. Grand Marnier


fresh lime juice to taste


sugar to taste


lime wedge for garnish




Pour first two ingredients into a martini glass over ice. Fill with fresh lime juice and sugar to taste. Shake. Garnish with a lime wedge.


GRAPE APE


½ oz. tequila


4 oz. grape juice (white)


white grape for garnish




Shake with ice and pour into a highball glass over ice. Garnish with a white grape.


GRAVEYARD


½ oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


½ oz. Smirnoff vodka


½ oz. gin


½ oz. bourbon


½ oz. scotch


½ oz. triple sec


½ oz. 151 rum


Equal parts:


beer


stout




Pour first seven ingredients into a beer mug. Fill with half beer and half stout.


GREEN APPLE TEQUINI


2 oz. Casa Noble Crystal tequila (silver)


1 oz. apple schnapps


splash Midori


lime squeeze


green apple slice for garnish




Shake with ice and strain into a cocktail glass. Garnish with a slice of green apple.


GREEN ARROW


1 part gold tequila


1 oz. lemon juice


½ oz. lime juice


1 part blue curaçao


½ oz. crushed ice




Mix in a jar, then stir to obtain the green color.


GREEN DINOSAUR


1½ oz. white tequila


1½ oz. Midori


1½ oz. gin


1½ oz. vodka


1½ oz. rum


1½ oz. triple sec


3 1/3 oz. sweet and sour mix


Sprite




Pour first seven ingredients into a glass over ice, fill with Sprite, and mix.


THE GREEN HORNITO


2 limes


2 oz. Sauza reposado hornitos tequila


½ oz. Cointreau


4–5 small sprigs cilantro


1/8 tsp. Tabasco green pepper sauce


lime slice for garnish




Juice limes using a reamer and pour juice into a shaker. Add in ½a lime (to extract the essence when muddling). Add remaining ingredients. Muddle well and strain into a chilled martini glass. Garnish with a lime slice.


GREEN LIZARD


1 oz. tequila


½ oz. St. Germain


½ oz. green crème de menthe




A weaker tequila drink for the beginner tequila drinkers.


GREEN MEXICAN


1 oz. tequila


1 oz. Midori


sour mix to fill


orange slice for garnish


cherry for garnish




Pour first two ingredients into a Collins glass over ice. Fill with sour mix and garnish with an orange slice and a cherry.


GREEN THUNDER


1 oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


1 oz. vodka


6 oz. lemon juice


1/3 oz. sugar




Shake; serve in a tall glass.


GREEN ZONE


2 oz. XXX tequila


1 oz. Pisang Ambon


4 oz. orange juice


lime slice for garnish




Blend with ice and serve in a highball glass. Garnish with a lime slice.


GRIMOSA


2 oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


2 oz. orange juice


4 oz. champagne




Serve in a chilled champagne flute.


GTV


1 oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


1 oz. vodka


½ oz. gin




The ingredients are best preserved cold for this purpose. To mix, pour the ingredients into a glass. Add an ice cube, if you like.


GUADALAJARA SUNRISE


½ oz. XXX tequila


½ oz. peach schnapps


½ oz. strawberry liqueur


3 oz. sweet and sour mix


lime slice for garnish




Blend with ice and serve in a highball glass. Garnish with a lime slice.


HAIR OF THE DOG


½ oz. tequila


½ oz. Irish whisky


¼ oz. Tabasco


¼ oz. salt




Pour first three ingredients into a shot glass. Lay salt on top. Dance.


HAIRY SUNRISE


¾ oz. tequila


¾ oz. vodka


½ oz. Cointreau


3 oz. orange juice


3 dashes grenadine


lime slice for garnish




Blend first four ingredients and pour into a Collins glass. Float grenadine and garnish with a lime slice.


HARLEM MUGGER


½ oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


½ oz. vodka


3 oz. champagne


lime wedge


½ oz. Bacardi Light rum


½ oz. gin


cranberry juice




Build over ice.


HARRISON SPECIAL


2 oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


2 oz. vodka


2 oz. rum


3 oz. Cointreau


2 oz. gin


dash Coca-Cola




Pour first five ingredients into a glass over ice. Top with Coca-Cola (for color). Stir and serve.


HARSH


1½ oz. Jagermeister


1½ oz. tequila


dash Tabasco garlic sauce




Mix and serve in a shot glass.


HAWAIIAN SEDUCTION


1 oz. tequila


1 oz. vodka


1 oz. lime juice




Pour first two ingredients into a tall glass and fill with lime juice. Add ice and mix very well.


HEAD BLOWER


1 oz. tequila


1 oz. whisky


½ oz. dark rum


½ glass super strong beer


½ tsp. black pepper




Serve in a chilled beer mug.


HEADCRUSH


2 oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


whipped cream to top


½ oz. Tabasco green pepper sauce


Salt




Pour tequila into a glass, and then add Tabasco sauce carefully. Put on a top with whipped cream and add some salt.


HEAVEN


½ part tequila


1/3 part vodka


1/3 part Cointreau


1/3 part pink lemonade


Pour into a large glass over crushed ice.


HEAVEN AND EARTH


1 oz. tequila


½ oz. vodka


½ oz. white rum


¼ oz. gin


½ oz. peach schnapps




Blend with crushed ice. Serve with a soda back.


HEAVENLY BILLIONAIRE'S MARGARITA


2 oz. Gran Centenario anejo tequila


1 oz. Gran Marnier Cuvee du Cent Cinquantenaire


1½ oz. fresh-squeezed lime juice


½ orange wheel for garnish




Shake vigorously with ice and strain into a prechilled martini glass. Garnish with half an orange wheel.


HEAVENLY HIGHBALL


1½ oz. Gran Centenario Plata tequila


1½ oz. cranberry juice


3 oz. ginger ale


several mint leaves and a mint sprig


½ oz. fresh lime juice




Muddle the mint leaves with the cranberry juice in the bottom of a highball glass. Add ice. Build the rest of the ingredients and stir. Garnish with a mint sprig.


HELL MARY


1½ oz. Pecos Heat chili pepper tequila


dash bitters


dash Tabasco


dash horseradish


1 oz. Aalborg Akvavit


V-8 juice


celery stalk for garnish


lemon wedge for garnish




Pour first five ingredients into a glass, fill with V-8, and shake vigorously. Add black pepper to taste and garnish with a celery stalk and lemon wedge. Serve in a Collins glass with ice.


HIGH VOLTAGE


6 parts Jose Cuervo tequila


1 part lime juice


3 parts peach liqueur




Shake and serve in a chilled glass.


HINA BLAST


4 oz. tequila


6 oz. red wine


1 oz. Coca-Cola


3 oz. orange juice


3 tbsp. bananas (chopped)


1 cup raisins


6 oz. Dom Perignon


¼ tsp. red pepper (hot and in flakes)




Heat wine, add raisins, and boil. Mix Coca-Cola, tequila, and orange juice and add to mixture. Toss bananas with hot red pepper flakes. Pour Dom Perignon over bananas. Mix everything together and store in a glass jar. Chill overnight. Have lots of money!


HOLE IN ONE


1 part tequila


1 part scotch


1 part vodka


1 part Cointreau




Stir, then add crushed ice.


HOLLYWOOD TEA


½ oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


½ oz. vodka


½ oz. light rum


½ oz. gin


7UP




Shake first four ingredients with ice and strain into ice-filled glass. Fill with 7UP.


HONOLULU ACTION


1 part vodka


1 part grenadine


1 part blue curaçao


1 part Bacardi 151


1 part Baileys Irish cream


1 part Midori


1 part Jose Cuervo tequila


whipped cream


Li Hing powder for sprinkling




Layer ingredients in the above order, top with whipped cream, then top with a sprinkle of Li Hing powder.


HOO HOO


1½ oz. tequila


1½ oz. Midori


½ oz. grenadine


melon ball for garnish (optional)




Shake with ice and strain into a martini glass. Garnish with a small melon ball if desired.


HORSESHOE


2 oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


1 oz. Southern Comfort


8 oz. orange juice


2 dashes grenadine


1 oz. bourbon




Cover the bottom of the glass with one dash of grenadine. Pour in the tequila followed by the bourbon and finally the Southern Comfort. Flood the glass with the orange juice. Pour in the remaining grenadine.


HOT APPLE ROSE


2 oz. Tequila Rose


apple cider to fill


whipped cream for garnish




Pour tequila into a mug and fill with hot apple cider. Garnish with whipped cream.


HOT BOMB


1¾ oz. Buen Amigo tequila


¼ oz. Du Bouchett hot cinnamon schnapps


2 dashes Tabasco




Shake with ice and strain into shot glass.


HOT CHA CHA MARTINI


2 oz. 1800 tequila


1 oz. Tuaca


2 oz. fresh lemon juice


dash Tabasco habanero sauce


2 dashes Tabasco green pepper sauce


jalapeño-stuffed olives for garnish




Chill a 6 oz. martini glass and salt rim. Shake well and strain into the martini glass. Garnish with jalapeño-stuffed olives.


HOT CHOCOLATE ROSE


1½ oz. Tequila Rose


hot chocolate to fill




Pour Tequila Rose into a mug and fill with hot chocolate.


HOT KISS


1 ½ oz. Partida silver tequila


¾ oz. Berentzen apple schnapps


1 oz. unfiltered apple juice


½ oz. fresh-squeezed lime juice


½ oz. agave nectar or simple syrup


¼ oz. Tabasco


red chili pepper for garnish




Shake with ice and strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Garnish with a red chili pepper.


HOT MELONS


1½ oz. Patron silver tequila


3 oz. Red Bull Energy Drink


½ oz. melon liqueur


½ oz. fresh mango


1 maraschino cherry


8 dashes Tabasco green pepper sauce


cucumber spear for garnish




Muddle mango, cherry, and Tabasco together. Add tequila, melon liqueur, and Red Bull. Shake and strain into a chilled martini glass. Garnish with a long-ways sliced cucumber spear and skewer a peper-oncini pepper to it.


HOT PANTS


2 oz. tequila


½ oz. peppermint schnapps


1 tbsp. fresh grapefruit juice


1 tsp. superfine sugar or simple syrup


lime to rim glass


salt to rim glass


lime wedge for garnish




Rim an old-fashioned glass with lime and salt, and chill briefly. Shake with ice, then strain into a glass over ice. Garnish with a lime wedge.


HOT SHOT


1½ oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


boiling water


1 beef bouillon cube


salt and pepper




Dissolve the cube of beef bouillon in a mug of boiling water. Add the tequila and season to taste.


HOT “T”


2 oz. Tarantula reposado tequila


3 dashes Tabasco chipotle pepper sauce




Serve in a shot glass.


HOT TO TROT


½ oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


½ oz. De Kuyper Hot Damn cinnamon schnapps


dash lime juice




Rim a shooter glass with lime and salt and pour the first two ingredients in. Add a dash of lime juice and SLAM!


HOT TODDY


4 oz. XXX tequila


2 oz. apple cider


8 oz. cranberry juice cocktail


2 oz. orange liqueur




In a saucepan, heat cider and cranberry juice cocktail just until hot (do not let boil) and remove from heat. Stir in tequila and orange liqueur. Serve toddies in mugs, garnished with lime slices.


HOTTIE


2 oz. Patron tequila


1 tbsp. dark chocolate (Hershey's), melted


2 oz. milk


Tabasco habanero pepper sauce


½ oz. Grand Marnier


cherry for garnish




Shake the first four ingredients with ice and pour into a cognac glass. Or, heat the first four ingredients in the microwave and pour into a cognac glass for a warm drink. Float the Grand Marnier and garnish with a cherry.


HUEVOS BUSTER


1½ oz. Reserva del Señor Almendrado tequila


1½ oz. light rum


Coke or Diet Coke




Pour first two ingredients into a glass and fill with Coke.


HUG IT OUT MARGARITA


2 parts Sauza Commemorativo tequila


1 tbsp. fresh pomegranate juice


1 part De Kuyper triple sec


2 parts fresh-squeezed lime


juice lime slice for garnish




Shake over ice. Serve in a margarita glass and garnish with a lime slice.


HURRICANE FLINT


1 oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


2 tsp. lime juice


1 tbsp. passion fruit concentrate


1 oz. Malibu coconut rum




Shake with ice and strain into a cocktail glass.


HURRICANE LEAH


¼ oz. tequila


¼ oz. white rum


¼ oz. gin


¼ oz. vodka


¼ oz. blue curaçao


dash cherry brandy


3 oz. sour mix


3 oz. orange juice


orange wheel for garnish




Build in a parfait glass and stir. Garnish with an orange wheel.


I AM FINE


1½ oz. tequila


½ oz. white rum


8 drops Tabasco


salt and pepper


Sprite




Pour first three ingredients into a glass and top with Sprite. Add salt and pepper to taste. Mix.


ICE BET


1½ oz. tequila


¼ oz. Cointreau


dash Tabasco green pepper sauce




Serve with ice in a brandy glass.


ICEBREAKER


2 oz. Tezón tequila


2 oz. grapefruit juice


1 tbsp. grenadine


½ oz. triple sec




Mix with ice and strain into a sour glass.


IDIOT


1½ oz. tequila


1 oz. Tampico Citrus Punch




Pour into a cocktail glass and stir.


IGUANA


1½ oz. Buen Amigo tequila


¾ oz. Nikolai vodka


¾ oz. coffee liqueur




Serve on the rocks.


INCOGNITO


1 ½ oz. Jose Cuervo Clásico tequila


¾ oz. apricot brandy


3 dashes bitters


¼ oz. lime juice




Shake well with ice.


ILANA STERN ICE


3 parts tequila


1 part ice tea




Just pour, give a moment of silence as homage to the gods, and then down it and serve another.


INOCULATION SHOT


1¾ oz. Jose Cuervo gold tequila


¼ oz. blue curaçao


splash Tabasco sweet & spicy pepper sauce




Combine in a shot glass.


INVISIBLE HOMBRE


1½ parts Corazon tequila blanco


2½ parts tonic water


splash lime


lime twist for garnish




Garnish with a lime twist.


IRONMAN


1 part Jose Cuervo tequila


1 part sambuca


1 part green Chartreuse


3 parts Tabasco


1 part scotch




Mix in a shot glass.


JACKHAMMER


½ oz. tequila


½ oz. Jack Daniel's




Pour into shot glass.


JADE MONKEY


1 oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


¼ oz. lime juice


1 tsp. vanilla extract


2 oz. Kool-Aid


JALAPEñO


1 oz. Tabasco green pepper sauce


2 oz. tequila 100 percent agave blanco


1 chunk mango, peeled


½ oz. Tabasco green pepper sauce


2 oz. tequila 100 percent agave blanco


1½ oz. lime juice


1½ oz. mango juice


1 chunk mango, peeled




Shake first three ingredients with ice, strain. Add the next four ingredients, shake with ice, strain, and add mango.


JELL-O MARGARITA


4 oz. Jose Cuervo Especial gold tequila


4 oz. Finest Call margarita mix


8 oz. boiling water


1 package Jello


1 slice lime




Combine boiling water and contents of Jello package in medium sized saucepan. Stir until completely dissolved. Instead of using 1 cup cold water use 4 oz. (½cup) tequila and 4 oz. (½cup) margarita mix. Pour into a margarita glass. Garnish with a piece of lime set inside mixture. Chill until set. Makes 3 cocktails.


Note: if salt is desired, make sure to rim the glass before pouring mixture.


JELLYBEAN


splash grenadine


½ oz. sambuca


½ oz. Jose Cuervo tequila




Layer.


JELLYFISH


½ oz. tequila, white


½ oz. sambuca, white


drop Tabasco




Pour first two ingredients into a shot glass and top with 1 drop of Tabasco.


JOHAN'S SCREAM


2 oz. gold tequila


2 lime wedges


2 tsp. brown sugar


2 orange wedges


5 mint leaves




Serve on the rocks.


JOKER'S TEA


½ oz. tequila


½ oz. vodka


½ oz. rum


½ oz. Jim Beam


½ oz. blue curaçao


1/3 part sweet and sour mix


2/3 part Coca-Cola


lime wedge for garnish




Pour first five ingredients into a glass and fill with sweet and sour mix and Coke. Shake and garnish with a lime wedge.


JUKEBOX RANDY


1½ oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


½ oz. whisky




Serve as a shot.


JUMPING BEAN


1½ oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


½ oz. sambuca


3 coffee beans




Shake first two ingredients with ice and strain drink into a cocktail glass. Drop coffee beans into middle of drink, and serve.


JUNGLE SLUT


1 oz. tequila


1 oz. green Chartreuse


splash Tabasco garlic sauce




Serve straight up in a shot glass.


KANSAS CITY SLUDGE


2 oz. tequila


1 oz. vodka


1 oz. bitters


1½ oz. maple syrup




Build (in order) in a glass.


KERMIT'S REVENGE


1 oz. tequila


1 oz. vodka


1 oz. rum


1 oz. triple sec


1 oz. crème de menthe


1 oz. gin


lemonade to fill




Mix first six ingredients in a jug and fill with lemonade and ice. Serves 3.


KEY LIME TINI


1 oz. El Mayor reposado tequila


½ oz. KeKe Beach key lime liqueur


½ oz. Tuaca


½ oz. Rose's lime juice


½ oz. cream




Shake well with ice and strain into chilled martini glass.


KILL ME NOW


1 oz. tequila


1 oz. vodka


1 oz. amaretto


½ oz. 151 proof rum


½ oz. gin




Mix in a hurricane glass over crushed ice.


KNOCKOUT PUNCH


1 shot rum


1 shot tequila


8 oz. fruit punch




Serve in a very tall glass.


L.A.P.D. NIGHTSHIFT


1 part tequila


1 part grenadine


1 part blue curaçao




Layer in a shot glass.


LA BAMBA


1½ oz. tequila


½ oz. Cointreau


1 ½ oz. pineapple juice


1½ oz. orange juice


splash grenadine




Shake well with ice and strain into a cocktail glass.


LA HABANA


2 oz. XXX tequila


2 oz. apricot brandy


few drops lime juice




Pour the first two ingredients into a cocktail shaker half full with ice cubes. Add lime juice. Shake well. Strain into a martini glass over ice cubes.


LA JOLLARITA


1½ oz. Buen Amigo tequila


½ oz. Cointreau


½ oz. Chambord




Shake with ice and strain into a glass.


LA PALOMA


1½ oz. Zapopan silver tequila


½ oz. fresh lime juice


grapefruit soda (not juice)




Pour first two ingredients into a highball glass over ice and fill with grapefruit soda.


LA PALOMA SUPREMA


1½ oz. Don Julio reposado tequila


4 oz. grapefruit soda


salt to rim glass


lime wedge for garnish




Pour into a salt-rimmed, ice-filled highball glass. Garnish with a lime wedge.


LADIES NIGHT


1 oz. Patron XO Café


1 oz. Stoli vanilla


1 oz. amaretto or Frangelico


coffee beans for garnish




Shake well with ice and strain into a chilled martini glass. Garnish with coffee beans.


LAKEWATER


2 shots vodka


4 shots blueberry schnapps


2 shots Jack Daniel's


2 shots tequila


2 shots gin


Coca-Cola




Mix first five ingredients in a large pitcher and fill with Coca-Cola. Serves 4 people.


LATIN LOVER


1½ oz. tequila


¾ oz. amaretto




Pour into an old-fashioned glass and fill with ice.


LAZER BEAM


½ oz. tequila


½ oz. Southern Comfort


½ oz. vodka


½ oz. lime juice


½ oz. amaretto


1 oz. triple sec


½ oz. sloe gin


orange juice to fill (optional)




Mix first seven ingredients and pour over ice in a tall glass. Orange juice may be added to fill.


LAZY SUNDAY


2 oz. tequila


1 oz. ginger ale


2½ oz. cranberry juice


lime wedge for garnish




Serve in a tall glass with ice. Garnish with a lime wedge.


LEMONADE


1 oz. Buen Amigo tequila


1 oz. orange curaçao


1 oz. club soda


1 oz. cranberry juice


juice of ½ lemon


lemon wedge for garnish




Garnish with a lemon wedge.


LIFE IN HELL


1 oz. tequila


dash Everclear


1/3 oz. Tabasco


1 jalapeño pepper slice




Layer Tabasco and tequila in a shot glass. Drop in jalapeño. Top off with Everclear.


LIQUID VALIUM


2/3 oz. tequila


2/3 oz. amaretto


2/3 oz. triple sec


2/3 Jack Daniel's




Serve in a shooter glass.


LIZARD'S SLIME


1½ oz. Buen Amigo tequila


Midori melon liqueur to float




Pour tequila into a shot glass, and float Midori.


LOCO LEMONADE


1½ oz. tequila


1 oz. grenadine


4 oz. lemonade


½ oz. lemon juice




Build over ice and squeeze lemon juice over to top.


LOLITA


2 oz. tequila 1/3 oz. lime juice


1 tsp. honey


2 dashes Angostura bitters




Shake and strain over one or two ice cubes in a cocktail glass.


LONG BEACH


1 part tequila 1 part vodka


1 part rum


2 parts sour mix


1 part gin


cranberry juice to fill


lemon slice for garnish




Pour equal amounts of liquor to approximately half the glass. Pour sour mix to ¾point of glass. Fill with cranberry juice. Garnish with a lemon slice.


LONG ISLAND ICE TEA


¼ oz. tequila


¼ oz. gin


¼ oz. whisky


¼ oz. white rum


¼ oz. vodka


1 oz. simple syrup


splash Coca-Cola


orange juice to fill




Mix alcohol in large glass, add syrup, and fill with orange juice. Add a splash of Coca-Cola for color.


LONG WALK OFF A SHORT PIER


½ oz. tequila


½ oz. Bacardi 151 proof rum


½ oz. bourbon whisky


½ oz. vodka


½ oz. gin


½ oz. Irish whisky


½ oz. Midori


Coca-Cola




Pour first seven ingredients over ice in a highball glass. Fill with Coca-Cola.


LOS ALTOS


1 oz. Oro Azul anejo tequila


½ oz. coffee liqueur


¾ oz. hazelnut liqueur


1 oz. whipping cream flavored with green crème de menthe


LOUDMOUTH


1 oz. tequila


1 oz. Kahlua


3 oz. cranberry juice




Shake well with ice and strain into a Collins glass over ice.


LOVE IMPOSSIBLE


¼ oz. tequila


½ oz. vodka


½ oz. vermouth


¼ oz. gin


¼ oz. Kahlua


1 oz. cream




Blend and pour into a Collins glass.


LOVE POTION


1½ oz. tequila


2 tbsp. grenadine


1½ oz. triple sec


1½ oz. blackberry brandy


4 oz. lemon mix




Shake with ice. Serve over ice in a tall glass.


LOVER'S MARGARITA


1 oz. agavero tequila


1 oz. 1800 reposado tequila


splash fresh lime juice


lime wedge for garnish




Pour over ice, garnish with a lime wedge. Salt rim if you prefer. We recommend doubling the recipe and using two straws.


THE LUBRICATOR TM


1½ oz. XXX tequila


1 oz. orange liquor


juice of ½ lemon


juice of ½ lime


splash cranberry juice




Serve on the rocks or shake vigorously with cracked ice in a stainless steel shaker and strain into a broad-bowled, stemmed cocktail glass.


MACARENA


1 oz. Buen Amigo tequila


½ oz. Malibu coconut rum


3 oz. sweet and sour mix


1 oz. orange juice


1 oz. pineapple juice


splash cranberry juice


pineapple slice for garnish


orange slice for garnish


cherry for garnish




Shake and pour over ice into a 1 oz. tumbler. Garnish with a pineapple slice, an orange slice, and a cherry.


MACHISMO


1 shot agavero tequila


1 slice lime


Sugar




Coat a lime slice with sugar. After you drink the shot, lick lime with sugar.


MADRAS


1½ oz. 1800 reposado tequila


2 oz. cranberry juice


1 oz. orange juice


dash lime juice


orange slice for garnish




Shake over ice or blend. Garnish with an orange slice.


MAGIC


1 oz. tequila


1 oz. vodka


1 oz. triple sec


1 oz. Bacardi light rum


1 oz. gin


cola syrup




Mix first five ingredients over crushed ice and top with cola syrup.


MAGIC MOJO MIX


32 oz. fruit punch


1 fifth tequila


1 fifth vodka


2 oz. Kahlua


2 oz. lime juice


splash Mountain Dew




Mix in a large container. Stir until all the sugar dissolves and store in a dark cool place for seven days. Serve with Mountain Dew in the bottom half of the glass.


MALCOLM LOWRY


1 oz. mezcal


1 scoop crushed ice


¾ oz. lemon or lime juice


¾ oz. Cointreau


¾ oz. white rum




Mix with crushed ice and strain into an iced cocktail glass with a salted rim.


MALIBU WAVE


1 oz. tequila


½ oz. triple sec


1/8 oz. blue curaçao


1½ oz. sweet and sour mix


lime slice for garnish




Shake with ice and strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Garnish with a slice of lime.


MAMA CALIENTE


1½ oz. Corazon anejo tequila


4 dashes of Tabasco Chipotle Pepper Sauce


½ oz. Trader Vic's rock candy syrup


1½ oz. fresh lime juice


¾ oz. passion fruit coulis


1 oz. Cointreau




Shake well with ice and strain into a glass.


MARGAMIGO


2 oz. Buen Amigo tequila


1 oz. fresh lime juice


dash Stolichnaya orange


coarse salt to rim glass


lime juice to rim glass


lime wedge for garnish




Shake or blend and strain into a chilled cocktail glass, the rim of witch has been moistened with lime juice and dipped in salt. Garnish with a lime wedge.


MARGARITA MADRES


1¼ oz. Buen Amigo tequila


½ oz. Cointreau


1 ½ oz. sweet and sour mix


1½ oz. orange juice


1 ½ oz. cranberry juice




Blend.


MARVELOUS PEACH


1½ oz. XXX tequila


2 oz. peach juice


2 oz. pineapple juice


lime slice for garnish




Pour ingredients into a highball glass over ice. Mix and garnish with a lime slice.


MASSACRE


2 oz. tequila


1 tsp. Campari


4 oz. ginger ale




Pour the first two ingredients into a highball glass over ice and top with ginger ale. Stir well.


MAXIMUM MARTINI


1½ oz. Pepe Lopez gold tequila


splash extra dry vermouth


3 drops vanilla extract




Shake vigorously and strain into a chilled martini glass.


MAYAN


2 oz. Buen Amigo tequila


3 oz. orange juice


7UP


lime wedge for garnish




Pour first two ingredients into a glass and fill with 7UP. Garnish with a lime wedge.


MC RITA


2 oz. tequila


2 oz. Cointreau


2 oz. sweet and sour mix


2 oz. Rose's lime juice


salt to rim glass


lime wedge for garnish




Pulse with ice in a blender. Pour into a glass rimmed with salt and garnish with a lime wedge. Serves.


THE MCILHENY SWAMP RITA


1 shot tequila (Centario)


2 oz. margarita mix (South of the Border)


1 splash of triple sec


1 splash of sweet and sour mix


1 Tab energy drink


2 dashes Tabasco




Combine first four ingredients in glass with ice. Top with Tab energy drink and finish with Tabasco sauce.


MELON MARGARITA


1 oz. Two Fingers tequila


1 oz. melon liqueur


1½ oz. sweet and sour


½ oz. triple sec


lime wedge for garnish




Shake and strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Garnish with a lime wedge.


MELONELLO MARGARITA


1 oz. Two Fingers tequila


1 oz. melon liqueur


1 oz. Caravella Lemoncello


1½ oz. sweet and sour


½ oz. triple sec




Shake and strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Garnish with a lime wedge.


MENTA


2 parts Corazón reposado tequila


6-8 mint leaves


2–3 dashes bitters




Muddle mint leaves in base of shaker, then add all other ingredients. Shake with ice.


MERLIN


1¾ oz. Buen Amigo tequila


¾ oz. orange liqueur


½ oz. lime juice




Shake with ice and strain into a glass.


MESA FRESCA


1½ oz. Dos Manos 100 percent blanco tequila


fresh grapefruit juice


1 oz. fresh lime juice




Pour into a highball glass over ice.


MEXICALI ROSE


1 oz. Buen Amigo tequila


4 oz. cranberry juice cocktail


½ oz. lime juice


lime slice for garnish


MEXICAN BANANA


1 ½ oz. Buen Amigo tequila


¾ oz. crème de banana




Pour ingredients into an old-fashioned glass with ice.


MEXICAN BANSHEE


1½ oz. tequila


¾ oz. crème de banana


3 oz. cream or half-and-half




Blend all ingredients with crushed ice and strain into a large cocktail glass.


MEXICAN COFFEE


¾ oz. Two Fingers tequila


¾ oz. Kahlua


3 oz. coffee




Fill with hot coffee in heated coffee mug.


MEXICAN COOLER


1½ oz. tequila


4 oz. red wine


½ oz. grenadine


½ oz. lemon juice


7UP


red cherry for garnish


lemon wedge for garnish




Pour first four ingredients into a tall glass over ice and top with a squirt of 7UP. Garnish with a red cherry and a lemon wedge.


MEXICAN COSMO


1 oz. Agavero tequila


1 oz. vodka


splash cranberry juice


splash lime juice




In a shaker, combine all ingredients with ice. Shake until cold. Pour into a martini glass. Garnish with a lime slice. Another Cosmo but with Agavero tequila.


MEXICAN DEW


1 oz. tequila


Mountain Dew




Pour the shot of tequila into a glass over ice and fill with Mountain Dew.


MEXICAN FIREWATER


6 oz. Corona


1 oz. Campbell's tomato juice


1 oz. Absolut Peppar


¼ oz. Tabasco Chipotle Pepper Sauce


dash Worcestershire sauce


1¾ oz. 1800 tequila


¼ oz. Tabasco Habanero Sauce


salt


2 lime wedges




Pour Corona into a partially salted pint glass. In a shaker, combine the tomato juice, Absolut Peppar, Tabasco Chipotle Pepper Sauce, and Worcestershire sauce. Shake with ice and strain into the pint glass. In a 2 oz. shot glass (small enough to drop into the pint glass), combine the tequila and Tabasco Habanero Sauce. Squeeze 1 lime wedge into the shot glass. Lick the salt from the pint glass, drop the shot into the pint glass, shoot, and bite the other lime wedge.


MEXICAN FLAG


1 shot white tequila


1 shot grenadine


1 shot crème de menthe




Layer the shots in order of the colors of the Mexican flag.


MEXICAN GOLD


1½ oz. Buen Amigo tequila


¼ oz. Goldschläger


¾ oz. Galliano




Pour the first two ingredients into an old-fashioned glass over ice. Float Galliano.


MEXICAN HIGH DIVE


2 oz. tequila


1 raw oyster


drop Tabasco chipotle pepper sauce




Pour into a glass with ice.


MEXICAN HOT CHOCOLATE


4 oz. Reserva del Señor almendrado tequila


32 oz. milk


1 tablet (¾ oz.) Ibrra chocolate




Heat milk in saucepan on high until scalded. Remove from heat. Put chocolate tablet in blender and chop. Add tequila. Pour hot milk in blender and mix well. (Be careful blending hot ingredients.) Makes 4 drinks.


MEXICAN ICED TEA


1½ oz. tequila gold


3 oz. beer (Corona Extra)


lime slice for garnish




Pour tequila and beer into a lowball glass over ice. Stir gently. Garnish with a lime slice.


MEXICAN LITTLE MAN


1 oz. tequila


1 oz. gin


1 oz. amaretto


cranberry-apple juice




Mix on the rocks in a tumbler.


MEXICAN MELON BALL


1½ oz. Dos Manos reposado tequila


½ cup fresh-squeezed honey dew melon juice


½ cup fresh-squeezed orange juice


orange slice for garnish




Shake with ice and strain into a rocks glass over ice. Garnish with an orange slice.


MEXICAN MERMAID


1 oz. premium tequila, chilled


1 triangular chunk fresh pineapple, generously dusted with sparkling colored-sugar crystals


dry and fruity champagne, chilled, to fill


splash blue curaçao


long twist of lime peel, preferably spiral cut




Attach sugar-coated pineapple chunk to the rim of a champagne flute glass. Add tequila and fill with champagne. Then add the blue curaçao and a spiral of lime peel. Serve immediately. Tell guests to drop the pineapple chunk into the drink for an added splash of bubbles.


MEXICAN ROSE


1½ oz. Buen Amigo tequila


1 oz. lime juice


½ oz. grenadine (or crème de cassis)




Pour into an old-fashioned glass over ice.


MEXICAN THANKSGIVING


¾ oz. tequila


¾ oz. Wild Turkey


1 tbsp. Tabasco




Mix in a shot glass and serve.


MEXICAN WITCH


1½ oz. tequila


¾ oz. Strega




Pour into an old-fashioned glass over ice.


MEXICANA


1½ oz. tequila


1 oz. lemon juice


splash pineapple juice


splash grenadine




Shake with ice and strain into a cocktail glass.


MEXICOLA


2 oz. tequila


juice of ½ lime


Coca-Cola




Pour tequila and lime juice over ice cubes in a Collins glass. Fill with Coca-Cola and stir.


MEXXXICAN BERRY


¾ oz. XXX tequila


¾ oz. Chambord


¼ oz. triple sec


raspberry for garnish




Shake with ice and strain into a sugar-frosted Pony glass. Top with a raspberry.


MEXXXICAN FLAG


1 oz. grenadine


1 oz. crème de menthe


1 oz. XXX tequila




Layer by pouring each ingredient into a highball glass using a spoon.


MEXXXICAN SURFER


1 oz. XXX tequila


1 oz. rum


pineapple juice to fill




Pour first two ingredients into an old-fashioned glass. Fill with pineapple juice and ice, then stir.


MEXXXICANA


1½ oz. XXX tequila


1 oz. lemon juice


1 tbsp. pineapple juice


1 tsp. grenadine




Shake with ice and strain into cocktail glass.


MIDNITE MADNESS


2 oz. Oro Azul tequila


splash blackberry liqueur


splash mango puree


splash orange juice


ginger ale to top




Pour first four ingredients into a shaker and top with ginger ale. Shake and strain into martini glass.


MIRAGE


1 ½ oz. Buen Amigo tequila


1½ oz. orange juice


1½ oz. tonic water


lime wedge for garnish




Stir. Garnish with a lime wedge.


THE MISSIK


1 oz. tequila


1 oz. margarita mix


1 oz. cranberry-grape juice


1 oz. Mountain Dew




Mix in a cocktail glass.


MOCKINGBIRD


1¼ oz. Pepe Lopez gold tequila


2 tsp white crème de menthe


1 oz. fresh lime juice




Shake vigorously and strain into a chilled martini glass.


MOJITA DE CASA


1½ oz. Zapopan gold tequila


2 fresh sprigs of mint leaves


¾ oz. fresh lime juice


1 oz. simple syrup


mint sprig for garnish




Muddle mint leaves with simple syrup and lime juice in a mixing glass. Pour in Zapopan gold tequila and shake over cracked ice. Strain into a highball glass over ice. Add a splash of soda and garnish with a sprig of mint.


MONSTER ON THE BEACH


1½ oz. Buen Amigo tequila


2 oz. cranberry juice


splash lime juice


splash grenadine




Serve over ice.


MONTANA FIRE


1 oz. tequila


1 oz. peppermint schnapps


1 oz. cinnamon schnapps


½ oz. Tabasco




Stir well.


MONTEZUMA


1½ oz. tequila


1 oz. Madeira




Blend ingredients with ½cup crushed ice in an electric blender at a low speed for a short length of time. Pour in champagne flute and serve.


MOOEY AGAVE


¾ oz. El Mayor reposado tequila


¾ oz. Kahlua


¾ oz. Amarula cream liqueur


¾ oz. Arrow amaretto


chocolate syrup to rim glass




Dip chilled martini glass into chocolate syrup. Shake well with ice and strain into the chocolate-rimmed, chilled martini glass.


MOONLIGHT MARGARITA


1½ oz. Buen Amigo tequila


1 oz. blue curaçao


1 oz. fresh lime juice


½ oz. lemon juice


lime slice for garnish




Squeeze fresh lime. Rub rim of cocktail glass with lime rind, dip into salt. Blend and pour into salt-rimmed glass. Garnish with a lime slice.


MOONRAKER


2 oz. XXX tequila


4 oz. pineapple juice


1½ oz. blue curaçao




Pour first two ingredients into a rocks glass over ice. Stir well. Drop the curaçao into the center of the drink.


MOONRAKER #2


1½ oz. tequila


4 oz. pineapple juice


½ oz. blue curaçao




Serve in a tall glass.


MORNING


1 oz. Buen Amigo tequila


1 oz. pineapple juice


1 oz. orange juice


splash triple sec


grenadine to top


lime slice for garnish




Pour first four ingredients into a glass and float grenadine on top. Garnish with a lime slice.


MORNING BREEZE


1½ oz. Don Julio reposado tequila


2 oz. ginger ale


2 oz. club soda


lime wedge for garnish




Pour into a chilled highball glass over ice. Garnish with a lime wedge.


MOUNTAIN MELTER


1½ oz. Jose Cuervo Especial tequila


3 oz. hot chocolate


splash triple sec


dollop whipped cream


½ tsp. cinnamon




In a cup with hot chocolate, add Jose Cuervo Especial and triple sec. Top with whipped cream and cinnamon.


MUPPET


½ part XXX tequila


½ part 7UP




Pour into a shot glass. Hit table, holding glass, so it doesn't spill. Drink.


MUT HUT


1 oz. tequila


½ oz. Kahlua


½ oz. Godiva


½ oz. Baileys




Serve in a shot glass.


NATURAL VANILLA MARGARITA


1 part Navan vanilla liqueur


2 parts silver tequila


1 part fresh lime juice




Shake with ice. Strain into a chilled martini glass.


NEED FOR SPEED


2 oz. tequila


3 oz. Sprite




Pour into a tall glass over ice.


NEON TEQUILA MONSTER


1 oz. Buen Amigo tequila


1 oz. Burnett's vodka


3 oz. orange juice




Serve in a tall glass with ice.


NEVER A SEVEN


1 oz. tequila


2 oz. rum


1 oz. Jack Daniel's


1 oz. Goldschlager


½ oz. Tabasco




Mix.


NEW LIFE


1½ oz. Buen Amigo tequila


1 lump sugar


3 dashes Angostura bitters


lemon twist for garnish




Muddle sugar and bitters in an old-fashioned glass and fill with crushed ice. Add Buen Amigo tequila. Garnish with a lemon twist.


NICK AT NIGHT


1½ oz. Cuervo gold tequila


1½ oz. peach schnapps


2 oz. sweet and sour mix


2 oz. cranberry juice




Shake with ice and pour into a Collins glass.


NIGHT & DAY


½ part XXX tequila


½ part coffee liqueur


½ part Coca-Cola




Serve in a shot glass.


NOBLE SUNSET


1 oz. Casa Noble crystal tequila


1 oz. amaretto


1 oz. orange juice


¼ oz. grenadine


Pour first three ingredients into an iced mixing glass. Shake and strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Slowly pour grenadine into layer.


NUCLEAR SUNRISE


1 oz. tequila


1 oz. beer


1 oz. orange juice


1 oz. grenadine


Jack Daniels whisky




Serve in a tall glass.


NYMPHOMANIAC


1 oz. XXX tequila


¼ oz. peach schnapps


¼ oz. Malibu rum




Shake and strain into a rocks glass.


OLD-FASHIONED


2 oz. XXX tequila


1 tsp. sugar


5 dashes bitters


sparkling water


maraschino cherries




Combine sugar, water and bitters in the bottom of a chilled old-fashioned glass. Fill with ice and add XXX tequila. Stir well. Drop in a cherry or two.


OLD GREEN AND GOLD


1 oz. tequila 1 oz. Galliano dash blue curaçao dash Goldschläger


Serve in a shot glass.


OLD LAY


1¼ oz. XXX tequila


¾ oz. triple sec


splash lime juice


dash grenadine




Shake first three ingredients with ice and strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Top with a dash of grenadine.


ONEHOUSE


1 part tequila


1 part Malibu coconut rum




Mix, then add ice.


ORANGE ED


1 oz. tequila


1 oz. triple sec


½ oz. Bacardi Limon


½ oz. Baileys Irish cream


½ oz. Jack Daniel's whisky


½ oz. vodka


½ oz. Absolut Mandarin


½ oz. Southern Comfort


½ oz. Kahlua


4 oz. orange juice




Blend and pour over ice in a highball glass. Makes two cocktails.


ORANGE HAZE


1½ shot tequila


1 shot De Kuyper triple sec


1 shot vodka


orange juice to fill


orange slice for garnish




Shake the first three ingredients and pour into a highball glass over ice. Top with orange juice. Garnish with an orange slice.


OXBEND


1½ oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


½ oz. Southern Comfort


4 oz. orange juice


dash grenadine




Fill glass with ice, add all ingredients, and stir.


PABLITO


Equal parts:


XXX tequila


Cointreau


orange juice




Shake with ice and pour into a martini glass.


PACIFIC BREEZE


1½ oz. Oro Azul anejo tequila


juice of 1 lime


2 oz. passion fruit


lime wedge for garnish




Shake well with ice and pour into a Collins glass. Garnish with a lime wedge.


PACIFIC SUNSHINE


1½ oz. tequila


1½ oz. blue curaçao


1½ oz. sour mix


dash bitters


salt to rim glass


lemon wheel for garnish




Shake with ice and strain into a chilled parfait glass with a salted rim. Garnish with a lemon wheel.


PALOMA


2 oz. Casa Noble reposado tequila


½ oz. lime juice


fresh grapefruit juice to fill


splash tonic water




Pour first two ingredients into a cocktail glass and fill with grapefruit juice. Top with a splash of tonic water.


PANTHER


1½ oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


½ oz. sweet and sour mix




Pour into an old fashioned glass over several ice cubes. Stir well and serve. Keep ready for the Pink Panther.


PARALYZER


1½ oz. tequila


¾ oz. white crème de cacao


¾ oz. Kahlua


cream to fill




Shake first three ingredients with ice and strain into a lowball glass. Fill with cream.


PARKEROO


1 oz. tequila


3 oz. dry sherry


lemon twist for garnish


Pour into champagne flute and garnish with a lemon twist.


PASSION POTION


1 oz. agavero tequila


1 oz. 1800 anejo tequila


1 maraschino cherry




Serve in a shot glass over ice.


PASSIONATE RITA


1½ oz. tequila


1 oz. passion fruit liqueur


½ oz. lime juice




Shake, don't stir.


PATRON CITRUS CRUSH


1½ oz. Patron reposado tequila


½ oz. Patron citronge tequila


5 kumquats


¾ oz. rock candy syrup


sugarcane stick for garnish




Cut kumquats in halves and place them in a shaker tin. Add syrup and muddle for five to ten seconds. Add ice, Patron reposado tequila and Patron citronge tequila. Shake and pour (do not strain) into a double old-fashioned glass. Garnish with a sugarcane stick.


PATRON PERFECT COSMO


2 oz. Patron silver tequila


¾ oz. Patron citronge


splash cranberry juice


lime squeeze


lime wheel for garnish




Shake well with ice and strain into a martini glass. Garnish with a lime wheel.


PEACH MARGARITA


1½ oz. tequila


1 oz. peach schnapps


1 tsp. Cointreau


1 oz. lime juice or juice of half a lime


lime wedge for garnish




Shake well with ice and strain into a salt-rimmed cocktail glass. Garnish with a lime wedge.


PEPE COLA


2 oz. Pepe Lopez tequila


½ oz. lime juice


½ can cola




Mix Pepe Lopez tequila and lime juice in a tall glass with ice. Fill with cola and stir.


PEPE KAZI


1½ oz. Pepe Lopez tequila


2 oz. cranberry juice


½ oz. triple sec 1 tsp. lime juice




Shake with ice and strain into a glass.


PEPE PUNCH


1 liter chilled Pepe Lopez tequila


1 750 ml. bottle chilled champagne


2 750 ml. bottles chilled sauterne


64 oz. fresh fruit (cubes or balls)




Put all ingredients in a large punch bowl. Add ice cubes just before serving.


PENETRATOR IV


½ oz. tequila


½ oz. Kahlua


½ oz. Baileys Irish cream


½ oz. Tia Maria


½ oz. vodka


½ oz. Malibu rum


½ oz. Galliano


1/6 oz. milk




Pour the first seven ingredients over two ice cubes and add the milk. Stir.


PEPPERITA


1¼ oz. gold tequila


2/3 oz. Grand Marnier


juice of ½ lime


1 tsp. Tabasco green pepper sauce


salt to rim glass


lime slice for garnish




Rub the rim of a goblet with the cut side of a lime, then dip rim into a saucer of salt. Fill glass with ice. Pour first three ingredients into an ice-filled cocktail shaker or pitcher, and shake or stir vigorously. Strain into ice-filled glass. Shake in Tabasco green pepper sauce and stir. Garnish with a slice of lime.


PETROLEUM


1 shot Jose Cuervo tequila


dash Tabasco


dash Maggi seasoning




Serve as a shot. It looks like used motor oil, and tastes even worse.


PETTING ZOO


½ oz. tequila


½ oz. rum


½ oz. Wild Turkey


1 oz. White Horse scotch


4 oz. Gatorade




Blend with ice until ice is crushed.


PHAT CAT MARGARITA


1¼ oz. Tarantula azul tequila


½ oz. triple sec


½ oz. blue curaçao


1 oz. pineapple juice


2 oz. sweet and sour


lime wedge for garnish




Shake vigorously with ice and pour into a 14-oz. Collins glass. Garnish with a lime wedge.


PICK ME UP JOSE


½ oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


½ oz. Bacardi 151




Serve in a shot glass.


PICOSA


1 1/3 oz. tequila


2/3 oz. Cointreau


3 oz. orange juice


2 dashes Tabasco




Shake well with ice and pour into a glass.


PIMP DADDY


2 oz. tequila


1 oz. vodka


1 oz. lemon juice


cranberry juice to fill




Pour into a beer mug with ice and garnish with a lemon slice.


PINA


1½ oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


3 oz. pineapple juice


1 oz. lime juice


1 tsp. sugar syrup




Add all ingredients to a mixing glass with ice. Shake and strain into glass with ice.


PINATA


1½ oz. Buen Amigo tequila


5 oz. pineapple juice


¼ oz. club soda


fresh pineapple for garnish




Serve in a tall glass. Top with club soda. Garnish with fresh pineapple.


PINEAPPLE SUNRISE


1½ oz. white tequila


3 oz. pineapple juice


1 oz. lime juice


1 tsp. powdered sugar




Shake with ice and strain into a cocktail glass.


PINK CAD


1½ oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


1 oz. lime juice


½ oz. triple sec


½ oz. Grand Marnier


4 oz. sweet and sour mix




Pour over ice and stir.


PINK CAD WITH HAWAIIAN PLATES


1¼ oz. Don Alvaro tequila


2 oz. pineapple juice


2 oz. cranberry juice


½ oz. sweet and sour mix


lime wedge for garnish




Serve in a rocks glass. Garnish with a lime wedge.


PINK DIAMOND


1½ oz. Tequila Rose


3 oz. champagne




Mix very slowly and pour into a champagne glass.


PINK PONY


2 oz. XXX tequila


1/3 cup chilled cranberry juice


¼ cup chilled apple juice


chilled club soda or seltzer water




Pour first three ingredients into a rocks glass over ice. Top with club soda.


PINK PANTHER


1½ oz. Buen Amigo tequila


½ oz. grenadine


2 oz. cream or half-and-half




Blend with ice and strain. Pour into chilled cocktail glass.


PINK RUSSIAN


1½ oz. Tequila Rose


1 oz. Polar Ice vodka


¾ oz. white crème de cacao


1 oz. half-and-half




Mix and serve on the rocks.


PINK SPIDER


1¼ oz. Tarantula azul tequila


1 oz. pineapple juice


1 oz. pink grapefruit juice


½ oz. grenadine


lime squeezes


lime slice for garnish




Shake vigorously with ice and strain into glass with ice. Garnish with a lime slice.


PIPER


2 oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


½ oz. lemon juice


crushed ice


4 oz. black coffee


½ oz. brown crème de cacao




PISSED OFF JAPANESE MINNOW FARMER


¼ oz. tequila silver


¼ oz. vodka


¼ oz. gin


¼ oz. rum


¼ oz. Chambord raspberry liqueur


¼ oz. Midori


½ oz. sweet and sour mix




Shake vigorously with ice and strain into a highball glass over ice cubes.


PLASSE KNOCK OUT


1½ oz. tequila


1½ oz. vodka


2½ oz. peach schnapps


orange juice to fill




Mix first three ingredients in a highball glass and fill with orange juice.


PLAYER


2½ shots XXX tequila


½ glass orange juice


½ glass strawberry daiquiri




Pour ingredients into a frozen beer mug. Wait two minutes to serve cold.


POLLA


2 oz. tequila


1 oz. lemon juice


Squirt to fill


salt to taste




Gently mix first two ingredients in a tall glass. Fill with Squirt and add salt to taste.


POLLENADE


½ oz. tequila


½ oz. Drambuie


½ oz. Chambord raspberry liqueur


2 oz. lemonade




Combine the first three ingredients and shake. Serve over ice in a Collins glass. Float lemonade to top.


POMEGRANATE MARGARITA


1½ oz. Gran Centenario reposado tequila


½ oz. Cointreau


¾ oz. Grand Marnier


½ oz. Pom Wonderful pomegranate juice or a couple dozen seeds


¾ oz. fresh squeezed lime juice (half a lime)


½ oz. fresh grapefruit juice


thin lime wedge for garnish




Shake well with ice and strain into a chilled martini glass. Garnish with a thin lime wedge.


POMEGRANATE PERFECTION


1½ oz. Oro Azul anejo tequila


½ oz. apple brandy


2 oz. pomegranate juice


2 oz. fresh lemon juice


dash cinnamon


cinnamon stick for garnish




Shake well with ice and strain into a 12-oz. glass over ice. Garnish with a cinnamon stick.


PRAIRIE FIRE


1 oz. tequila


as much Tabasco as you can handle




Serve as a shot. Not for those with a weak stomach! Try it with all five Tabasco sauces—not all at once!


PRAYING MANTIS


1½ oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


1 tsp. lemon juice


2 tsp. lime juice


4 oz. Coca-Cola




Shake first three ingredients. Pour into a tall glass over ice. Fill with cola.


PRICKLY AGAVE


1½ oz. Patron silver tequila


½ oz. Patron citronge


1 oz. prickly pear puree


1½ oz. fresh sweet and sour


Malibu mango to float


lemon wheel for garnish




Shake with ice and serve straight up or on the rocks. Garnish with a lemon wheel.


PRICKLY CACTUS


2 shots Reserva del Señor almendrado tequila


Baileys Irish cream




Pour tequila into an 8 oz. tumbler glass half-filled with ice. Fill with Baileys Irish cream.


PUKE


½ oz. tequila


½ oz. Everclear


½ oz. Jack Daniel's whisky


½ oz. Jim Beam bourbon whisky


½ oz. Yukon Jack


½ oz. vodka




Shake with ice and pour into a highball glass.


PULCO


2 oz. Jose Cuervo 1800 tequila


1½ oz. lime juice


splash orange juice


½ oz. Cointreau




Serve on the rocks. Do not shake.


PURPLE GECKO


1½ oz. tequila


½ oz. blue curaçao


½ oz. red curaçao


1 oz. cranberry juice


1 oz. sour mix


½ oz. lime juice


lime wedge for garnish




Shake with ice and pour into a salt-rimmed cocktail glass. Garnish with a lime wedge.


PURPLE HAZE


½ oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


½ oz. vodka


½ oz. rum


1 oz. sour mix


½ oz. Chambord


½ oz. gin


lime wedge for garnish




Shake with ice and pour into a salt-rimmed glass. Garnish with a lime wedge.


PURPLE PANCHO


1 oz. tequila


½ oz. blue curaçao


½ oz. sloe gin


2 oz. lime juice


2 oz. sour mix


lime wedge for garnish




Shake with ice and pour into a salt-rimmed cocktail glass. Garnish with a lime wedge.


QUAALUDE


Equal parts:


XXX tequila


Baileys Irish cream


Grand Mariner




Stir over ice. Serve as a shot or on the rocks.


QUICK SILVER


1 part Jose Cuervo tequila


1 part triple sec


1 part anisette




Serve in a lowball glass.


RABID DOG


3 oz. Tequila Rose


12 dashesTabasco Green Pepper Sauce


1 cup ice


jalapeño pepper for garnish




Blend until creamy. Pour into 6 oz. margarita glass. Garnish with jalapeño pepper.


RAINBOW


1½ oz. tequila


½ oz. grenadine


1 oz. lemon juice


1 oz. pineapple juice


1 oz. orange juice


Squirt or ginger ale to top




Pour first five ingredients into a tall glass with ice. Top with Squirt or ginger ale.


RAMSEY


1 shot Jose Cuervo tequila


1 shot milk


1 shot Irish cream


1 shot coffee liqueur




Mix in a tall glass, heavy on the ice.


RASPBERRY MARGARITA


1½ oz. Buen Amigo tequila


1 oz. triple sec


1 oz. lime juice


½ cup frozen raspberries


fresh raspberries for garnish




Blend. Garnish with fresh raspberries.


RATTLER


1½ oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


2 oz. grapefruit juice


¼ oz. lime juice splash triple sec




Serve on the rocks.


RATTLESNAKE


3 parts XXX tequila


2 parts amaretto


1 part Kahlua cream to top




Layer first three ingredients in a pony or shot glass and top with cream. Or, shake first three ingredients and strain into a glass. Top with cream.


REARBUSTER


1 oz. Jose Cuervo Especial gold tequila


1 oz. Kahlua coffee liqueur


cranberry juice to fill


lemon wedge for garnish




Pour first two ingredients into a highball glass with ice. Fill with cranberry juice. Garnish with a lemon wedge and an umbrella, stir, and serve with a straw.


RED BEARD


2 oz. tequila


½ oz. sloe gin


2 oz. cranberry juice




Stir in a highball glass.


RED CACTUS


1½ oz. Buen Amigo tequila


4 oz. Oregon raspberry puree


1 ½ oz. Sunkist sweet and sour mix


½ cup ice


lime wheel for garnish




Blend. Garnish with a lime wheel.


RED FACE


1½ oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


1 tsp. cranberry liqueur


4 oz. cranberry juice


lime wedge




Serve in a tall glass.


RED HOOKER


2 parts tequila


lemon juice to taste


1 part grenadine




Pour the first two ingredients into a shot glass. Add grenadine carefully. A great sweet and sour shot.


RED HOT CHILI PEPPER


1 oz. gold tequila


4 drops Tabasco


ginger beer to fill




Pour first two ingredients into a highball glass and fill with ginger beer.


RED HOT MAMA


½ oz. tequila


½ oz. orange juice


½ oz. tomato juice




Stir with ice and strain into a shot glass for a shooter or into an old-fashioned glass with ice for a cocktail.


RED MONSTER


1/3 Buen Amigo tequila


1/3 orange juice


1/3 tomato juice




Serve in a shot glass.


REST IN PEACE


1 oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


1 oz. vodka


1 oz. Jack Daniel's


1 oz. Jim Beam




Serve over ice. Drink slowly.


ROADKILL


1 oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


1 oz. whisky


1 oz. Hot Damn cinnamon schnapps




Shake. Serve in a shot glass.


ROCKET FUEL


1 part Jose Cuervo tequila


2 parts vodka


1 part rum


1 part triple sec


1 part gin




Shake. Serve in a tall glass with crushed ice.


ROOSTER TAIL


1 shot Jose Cuervo tequila


1 shot tomato juice


1 shot orange juice


dash salt


2 splashes Tabasco sweet & spicy pepper sauce




Shake.


ROSE BUD


1½ oz. Tequila Rose


½ oz. coconut rum




Serve in a shot glass.


THE ROSE DANCER


1 oz. Tequila Rose


1 oz. silver rum


½ oz. triple sec fresh diced peaches


club soda to top


whipped cream to top


strawberry for garnish




Pour first three ingredients into a glass; top with club soda and whipped cream. Mix and serve with a strawberry on top.


ROSE PARFAIT


2 oz. Tequila Rose


1 oz. banana liqueur


2 oz. milk or heavy cream


whipped cream to top


graham cracker crumbs for sprinkling


strawberry for garnish




Blend well. Pour into a hurricane glass. Top with whipped cream and sprinkle with graham cracker crumbs. Garnish with one strawberry.


ROSITA


1½ oz. tequila


1 oz. Campari


½ oz. dry vermouth


½ oz. sweet vermouth




Pour over crushed ice and stir well.


ROSY NIPPLE


1 oz. Tequila Rose


1 oz. butterscotch schnapps




Mix.


THE ROXY


1½ oz. El Tesoro silver tequila


1½ oz. honey syrup (1 oz. honey + ½ oz. hot water)


4 strawberries


4 cilantro sprigs


3 oz. pasteurized or fresh egg white


10 shakes Tabasco




In a whipped cream canister add ¾oz. honey syrup, 3 oz. egg white, and Tabasco sauce. Put top on and keep cold. When ready, add C02 cartridge and shake well. In a mixing glass add rest of honey, 3 strawberries, and cilantro, and muddle well. Add tequila and ice, and shake well. Strain through a mesh strainer (double strain) over ice in a tall glass. Put tip of whipped cream canister into drink and fill with foam. Garnish with 4th strawberry, with a cilantro sprig stuck into its top.


RUDE COSMOPOLITAN


1 oz. Jose Cuervo Clásico tequila


½ oz. orange liqueur


1 oz. cranberry juice


splash lime juice


lime wedge for garnish




Shake with ice and pour into a glass. Garnish with a lime wedge.


RUSTY NAVEL


1 part tequila


1 part amaretto


1 part peach schnapps




Stir. Serve on the rocks.


SALSA MARGARITA


1 part tequila


1 cup ice 3 parts margarita mix


2 dashes Tabasco chipotle pepper sauce


cilantro sprig for garnish


lime slice for garnish




Blend. Garnish with a sprig of fresh cilantro and a lime slice. Salted rim optional.


SAN DIEGO STYLE


6 oz. tequila 100 percent agave


6 oz. Sprite


2 oz. Cointreau


6 oz. can frozen limeade




Blend with ice (except Sprite). Pour, top with Sprite, and drink. Serves 3.


SAN DIEGO SUNRISE


4 oz. tequila


8 oz. orange juice


2 oz. amaretto


1 tbsp. vanilla


1 cup pineapple and papaya ice cream




Blend two cups of crushed ice with the first four ingredients until slushy. Then add the ice cream and blend on medium until slushy.


SANG DE DRAGON


¾ oz. gold tequila (or white)


¾ oz. Jack Daniel's whisky


4 drops Tabasco




Mix the first two ingredients in a shot glass. Put in Tabasco.


SANGRITA


3 oz. tequila


16 oz. tomato juice


8 oz. orange juice


2 oz. lime juice


2 tsp. hot sauce


2 tsp. minced onion


2 tsp. Worcestershire sauce




SANGRITA CHASER


3 oz. tequila


8 oz. freshly squeezed orange juice


2–4 oz. fresh lime juice


1 tbsp. grenadine syrup


1 tbsp. salt


¼ tbsp. chile piquín, or to taste




Blend. Serve in a large punch bowl.


SANTA FE MAGGIE


1¼ oz. Buen Amigo tequila


½ oz. triple sec


2 oz. sweet and sour mix


2 oz. cranberry juice


lime wedge for garnish




Garnish with lime wedge dropped into glass.


SANTA MARIA


1 oz. gold tequila


1 oz. Captain Morgan's spiced rum


dash sweet vermouth


orange slice for garnish




Shake gently with ice and strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Garnish with an orange slice.


SAUVE


1½ oz. gold tequila


dash Pernod licorice liqueur


1 oz. pineapple juice


1 oz. Sunny Delight orange juice


1 tbsp. orgeat syrup




Shake ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice. Strain into glass.


SCHWAB A WABBA


½ oz. tequila


½ oz. blue curaçao


½ oz. vodka


½ oz. peach schnapps


4 oz. lemonade


3 oz. orange juice


3 oz. white rum, or to taste (optional)




Mix well.


SCORPION'S STING


½ oz. tequila


½ oz. rum


splash of Tabasco chipotle pepper sauce




Serve in a shot glass.


SCRATCH AND SNIFF


1½ oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


2 oz. orange juice


2 oz. pineapple juice


½ oz. Chambord




Shake. Serve in a tall glass with ice.


SCREAMER


¼ oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


¼ oz. vodka


¼ oz. rum


¼ oz. triple sec


¼ oz. gin




Shake and strain into a shot glass. Shoot.


SCUBA JUICE


2 oz. tequila


1 oz. orange juice


1 oz. lemon juice


1 oz. cranberry juice


1 oz. grapefruit juice


lemon twist for garnish


lime wheel for garnish


orange wheel for garnish


cherry for garnish




Shake and serve in a tall glass with two straws. Garnish with a lemon twist, a lime wheel, an orange wheel, and a cherry.


SEEGER'S MORMON KILLER


2 oz. Jamaica rum 1 oz. mezcal


1 oz. whisky (151 Proof)


2 oz. Dr. Pepper




Pour into a Collins glass.


SEXXX IN RIO


2 oz. XXX tequila


1 tangerine, peeled and cut into wedges


2 tsp. caster sugar


juice of ½ lime




Place the sugar in an old-fashioned glass or tumbler and add the lime. With a muddler or the back of a spoon, break down the tangerine so that its juice is absorbed by the sugar. Add the crushed ice, and then stir in XXX tequila and lime juice.


SEXXX ON THE BEACH


1 oz. XXX tequila


¾ oz. each: Chambord & peach schnapps


splashes of pineapple, orange, and cranberry juices




Shake with ice and serve in a Collins glass or decorative glass.


SEXXXY BEAST


1 oz. XXX tequila


1 oz. Goldschlager


1 oz. Jagermeister




Pour XXX tequila into a glass, then Jagermeister. Top with Goldschlager.


SEXY LEMONADE


½ oz. 1800 reposado tequila


1 oz. triple sec


½ oz. 7UP


sweet and sour mix to fill


lemon slice




Pour first three ingredients into an ice-filled highball glass. Fill with sweet and sour and add sugar. Drop in a slice of lemon and stir well.


SHADY LADY


1 oz. XXX tequila


1 oz. melon liqueur


4 oz. grapefruit juice


lime slice for garnish




Pour into a highball glass over ice and stir. Garnish with a slice of lime.


SHAG PILE


2 oz. tequila


1 oz. rum


1 oz. vodka


beer




Shake 2 oz. tequila with ice. Add vodka and rum, shake. Add this to a glass of beer. Then pour in the remaining tequila over the back of a spoon.


SHAKER


1½ oz. tequila


3 oz. pineapple juice


½ oz. lemon juice or lemonade


½ tsp. grenadine




Shake well with ice and strain into a cocktail glass.


SHANDY


1¼ oz. Buen Amigo tequila


splash Tabasco Garlic Sauce


7 oz. draft beer




Serve in a chilled mug.


SHARK


1½ oz. tequila


1 oz. vodka


dash Tabasco




Serve in a shot glass.


SHARK ATTACK


1½ oz. tequila


½ oz. sloe gin


½ oz. Cointreau


sugar to rim glass




Shake and strain. Serve as a shot with sugared rim.


SIDE OUT


1 ½ oz. Buen Amigo tequila


1 oz. triple sec


2 oz. cranberry juice


1½ oz. lime juice.




Blend with ice.


SIESTA


1½ oz. Buen Amigo tequila


¾ oz. lime juice


½ oz. sloe gin




Blend or shake with ice and strain. Pour into a chilled cocktail glass.


SILK PANTY RAID


1 oz. each:


XXX tequila


peach schnapps


cranberry juice




Stir with ice and serve in a chilled cocktail glass.


SILK STOCKINGS


1½ oz. XXX tequila


1 oz. crème de cacao


1½ oz. cream


dash grenadine


cinnamon for sprinkling




Shake with crushed ice. Strain into a cocktail glass and sprinkle cinnamon on top.


SILVER BLAZE


1 oz. Sauza tequila (blanco)


½ oz. Beefeater dry gin


½ oz. white crème de menthe


½ oz. apricot brandy


2 oz. light cream


drop grenadine


lemon juice


mint sprig for garnish




Shake over ice then strain into a well-chilled martini glass. Garnish with a sprig of mint.


SILVER DEVIL


1 oz. tequila


1 oz. peppermint schnapps




Layer in a shot glass.


SIXTY-9


1 oz. reposado tequila


½ oz. peach vodka


splash cranberry juice


splash pineapple juice


splash sour mix


orange slice for garnish




Shake over ice and serve in a rocks glass straight up. Garnish with an orange slice.


SLEEPER


1 oz. tequila


1 oz. Galliano


1 oz. Kahlua cola




Shake with ice and strain into a highball glass with crushed ice. Top with cola.


SLOE TEQUILA


1 oz. tequila


½ oz. sloe gin


1 tbsp. lime juice


cucumber peel for garnish




Blend with ½ cup of ice at low speed and pour into an old-fashioned glass. Garnish with a twist of cucumber peel.


SLOW AND STEADY


1 oz. tequila


1 pint of beer


pinch salt (plus more to rim glass)


juice of ½ lemon




Add tequila, salt, and lemon juice to the beer and shake well. Rim the mug with salt and serve.


SLOW BUZZ


1 part tequila


1 part passion fruit liqueur or Chambord


1 part peach schnapps




Mix and add ice. Add club soda if you want a slower buzz.


SLOW COMFORTABLE SCREW UP AGAINST THE WALL MEXICAN STYLE


½ oz. Sauza tequila


½ oz. sloe gin


½ oz. Southern Comfort


½ oz. Galliano orange juice to fill




Build in a highball glass and fill with orange juice.


SMOKEY CINNAMON APPLE MARGARITA


1 oz. tequila


2 oz. apple juice


½ oz. cinnamon schnapps


Tabasco chipotle pepper sauce




Shake well with ice and pour into a chilled cocktail glass.


SMOKEY MARGARITA


2 oz. tequila


1 oz. triple sec


1 oz. fresh lime juice


¾ tsp. simple syrup


½ oz. mescal




Shake first four ingredients and pour into a rocks glass over ice. Float mezcal to top.


SMOOTH CASA NOBLE


2 oz. Casa Noble reposado tequila




Put two ice cubes in an old fashioned glass and add the tequila slowly. Turn gently for five to ten seconds and serve.


SNAKE BITE


1 part tequila


1 part Jack Daniel's whisky




An excellent drink, but like the name, it has a bite!


SNAKE IN THE GRASS


2 oz. tequila


40 oz. King Kobra or a malt beverage


2 tbsp. sugar


2 tbsp. honey




Drink half of the 40 oz. then pour the remaining ingredients into the bottle. Shake with ice and drink quickly.


SOUTH OF THE BORDER


1 oz. tequila


¾ oz. coffee brandy


½ oz. vodka


juice of ½ lime


lime slice for garnish




Shake with ice and strain into a sour glass. Garnish with a lime slice.


SOUTH OF THE BORDER #2


4 oz. Tabasco Bloody Mary Mix, original or extra spicy


1½ oz. tequila


¼ tsp. lime juice


bell pepper stick for garnish




Shake and pour into a salt-rimmed glass over ice. Garnish with a bell pepper stick.


SPANISH FLY


1 oz. tequila


1 oz. Cuarenta Y Tres


dash cinnamon for garnish




Build in a lowball glass. Garnish with cinnamon.


SPANISH MOSS


1 oz. tequila


1 oz. coffee liqueur


1 oz. crème de menthe




Stir with ice and strain into a glass.


SPARKLE


3 oz. tequila


½ bottle Jones soda (your favorite flavor)


2 oz. Sprite




Blend tequila with crushed ice. Pour into a tall glass and fill with soda and Sprite.


SPICE OF LIFE


1 oz. tequila


3 cherry tomatoes


5 mint leaves


½ oz. vanilla gomme


dash lime juice


3 drops Tabasco




Muddle cherry tomatoes with mint leaves, lime juice, and vanilla gomme. Add tequila and Tabasco. Shake well with ice and strain into a glass.


SPICED SANGRIA SUNRISE


2 oz. tequila


1½ oz. orange juice


2 tbsp. grenadine


4 oz. lime juice


2 oz. Tabasco chipotle pepper sauce


16 oz. wine, red


8 oz. simple syrup


pinch salt


1 cup crushed ice




Blend. Depending on the size of the blender, you may have to split ingredients in ½and blend ½at a time. Blend about 1 minute, pour into a pitcher and chill.


SPIDER BITE


1½ oz. Tarantula


Azul tequila energy drink (Red Bull)




Serve in a 14-oz. glass over ice.


SPIKE


1½ oz. Buen Amigo tequila


3 oz. ruby red grapefruit juice


dash bitters


orange wheel for garnish




Stir. Garnish with an orange wedge.


SSAB DREAM


2 oz. tequila


½ oz. apricot brandy


2 oz. cream


7UP




Shake first three ingredients with ice and strain into a cocktail glass. Fill with 7UP.


STINGER TEQUILA


2 parts XXX tequila


2 parts white crème de menthe




Shake well with ice and strain into a chilled martini glass.


STRAWBERRY BLOND


1 oz. Tequila Rose


½ oz. triple sec


½ oz. banana liqueur


¼ oz. spiced rum


1 oz. strawberry mix


orange slice, cherry, or strawberry for garnish




Add ice, blend until frozen. Garnish with an orange slice, cherry, or strawberr y.


STRAWBERRY KISS


1 oz. Tequila Rose


½ oz. white rum


1 oz. chocolate liqueur


1 oz. half-and-half




Shake with ice and strain into a martini glass.


STRAWBERRY MARGARITA


1 oz. tequila


½ oz. Cointreau


½ oz. strawberry schnapps


1 oz. lemon or lime juice


1 oz. fresh or frozen strawberries


salt to rim glass




Shake well with ice and strain into a salt-rimmed glass.


STRAWBERRY S'MORE


1¼ oz. Tequila Rose


½ oz. McCormick vanilla vodka


¼ oz. butterscotch schnapps


hot chocolate to fill


jumbo marshmallows


chocolate syrup




Build first three ingredients in a glass or mug. Fill with hot chocolate. Float two jumbo marshmallows. Drizzle chocolate syrup on top.


STRAWBERRY SPLIT


½ oz. Tequila Rose


½ oz. Tequila Rose strawberry liqueur


½ oz. coffee liqueur




Layer in a shot glass.


STRAWBERRY TRUFFLE


1 oz. Tequila Rose cocoa


1 oz. Tequila Rose strawberry liqueur


½ oz. half-and-half




Pour into a highball glass with ice in the order listed. Garnish with a chocolate-dipped strawberry and serve.


SUBMARINE


1 shot XXX tequila


beer to fill




Fill a shot glass with XXX tequila. Very slowly put the shot upside down inside a beer mug, making sure the tequila stays inside the shot glass. Slowly fill the mug with beer. Try not to mix the tequila with the beer. Drink it all in one shot.


SUMMER'S STRAWBERRY ROSE


2 oz. Tequila Rose


1½ oz. Bacardi white rum


2 oz. strawberry mix




Blend with ice until consistency is smooth and creamy.


SUNBURN


1 oz. tequila


1 oz. Cointreau


cranberry juice to fill




Pour into a Collins glass with ice and enjoy.


SWASHBUCKLER


1¼ oz. Cuervo gold tequila


¾ oz. Grand Marnier


4 oz. sweet and sour mix


Hawaiian fruit punch




Pour the first three ingredients into a 16-oz. glass over ice. Top with Hawaiian fruit punch.


SWEET CASA NOBLE


1 oz. Casa Noble gold tequila


peach juice


splash grenadine


lime slice for garnish




Pour tequila into a Collins glass over ice and top with peach juice. Add the grenadine and garnish with a slice of lime.


SWEET CHARITY


1½ oz. Gran Centenario Plata tequila


¾ oz. fresh-squeezed grapefruit juice


¾ oz. fresh-squeezed orange juice


½ oz. crème de cassis


juice of ½ lemon wedge


frozen melon ball (honeydew or musk) for garnish




Prepare melon balls and freeze overnight. Shake all liquid ingredients well with ice and strain into a chilled martini glass. Garnish with frozen melon ball. Alternatively garnish with an orange peel flamed over the top.


SWEET ESTELLE


1 oz. tequila


1 oz. Kahlua


milk to fill




Pour first two ingredients into a glass over ice and fill with milk.


SWEET SEXXX


2 oz. XXX tequila


2 oz. crème de cacao


1 can evaporated milk


1 part grenadine


cinnamon for sprinkling




Blend first four ingredients with ice at medium speed until smooth. Pour into a chilled tumbler. Sprinkle cinnamon on top.


SWEET SOUTHERN TEA


1½ oz. tequila


1½ oz. vodka


1½ oz. gin


1½ oz. rum


1½ oz. triple sec


1½ oz. sour mix


splash amaretto




Shake with ice. Serve in a tall glass.


TBT


2 shots De Kuyper triple sec


1 shot De Kuyper crème de bananes


1 shot tequila




Layer the ingredients carefully in a shot glass using the order listed above.


T.K.O.


Equal parts:


XXX tequila


Kahlua


ouzo


lime juice to top




Shake tequila and cream. Strain into a glass over crushed ice. Top with layer of lime juice.


TLC


2 oz. Tarantula reposado tequila


½ oz. cream


½ oz. lime juice




Shake first two ingredients. Strain into a glass over crushed ice and top with a layer of lime juice.


TNP


2 shots tequila


1 shot Noilly Prat dry


large dash De Kuyper grenadine


cherry for garnish




Shake and serve in a cocktail glass. Garnish with a cherry.


TNT


1½ oz. Tarantula Plata tequila


4 oz. tonic water


splash lime juice


lime slice for garnish




Pour first two ingredients into a 10 oz. footed highball glass over ½cup ice. Mix in lime juice and garnish with a lime slice.


TVR


1 oz. tequila


1 oz. vodka


1 can Red Bull Energy Drink




Stir over ice in a tall glass.


TABASCO DIABLO


1 oz. gold tequila


½ oz. blue curaçao


2 oz. lime juice


Tabasco habanero pepper sauce to rim glass


rock salt to rim glass


lime wedge for garnish




Blend with ice and serve in cocktail glass rimmed with Tabasco habanero pepper sauce and rock salt. Garnish with a lime wedge.


THE TALL COCKTAIL


2 oz. Tarantula reposado tequila


½ oz. lemonade


squirt of lime




Serve in a tall glass with ice.


TARANTULA BITE


1½ oz. Tarantula Azul tequila


½ oz. triple sec


½ oz. fresh lime juice


3 oz. sweet and sour


splash grenadine


lime wedge for garnish




Shake first four ingredients vigorously with ice and pour into a 14-oz. Collins glass. Top with a splash, about 1/8oz., of grenadine and garnish with a lime wedge.


TARANTULA CACTUS COOLER


1½ oz. Tarantula Plata tequila


½ oz. peppermint schnapps


club soda


lime wheel for garnish




Pour Tarantula Plata and club soda into a tall glass over ice. Top with peppermint schnapps. Garnish with a lime wheel.


TARANTULA CARAMBA!


1½ oz. Tarantula reposado tequila


3 oz. grapefruit juice


1 tbsp. sugar


club soda to fill




Shake first three ingredients with well-cracked ice. Fill with club soda and serve in a highball glass.


TARANTULA CRANDADDY


1 oz. Tarantula Plata tequila


1 oz. triple sec


3 oz. cranberry juice




Stir in a large glass over ice.


TARANTULA SLAMMER


1½ oz. Tarantula reposado tequila


½ oz. St. Germain


2 oz. Sprite


TARANTULA STINGER


2 oz. Tarantula Plata tequila


¼ oz. crème de menthe (green liqueur)




Shake. Serve straight up or on the rocks.


TAROPOLITAN


1 oz. Tarantula reposado tequila


3 oz. cranberry juice


splash lime juice




Shake and pour into a chilled martini glass.


THE TEEF


2 oz. tequila (or to taste)


½ oz. St. Germain


squeeze lemon


Pepsi-Cola




Pour first three ingredients into a highball glass over ice and fill with Pepsi-Cola.


TEQ AND TEA


1½ oz. tequila


6 oz. iced tea (sweetened)




Mix over ice.


TEQUIL O'NEIL


1½ oz. Tarantula reposado tequila


¼ oz. orange juice


1/8 oz. club soda




Serve in a shot glass and slam.


TEQUILA AMIGO


1 oz. Jose Cuervo Especial tequila


1 oz. Godiva cappuccino liqueur


1 oz. heavy cream




Layer in a shot glass.


TEQUILA BREEZE


1½ oz. Jose Cuervo Especial tequila


3 oz. pink grapefruit juice


splash club soda


lime wedge for garnish




Shake first two ingredients well with ice and strain into a glass with ice. Top with club soda. Garnish with a lime wedge.


TEQUILA CANYON


1½ oz. tequila


¼ oz. triple sec


3 oz. cranberry juice


½ oz. pineapple juice


½ oz. orange juice




Pour into a glass over ice and stir.


TEQUILA COFFEE POPPER


¼ oz. tequila


¼ oz. Kahlua


7UP




Pour first two ingredients into a rocks glass and fill with 7UP. Cover glass with napkin, hold glass by rim, drop on counter and drink immediately.


TEQUILA DAISY


1½ oz. tequila


2 tsp. lemon juice


¼ oz. raspberry syrup


dash Grand Marnier


fresh fruit for garnish


mint sprig for garnish




Shake first three ingredients well (without ice). Pour into a cocktail glass with shaved ice. Stir with a spoon. Float Grand Marnier on top. Garnish with fruits and a sprig of mint.


TEQUILA FIRE “33”


3 oz. tequila


3 drops Tabasco


club soda to fill




Stir first two ingredients in a highball glass and add club soda to put out the fire.


TEQUILA FIZZ


2 oz. tequila


1 tbsp. lemon juice


¾ oz. grenadine


½ oz. lime juice


ginger ale to fill




Shake first four ingredients with ice and strain into a Collins glass over ice cubes. Fill with ginger ale and stir.


TEQUILA FROST


1¼ oz. tequila


1¼ oz. pineapple juice


1¼ oz. grapefruit juice


½ oz. honey


½ oz. grenadine


2 oz. vanilla ice cream


orange slice for garnish


cherry for garnish




Blend until smooth and pour into a parfait glass. Garnish with an orange slice and a cherry.


TEQUILA JULEP


1¼ oz. Buen Amigo tequila


1 tsp. superfine sugar


2 sprigs fresh mint


club soda to top




Crush 3 mint leaves with sugar in a chilled highball glass and fill with ice. Add Buen Amigo tequila and top with club soda. Garnish with a sprig of mint.


TEQUILA MANHATTAN


2 oz. tequila


1 oz. sweet vermouth


splash lime juice


orange slice for garnish


cherry for garnish




Shake with ice and strain into an old-fashioned glass over ice cubes. Garnish with a slice of orange and a cherry.


TEQUILA MATADOR


1½ oz. Oro Azul blanco tequila


3 oz. pineapple juice


juice of ½ lime




Shake all ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice. Strain into a champagne flute and serve.


TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD


1½ oz. tequila


1 oz. white crème de menthe


1 oz. lime juice or juice of half a lime




Shake well with ice and strain into a cocktail glass.


TEQUILA MOJITO


1½ oz. Oro Azul blanco tequila


3 oz. fresh lime juice


2 sugar cubes


1–2 fresh basil leaves




Grind the basil leaves and sugar cubes in a cocktail shaker. Add tequila and lime juice, shake until blended, and pour into a Collins glass with ice.


TEQUILA OLD-FASHIONED


1½ oz. tequila


1 splash of carbonated water


½ tsp. sugar


dash bitters


pineapple stick for garnish




Mix sugar, bitters, and 1 tsp. water in an old-fashioned glass. Add tequila, ice cubes and carbonated water. Garnish with a stick of pineapple.


TEQUILA PAINKILLER


1 oz. Jose Cuervo Especial tequila


1 oz. Smirnoff Red Label vodka


1 oz. light rum


2 oz. pineapple juice


1 oz. orange juice


½ oz. cream of coconut


pineapple slice for garnish




Blend until smooth and pour into a glass over ice. Garnish with a slice of pineapple.


TEQUILA PARALYZER


1 oz. tequila


1 oz. Kahlua


splash milk


Coca-Cola to fill


cream to taste




Build first three ingredients in a highball glass and add cream to taste. Fill with Coca-Cola.


TEQUILA PINK


1½ oz. tequila


1 oz. dry vermouth


dash grenadine




Shake with ice. Serve in a cocktail glass.


TEQUILA ROSIE


6 oz. tequila


9 oz. half-and-half or cream


2 oz. strawberry syrup (preferably Hershey's strawberry syrup)




Mix well and pour into a 25 oz. bottle. Drink will keep up to two weeks in the refrigerator.


TEQUILA SMOOTHEE


1½ oz. Cuervo gold tequila


½ oz. Grand Marnier


¾ oz. blue curaçao


½ banana


1½ oz. strawberry mix


lime wedge for garnish




Blend and pour into a sugar-rimmed glass. Garnish with a wedge of lime.


TEQUILA SOUR


1½ oz. tequila


2 oz. lemon juice


1 tsp. sugar


red cherry for garnish




Blend with crushed ice and strain into a sour glass. Garnish with a red cherry. Use anejo for a better taste.


TEQUILA SUNRISE


2 oz. ice-cold tequila


4 oz. orange juice


¼ oz. grenadine (or less if you prefer)




Pour orange juice into a highball glass and then pour in the ice-cold tequila slowly, tilting the glass to get a layered effect. Trickle grenadine on top. This should result in a perfect sunrise. Garnish with a stirrer, straw and cherry-orange. Instead of ice-cold tequila you can use ice cubes.


TEQUILA SUNSET


1 part ice-cold tequila


2 parts grapefruit juice


1 part grenadine


grapefruit slice or cherry for garnish




Pour grapefruit juice into a highball glass and then pour in the ice-cold tequila slowly, tilting the glass for a layered effect. Trickle grenadine on top. This should result in a perfect sunset. Garnish with a stirrer, straw, and grapefruit slice or cherry. Instead of ice-cold tequila you can use ice cubes.


TEQUILA TEASER


1 ½ oz. Buen Amigo tequila


½ oz. triple sec


1½ oz. orange juice


½ oz. grapefruit juice




Pour into tall glass over ice.


TEQUILIBRIO


1 oz. Reserva del Señor almendrado tequila


1 oz. Reserva del Señor silver tequila


1 oz. orange juice


1 oz. lemon juice


1 oz. grapefruit


pineapple slice for garnish




Serve in a tall glass. Garnish with a pineapple slice.


TEQUILINI (ORIGINAL)


2 oz. Casa Noble tequila crystal or gold


Few drops dry vermouth


¼ oz. fresh lime juice




Shake with ice and strain into a cocktail glass.


TEQUINI


1½ oz. premium silver tequila


½ oz. dry vermouth


lime twist or jalapeño-stuffed olive for garnish




A premium tequila will give any vodka or gin competition in this upscale Mexican martini. Briefly stir tequila and vermouth over cracked ice in a mixing glass until chilled. Strain ice and pour immediately into a chilled 3-oz. martini glass. Garnish with a twist of lime peel or a jalapeño-stuffed olive.


TEQUONIC


2 oz. tequila


juice of ½ lemon


tonic water to fill




Pour tequila into an old-fashioned glass and add lemon juice. Fill with tonic water and stir.


TEXAS


1 oz. Dos Manos 100 percent reposado tequila


½ oz. Gvori vodka or Brokers gin


jalapeño-stuffed olive for garnish




Shake with ice and strain into a martini glass. Garnish with a jalapeño-stuffed olive.


TEXAS TEA


½ oz. tequila


½ oz. vodka


½ oz. gin


½ oz. light rum


1 oz. pineapple juice


1 oz. Sprite


3 drops Tabasco


½ pineapple wheel for garnish




Pour into a 12-oz. highball glass packed with ice. Garnish with ½ pineapple wheel.


TEZÓN BAJA GOLD


1 oz. Tezón blanco tequila


½ oz. fresh lime juice


½ oz. simple syrup


Mexican beer


pinch salt


lime peel for garnish




Mix first three ingredients with ice and strain into a 14-oz. glass. Top with Mexican beer and add a pinch of salt. Garnish with a lime peel.


TEZÓN MARGARITA


1½ oz. Tezón reposado tequila


1 oz. Cointreau orange liqueur


1 oz. fresh lime juice


lime slice for garnish




Shake well with ice and strain into a chilled cocktail glass with a salted rim. Garnish with a lime slice. Yet another margarita, different tequila.


TEZÓN PALOMA


1½ oz. Tezón blanco tequila


½ oz. lime juice


grapefruit juice or Squirt to fill




Mix first two ingredients and pour into a tall glass over ice. Fill with grapefruit juice or Squirt.


THREE BUFFALOES


1 oz. tequila


1 oz. rum


1 oz. whisky




Mix over ice in a lowball glass.


TIJUANA TAXI


2 oz. gold tequila


1 oz. blue curaçao


1 oz. tropical fruit schnapps


lemon-lime soda


orange slice for garnish


cherry for garnish




Build first three ingredients in a highball glass and fill with lemon-lime soda. Garnish with an orange slice and a cherry.


TIJUANA TEA


¾ oz. Don Alvaro tequila


¾ Buen Amigo tequila


½ oz. triple sec


1 oz. sweet and sour mix


3 oz. Coca-Cola


lime slice for garnish


cherry for garnish




Stir. Garnish with a lime slice and a cherry.


TINGLER


1 oz. tequila (silver or white)


Tabasco salt (recipe follows)


¾ oz. Limoncello


¾ oz. Orangecello


½ oz. fresh lime juice


1 oz. simple syrup


lime slice for garnish




For the Tabasco salt: Mix 1 cup of kosher salt with 1 tbsp. Tabasco. Spread out on a plate and let dry overnight. Alternatively, spread on a baking sheet and bake for 10 minutes at 225 degrees. The salt should be free-running. Rim a martini glass with Tabasco salt.


Shake with ice and pour into a rimmed martini glass. Garnish with a lime slice.


TOMAHAWK


1 oz. tequila


1 oz. De Kuyper orange/orange liqueur


2 oz. pineapple juice


2 oz. cranberry juice


pineapple slice for garnish




Shake with cubed ice and strain. Garnish with a pineapple slice.


TOP SHELF LONG ISLAND


¼ oz. Cîroc vodka


¼ oz. Don Julio blanco tequila


¼ oz. Captain Morgan's original spiced rum


¼ oz. Tanqueray London dry gin


¼ oz. Grand Marnier


splash sweet and sour mix


1 oz. cola




Shake with ice and pour into a tall glass.


TOREADOR


1½ oz. tequila


½ oz. crème de cacao


1½ oz. light cream


whipped cream for garnish


cocoa for sprinkling




Shake with ice and strain into a cocktail glass. Garnish with whipped cream and a sprinkle of cocoa.


TRAFFIC LIGHT COOLER


¾ oz. melon liqueur (green)


1 oz. gold tequila (green) splash sour mix (yellow)


2 oz. orange juice (yellow)


½ oz. sloe gin (red)


cherry for garnish


lemon and lime slices for garnish




Layer in a cordial glass. Garnish with a cherry and lemon and lime slices.


TROJAN BOMBER


1 oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


1 oz. Crown Royal


1 can 7UP


juice of ½ lemon


Tabasco (optional for flavor)




Pour the 7UP over ice in a highball glass. In a shaker, shake the whisky and the tequila and pour into the highball glass. Stir in the lemon juice and serve.


TROPICAL


1½ oz. Buen Amigo tequila


3 oz. orange juice


1 tsp. lemon juice


½ oz. grenadine


½ orange slice for garnish


cherry for garnish




Mix in highball glass with cracked ice. Garnish with half an orange slice and a cherry.


TRUFFLE CREAM CAFE


1½ oz. Tequila Rose—java


hot coffee


whipped cream to top


chocolate syrup for drizzling




Pour tequila into a preheated mug. Fill with hot coffee. Garnish with whipped cream and chocolate syrup drizzle.


VAMPIRO


2 oz. XXX tequila


Chilled sangrita


dash orange or grapefruit juice


salt to rim glass


lemon wedge


lemon slice for garnish




Wipe the lemon wedge over the rim of a tall highball glass to moisten it, then dip the rim into the salt. Place a few ice cubes in the glass and pour in XXX tequila. Add the orange or grapefruit juice and top off with sangrita. Garnish with a lemon slice.


VANILLA SUNSET


1 oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


1 oz. Dr. McGillicuddy's vanilla liqueur


4 drops Tabasco


cranberry juice to fill




Mix first three ingredients in a glass and top with cranberry juice.


VERTIGO


1¼ oz. Buen Amigo tequila


2 oz. sweet and sour mix


1 oz. cranberry juice juice of ½ lemon


orange wheel for garnish




Stir. Garnish with an orange wheel.


VETERAN


1½ oz. anejo tequila


1½ oz. Kahlua


½ oz. triple sec




Serve at room temperature or warmed in a snifter glass.


VIVA VILLA


1½ oz. tequila


Juice of 1 lime


1 tsp. sugar


lemon juice to rim glass


salt to rim glass




Rub the rim of an old-fashioned glass with lemon juice and dip in salt. Shake with ice and strain into the salt-rimmed glass over ice cubes.


VODKALOO


1 oz. silver tequila


1 oz. Smirnoff vodka


1 oz. beer


1 oz. Coca-Cola




Serve in a tall glass with lots of ice.


VOLCANO


1 oz. tequila


1 oz. vodka


1 oz. Jim Beam bourbon whisky


1 oz. gin


1 oz. rum


3 oz. orange juice


3 oz. pineapple juice


splash grenadine


7UP to fill




Pour first five ingredients into a quart jar over ice. Add juices and grenadine. Fill with 7UP.


WABORITA


2 oz. Cabo Wabo tequila


2 oz. Cointreau


2 oz. fresh lime juice




Shake with ice and strain into a salt-rimmed martini glass. Garnish with a lime slice. Another with Cabo Wabo!


WABORITA #2


2 oz. Cabo Wabo reposado tequila


2 oz. fresh lime juice


1 oz. triple sec


splash blue curaçao


lime slice for garnish




Shake with ice and strain into a salt-rimmed martini glass. Garnish with a lime slice. Another with Cabo Wabo!


WALKING HOME


1 oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


1 oz. vodka


1 oz. rum


juice of 2 limes


½ oz. sloe gin


dash maraschino cherry juice




Mix first four ingredients with ice and strain into a glass. Add a dash of cherry juice for color.


WARM BLONDE


Equal parts:


XXX tequila


Southern Comfort


Amaretto




Layer in a pony glass or a shot glass.


WATERMELON MARGARITA


1½ oz. Patron silver tequila


2 oz. fresh-pressed watermelon juice


1 oz. juice of one small lime, hand extracted


1 oz. fresh lemon sour


¾ oz. Patron Citronge


watermelon spear for garnish




Shake with ice until well blended and strain into a 14-oz. goblet over ice. Garnish with a spear of watermelon.


WENG-WENG


¾ oz. tequila


¾ oz. vodka


¾ oz. brandy


¾ oz. bourbon


¾ oz. scotch whisky


¾ oz. rum


Equal parts:


orange juice


pineapple juice


dash grenadine




Mix first six ingredients in a Collins glass. Add ice cubes up to ¾ of glass. Stir. Fill in with equal portions of chilled orange and pineapple juices to top. Add a dash of grenadine.


WEST COAST PARALYZER


1 oz. tequila


1 oz. Kahlua


½ glass milk


½ glass root beer




Build over ice in a Collins glass.


WET SPOT


1 oz. tequila


2 oz. Irish cream




Serve in a rocks glass over ice.


WHITE BULL


¾ oz. Oro Azul reposado tequila


¾ oz. Kahlua


cream to fill




Shake first two ingredients with ice until blended and pour into a highball glass over ice. Fill with cream to taste. Everyone likes to mix with Kahlua and cream.


WHITE CACTUS


1 oz. tequila


ginger ale to taste


splash lime juice




Pour into a highball glass over ice and garnish with a slice of lime. Many cocktails with tequila and ginger ale. Different names!


THE WHITE DEVIL


¾ oz. Cuervo gold tequila


¾ oz. Crown Royal


3 dashes Tabasco (for glass rim)


margarita salt (for glass rim)


lime wedge for garnish




Take a rocks glass and turn it sideways. Put a few dashes of Tabasco pepper sauce on the rim of the glass and turn until pepper sauce has encircled the rim. Put glass into margarita salt. Pour into Tabasco- and salt-rimmed glass and garnish with a lime wedge.


WHITE MEXICAN


1 oz. tequila


1 oz. Irish cream


½ oz. crème de cacao


dash peppermint schnapps


half-and-half or cream to top




Pour first four ingredients into a highball glass over ice and top with half-and-half.


WIKI WAKI WOO


½ oz. tequila


½ oz. vodka


½ oz. rum


½ oz. Bacardi 151 proof rum


½ oz. triple sec


1 oz. amaretto


1 oz. orange juice


1 oz. pineapple juice


1 oz. cranberry juice


orange slice for garnish


cherry for garnish




Mix with ice and pour into a hurricane or parfait glass. Garnish with an orange slice and a cherry. Use a very tall glass.


WILD LOVE


1 shot tequila


½ shot white rum


1½ shots De Kuyper wild strawberry


½ shot lemon juice


orange juice


fresh strawberry for garnish




Build the first four ingredients in a highball glass with cubed ice. Top with orange juice. Garnish with a fresh strawberry cut in half.


WILD ROSE


2 part Tequila Rose


2 part McCormick Irish cream


1 part Polar Ice vodka




Shake well and serve on the rocks.


WILD THING


1½ oz. tequila


1 oz. cranberry juice


1 oz. club soda


½ oz. lime juice




Pour over ice into an old-fashioned glass. Garnish with a lime wedge.


WINE AND DINE MARGARITA


6 oz. tequila


3 oz. triple sec


1 can margarita mix (preferably the frozen Bacardi margarita mixer)


3 oz. water


1 oz. sangria


sugar to rim glass




Blend the first four ingredients with ice. Pour the sangria into a cocktail glass rimmed with sugar and top with the blended mixture. Makes three cocktails.


WISH YOU WERE HERE


2 oz. tequila


1 oz. lemon liqueur


litchi juice to fill




Pour first two ingredients into a glass and top with litchi juice. Garnish with a wedge of lime, squeeze, and throw in after first sip.


THE WOOLY MAMMOTH


1 oz. tequila


1 oz. Archers (available in England now)


1 oz. Malibu rum


1 oz. Bacardi rum


1 oz. lime cordial


lemonade to fill




Pour first five ingredients into a cocktail shaker and fill with lemonade. Shake with ice and strain into a highball glass. Drink slowly through a straw.


WORLD'S BEST FROZEN BLUE MARGARITA


1½ oz. Tarantula Azul tequila


4½ oz. Tarantula Azul margarita mix


salt to rim glass




Blend with ice and serve in a salt-rimmed margarita glass.


THE WRECK


2 oz. Oro Azul reposado tequila


2 oz. melon liqueur


2 oz. cranberry juice


1 oz. Jagermeister




Shake with ice until blended and pour into a Collins glass.


XO NIGHT CAP


½ oz. Patron XO Café tequila


½ oz. Baileys Original Irish cream


1/3 oz. Jagermeister


1/3 oz. Goldschlager


1 oz. half-and-half


cinnamon sugar to rim glass




Shake and strain into a 7 V2-0Z. stem glass rimmed with cinnamon sugar.


X-TINA'S CINNAMON FIREBALL


3 parts tequila


1 part cinnamon schnapps


1 part club soda


1 part Coca-Cola


8 dashes Tabasco




Chill and pour into a shot glass. Garnish with a cinnamon stick.


XXX


2 oz. XXX tequila


1 oz. orange juice


3 oz. pomegranate juice (Pom Wonderful)




Serve on the rocks. or shake vigorously with cracked ice in a stainless steel shaker and strain into a broad-bowled, stemmed cocktail glass.


XXX BREEZE


2 oz. XXX tequila


3 oz. grapefruit juice


club soda to top




Mix first two ingredients with ice. Pour into a rocks glass and top with club soda.


XXX CAFE


2 oz. Patron XO Café tequila


coffee ice cream


1 tsp. finely ground coffee beans


freshly grated nutmeg for dusting




Blend as a very thick malt shake. Pour into chilled cocktail glasses and dust with freshly grated nutmeg.


XXX COOLER


2 oz. XXX tequila


2 oz. Cuarenta y Tres (Liquor 43)


seltzer or club soda to top




Stir first two ingredients in a rocks glass three-fourths full of ice cubes. Top with seltzer or club soda. Stir well.


XXXONIC


2 parts XXX tequila


chilled tonic water to fill


¼ lime


coarse salt to rim glass


lime slices for garnish




Rub the rim of a tall highball glass with ¼lime and then dip the rim into a bowl of coarse salt to coat it lightly. Fill glass with ice and squeeze in remaining lime juice. Add XXX tequila and stir. Fill with tonic water. Garnish with lime slices.


XXXTASY


2 parts XXX tequila


1½ parts dry vermouth


1½ parts sweet vermouth


maraschino cherry for garnish




Shake well with ice and strain into a chilled martini glass. Garnish with a maraschino cherry.


YELLOW BOXER


1¾ oz. tequila


¼ oz. Galliano herbal liqueur


¾ oz. orange juice


¾ oz. Rose's lime juice


¾ oz. lemon juice




Shake well over ice and strain into a chilled cocktail glass.


THE YELLOW ROSE OF TEXAS


1½ oz. Gran Centenario Plata tequila


3 oz. yellow tomato puree (puree yellow tomatoes and strain through a china cap; discard anything left in china cap)


½ oz. lemon juice


1/8 tsp. ground cumin


¼ tsp. kosher salt


5 dashes Tabasco habanero sauce


chili powder, salt, and sugar to rim glass


lemon wheel for garnish




Rim glass with equal parts mixture of chili powder, salt, and sugar. Shake with ice and strain into the rimmed and chilled cocktail glass. Garnish with a lemon wheel.


YUCATAN-STYLE SANGRIA


1½ oz. Don Julio anejo tequila


1 28-oz. can tomatoes


8 oz. orange juice


¼ oz. lime juice


1 slice white onion


1 seeded green chile


1 tsp. sugar


¼ tsp. hot pepper sauce


lime wedge for garnish




Blend all ingredients except tequila until smooth and pour enough to fill a tequila shot glass. Add Don Julio anejo tequila to another tequila shot glass. Garnish with a lime wedge.


YVETTE


2 oz. tequila


1 oz. apricot brandy


2 oz. cream


Sprite




Mix first three ingredients in a highball glass and fill with Sprite.


ZIPPER


1½ oz. Cointreau


1½ oz. tequila


½ oz. cream




Layer in a lowball glass.


ZIPPY MARGARITA


2 oz. Cuervo tequila


1½ oz. blue curaçao


½ oz. Courvoisier


3 drops Tabasco


4 oz. sour mix


Hungarian pepper for garnish




Rim 13-oz. poco glass with salt and pepper. Blend with ice, then pour into poco glass rimmed with salt and pepper and garnish with an orange wedge. Cut tip off of a Hungarian pepper and use as garnish. Serve frozen.


ZIPOLETION


10 fresh raspberries


1¼ oz. Patron silver


splash Patron citronge


juice of ¼ lime


orange slice for garnish




Muddle raspberries and Patron silver. Shake muddled mixture and the remaining ingredients with ice and strain into a chilled martini glass. Garnish with a fresh orange slice.


50 FACTS ABOUT TEQUILA


All tequila is from Mexico.


It must be produced in two regions of Mexico:


All regions surrounding Tequila,


Or the region of Tepatitlan.


Tequila is made from the agave plant.


Pulque (agave), was thought to be a gift from the gods.


An agave farmer is called a campesino.


Agave is also known as maguey (muh-gay).


It is harvested by a person with special skills, called the jimador.


The jimador uses a sharp, paddle-shaped blade known as a coa.


He slashes off the leaves and reveals the pina.


The pinas are cooked with water.


The resulting mixture, aquamel, is used for fermenting.


Traditionally, a pot is used for the distillation of tequila.


Juices ferment for thirty to forty-eight hours.


Juices are distilled twice.


Tequila must be at least 51 percent agave.


Some tequilas are 100 percent agave (blue).


Agave are harvested when they are eight to twelve years old.


Tequila was first distilled near the city of Tequila.


The city of Tequila is in the Mexican state of Jalisco.


Tequila was first mass-produced in Guadalajara, Mexico.


Most tequilas are 70 to 110 proof.


Don Pedro Sanchez de Tagle was the first person to mass-produce tequila.


The first person granted a distiller license was Jose Cuervo in 1795.


In 1805, a distillery was established that would become Sauza.


There are five types of tequila:


Ora (gold), unaged tequila.


Blanco (white), not aged, freshly distilled.


Reposado (rested), aged a minimum of two months but less than a year in oak barrels.


Anejo (vintage), aged minimum one year but less than three years in oak barrels.


Extra anejo (extra aged), aged a minimum one to three years in oak barrels.


Extra Anejo is a brand-new type of tequila established in March 2006.


Aging changes the color of tequila.


The longer the aging, the darker the color.


Extra Anejo tends to be darker.


Sometimes caramel is used for color.


There are over one hundred distilleries in Mexico.


Over 2,100 brand names have been registered.


Tequileno is the name of a person trained in tequila production and history.


The worm is not in tequila.


The worm is in Mezcal.


“Con gusano” means “with worm.”


The reason for the worm in mezcal is to prove high proof.


The term tequila was first printed in English in 1849.


Tequila became popular in the United States during the sixties.



700 TEQUILA COCKTAILS


3RD STREET PROMENADE


1 1/3 oz. tequila


1½ oz. gin


1/3 oz. triple sec


½ oz. cinnamon schnapps


5 oz. orange juice




Put ingredients in a blender with ice. Blend well and pour into a tall chilled glass.


43 AMIGOS


2 oz. Don Alvaro tequila


½oz. Licor 43


½oz. triple sec


½oz. lime juice


lime wedge for garnish




Shake and strain into a chilled martini glass. Garnish with lime wedge.


ABSOLUT TEQUILA


1 oz. tequila


1 oz. Absolut vodka


4 oz. orange juice


lemon slice for garnish




Shake well and serve with plenty of crushed ice. Garnish with lemon slice.


ACAPULCO


2 oz. tequila


2 oz. pineapple juice


Sprite or 7UP




Pour first two ingredients into a glass and fill with Sprite or 7UP. Serve in an old-fashioned glass with ice.


ACAPULCO CLAM DIGGER


2 oz. tequila


3 oz. tomato juice*


3 oz. clam juice*


½ tsp. horseradish


several dashes Tabasco


several dashes Worcestershire sauce


dash lemon juice




Mix thoroughly with cracked ice in a double old fashioned glass. Top with lemon juice.


*Clamato juice may be used in place of clam and tomato juice.


ACAPULCO LICORICE MARGARITA


1 oz. tequila


1 oz. Cointreau


½ oz. lime juice


1 oz. Galliano


1 tsp. Tabasco green pepper sauce


1 tsp. salt




Dip rim of glass into Tabasco sauce and rim with salt. Shake remaining ingredients with ice and strain into a salt-rimmed glass.


ACID TRIP


½ oz. tequila


1½ oz. Midori


½ oz. gin


½ oz. vodka


½ oz. rum




Shake with ice and strain into a cocktail glass.


ADAM BOMB


1 part tequila


1 part rum


1 part vodka


½ part Cointreau


¼ slice lemon or lime


½ glass ice


salt or sugar to rim glass


1–2 parts fruit juice


lemon or lime slice for garnish




Blend with ice until smooth. Rim glass with sugar or salt, pour into the glass, and garnish with a lemon or lime slice.


AGAVERO SUNSET


2 oz. Agavero tequila


1 large scoop vanilla ice cream




Float tequila over the top of the ice cream. Enjoy with a 1-oz. side shot of Agavero if desired.


ALABAMA SLAMMER


1 oz. tequila


1 oz. Kahlua


2 oz. Sprite




Shake first two ingredients with ice and strain into a lowball glass. Top with Sprite.


ALAMO SPLASH


1½ oz. tequila


1 oz. orange juice


½ oz. pineapple juice


splash lemon-lime soda




Stir and strain into a Collins glass with cracked ice.


ALICE IN WONDERLAND


½ oz. tequila


½ oz. Grand Marnier


½ oz. Tia Maria




Serve as a shooter, in an old-fashioned glass.


ALMENDRADO SODA


2 oz. Reserva del Señor Almendrado tequila soda to fill




Pour Reserva del Señor Almendrado into a glass and fill with soda.


AMARETTO STONE SOUR # 3


1 oz. tequila


1 oz. amaretto


2 oz. sour mix


splash orange juice


orange slice for garnish


cherry for garnish




Shake first three ingredients with ice and strain into a highball glass. Add orange juice. Garnish with an orange slice and a cherry.


AMBASSADOR


2 oz. tequila


4 oz. orange juice


1 oz. sugar syrup




Pour the tequila into a glass, add ice and orange juice. Add sugar syrup to sweeten.


AMBER'S REVENGE


1 oz. tequila


1 oz. scotch


1 oz. rum


root beer (preferably A&W)




Mix over ice in a highball glass and fill with root beer.


AMIGAZO


1½ oz. Buen Amigo tequila


2 oz. pineapple juice


dash Rose's lime juice


few drops grenadine




Shake over crushed ice, then add grenadine.


AMOR


2 oz. tequila


½ oz. orange curaçao or Cointreau




Serve in an old fashioned glass with ice.


AMOR-A


2 oz. tequila


½ oz. orange curaçao


½ oz. amaretto




Serve in an old fashioned glass with ice.


ANEJO ALEXANDER


1½ oz. Patron anejo tequila


1 oz. XO Café


1 oz. half-and-half or milk


¼ tsp. grated nutmeg




Shake the first three ingredients with ice and strain into a cocktail glass. Garnish with grated nutmeg.


ANEJO TEQUILA NEAT


2 oz. Don Julio Añejo tequila




Serve in a rocks glass.


ANGEL'S BESO


1½ oz. Gran Centenario anejo tequila


Ghiradelli hot chocolate




Pour tequila into a glass and top with Ghiradelli hot chocolate.


ANGEL'S MARGARITA


2 oz. Gran Centenario Plata tequila


¾ oz. Grand Marnier


2 oz. fresh-squeezed lime juice


1 tsp. simple syrup


lime wedge for garnish




Shake vigorously over ice in a mixing glass. Strain into a prechilled martini glass or pour over ice in a cocktail highball glass. Garnish with a lime wedge.


ANGEL'S PASSION


1½ oz. Gran Centenario Plata tequila


1 oz. sweetened passion fruit puree


1 oz. fresh orange juice


1 tsp. simple syrup


flamed orange twist for garnish




Shake vigorously in a mixing glass. Garnish with a flamed orange twist.


ANGEL'S TEMPTATION


1¾ oz. Gran Centenario Plata tequila


3½ oz. fresh apple juice


½ oz. fresh-squeezed orange juice


¼ oz. squeezed lime wedge


green apple slice for garnish




Shake vigorously over ice in a mixing glass. Strain over fresh ice into a Collins or highball glass. Garnish with a green apple slice.


ANGRY PARROT


1 part Corazon blanco tequila


1 part apple schnapps


splash fresh lime juice


lemon twist for garnish




Garnish with a lemon twist.


APOLLO


1½ oz. tequila


1 oz. Galliano


1 oz. blue curaçao


cream to top




Shake the first three ingredients with ice and strain into a cocktail glass. Float the cream on top.


AQUA TINI


1½ oz. Tarantula Azul tequila


¾ oz. Cointreau


lime squeeze


lemon squeeze


½ oz. simple syrup


lemon slice for garnish


lime slice for garnish




Salt rim of glass. Shake vigorously with ice in a mixing glass and strain into a martini glass. Garnish with a lemon and lime slice and serve.


ARIZONA AZTEC


1 oz. Cuervo gold tequila


1 oz. Bacardi Limon


½ oz. Captain Morgan's spiced rum


7 oz. Coca-Cola




Stir well in a highball glass.


ASSASSIN


½ oz. tequila


½ oz. Jack Daniel's whisky


½ oz. peppermint schnapps


Coca-Cola




Pour first three ingredients into a glass and fill with Coca-Cola. Mix and serve in a cocktail glass.


AVOCADO MARGARITA


1½ oz. silver tequila


½ oz. Cointreau


1 oz. lime juice


½ oz. lemon juice


¼ cup diced ripe avocado


1 oz. half-and-half


1 tsp. sugar


½ cup ice


lime slice for garnish


avocado slice for garnish




Combine in a blender with ice and blend until smooth. Pour into a chilled cocktail glass. Garnish with a lime slice and avocado slice.


AZTEC GOLD MARTINI


1 oz. Jose Cuervo gold tequila


1 oz. Absolut


½ oz. Mount Gay rum


1 oz. pineapple juice




Stir with ice in a mixing glass and strain into a martini glass.


AZTEC SKY


1¾ oz. Buen Amigo tequila


¾ oz. blue curaçao




Serve in a shot glass.


BAD ATTITUDE


½ oz. tequila


½ oz. rum


½ oz. vodka


½ oz. gin


½ oz. triple sec


1 oz. amaretto


½ oz. grenadine


Equal parts:


pineapple juice


orange juice


cranberry juice




Shake and pour into a tall glass.


BAHA FOG


1½ oz. tequila


1 beer (Corona)


¼ lime




Open a Corona and fill it to the top with tequila. Squeeze ¼ lime on top.


BAILEYS TEQUILA CREAM


½ oz. Jose Cuervo Tradicional tequila


2 oz. Baileys Irish cream




Serve over ice or in a shot glass.


BARKING SPIDER


1½ oz. tequila (preferably Tarantula Azul tequila)


½ oz. blue curaçao


¾ oz. Bacardi 151 Proof rum


dash triple sec


dash sour mix


splash orange juice




Serve over ice in a Collins glass, or blend for a frozen version.


BAY CITY BOMBER


½ oz. tequila


½ oz. vodka


½ oz. rum


½ oz. gin


½ oz. triple sec


1 oz. orange juice


1 oz. pineapple juice


1 oz. cranberry juice


1 oz. sour mix


¼ oz. Bacardi 151 Proof rum


cherry for garnish


orange slice for garnish




Blend all except 151 rum with one cup of ice until smooth and pour into a parfait glass. Float 151 rum and garnish with a cherry and an orange slice.


BB GUN


1 oz. tequila


1 oz. vodka


½ oz. sambuca


splash lime juice


splash lime cordial


splash club soda




Serve in a frosted Collins glass.


BEACH


1¼ oz. Buen Amigo tequila


¾ oz. Cointreau


3 oz. cranberry juice


lemon wedge for garnish




Stir. Garnish with a lemon wedge.


BEAUTY AND THE BEAST


1 oz. Tequila Rose


1 oz. Jagermeister




Mix and strain into a shot glass.


BEE STING


1½ oz. Patron reposado tequila


½ oz. Marie Brizard crème de cassis


½ oz. clover honey syrup


juice of 1 lime, hand extracted


2 oz. fresh-squeezed blood orange juice


blackberries for garnish


raspberries for garnish




Shake with ice until well blended. Strain into a 14-oz. goblet over ice. Garnish with blackberries and raspberries.


BEERGARITA


1½ oz. tequila


½ oz. triple sec


1 oz. lemon juice


6 oz. cold draft beer


splash lime juice


salt to rim mug




Rub rim of beer mug with lemon juice, dip rim in salt. Shake all ingredients with ice, strain into the salt-rimmed mug. Fill with cold draft beer and serve.


BENELYN


1 oz. tequila


1 oz. Southern Comfort


½ oz. peach schnapps


½ bottle Hoopers Hooch (or similar lemon alcopop)


½ can Red Bull Energy Drink


cranberry juice




Pour in the first three ingredients, then add the lemon alcopop and Red Bull. Top with cranberry juice to about 1 cm below the top of the glass.


BERRY MEDLEY


1½ oz. Patron silver


¾ oz. Chambord


1 oz. fresh sweet and sour


1 oz. pineapple juice


3 fresh raspberries (plus 1 for garnish)


peach schnapps to float


pineapple spear for garnish




Shake all ingredients with ice. Strain and serve over ice. Garnish with pineapple spear with a fresh raspberry on top.


BERTA'S SPECIAL


2 oz. tequila


1 tsp. honey


6 dashes orange bitters


juice of 1 lime


sparkling water to fill


lime slice for garnish




Shake first four ingredients vigorously with ice and strain into a Collins glass with ice cubes. Fill with sparkling water and garnish with a slice of lime.


BERTHA


1¼ oz. tequila


½ tsp. red wine


1¼ tsp. sugar


1 tbsp. fresh lemon or lime juice


lemon peel


cherry for garnish




Serve in a chilled highball glass with ice. Twist lemon peel over drink and drop in. Garnish with cherry.


BESITOS


1½ parts tequila Tezón anejo


1 part Limoncello


1 part Stoli Citron


dash grenadine


juice of ½ lemon


gummy heart for garnish




Shake well and serve in a martini glass. Garnish with a gummy heart.


BIG JOHN'S STRAWBERRY MANGO MARGARITA


4 oz. tequila (premium)


5 oz. triple sec (preferably Du Bouchett)


12½ oz. mango juice (preferably Jumex or Kern's canned mango juice)


1½ cups strawberries (fresh or frozen but NOT in sugar or juice)




Place ice, strawberries, tequila, triple sec, and mango juice in a blender (in order). Blend on “ice crush” and then on “frappe.” Serve in a margarita glass. Serves 2 or 3.


BIG RED HOOTER


1 oz. tequila


¾ oz. amaretto


pineapple juice


1 oz. grenadine


cherry for garnish




Build first two ingredients over ice in a Collins glass and fill with pineapple juice. Add grenadine and garnish with a cherry.


BIG SPENDER


1½ oz. Gran Centenario anejo tequila


1 oz. liqueur creole


¾ oz. blood orange juice


Cristal Rose champagne


orange peel for garnish


flamed orange zest for garnish




Pour first three ingredients into a bar glass with ice and stir to chill. Strain into a chilled champagne flute and top with the Rose champagne. Garnish with spiral of orange peel and a flamed orange zest.


BILLIONAIRE'S MARGARITA


1½ oz. Jose Cuervo Reserva de la Familia tequila


½ oz. Grand Marnier Cuvée du Centenaire


2 oz. freshly squeezed lime juice


5 oz. crushed ice




Shake well with ice and strain into a glass with ice. Garnish with a lime wedge.


BITTERSWEET STEVE ON THE ROCKS


1 oz. Sauza tequila


1 oz. Jack Daniel's whisky


½ oz. Jagermeister


cran-grape juice (preferably Langers 100 Percent cranberry grape juice)




Pour first three ingredients into a highball glass filled halfway with ice and fill with cran-grape juice. Stir.


BLACK CAT


1 part Jose Cuervo tequila


1 part amaretto




Serve as a shot.


BLACK MEXICAN (HOT)


1½ oz. tequila


1½ oz. Kahlua


1/8 oz. Tabasco




Serve as a shot.


BLACKBERRY TEQUILA


2 oz. tequila


½ oz. crème de cassis


1 oz. lemon juice




Shake with ice and pour into a chilled glass.


BLANCO MARTINI


2 parts Chinaco blanco tequila


1 part dry vermouth


1 part sweet vermouth


maraschino cherry for garnish




Stir with ice and strain into a salt-rimmed, chilled martini glass. Garnish with a maraschino cherry.


BLEEDING WEASEL


½ oz. tequila


½ oz. vodka


½ oz. rum


½ oz. gin


½ oz. triple sec


½ oz. brandy


½ oz. Malibu rum


2 oz. beer (preferably pilsner)


8 oz. orange juice


½ oz. Rose's lime juice


1/8 oz. grenadine




Mix well and serve over ice. Makes 2 12-oz. cocktails.


BLITZ


1 part tequila


1 part orange juice


1 part triple sec


1 part Southern Comfort peach liqueur


1 part grenadine syrup


1 part lemon juice




Shake with ice. Strain or serve with ice.


BLOODY BULL


2 oz. tequila


½ glass tomato juice


½ glass beef bouillon


celery stalk for garnish


lime wheel for garnish




Pour into a highball glass over ice. Stir and add a squeeze of lemon. Garnish with a celery stalk and a lime wheel.


BLOODY HURRICANE


2 oz. tequila


1 can 7UP


½ oz. grenadine




Pour tequila over ice into a highball glass. Add 7UP to the top and add grenadine. Allow to chill for a few seconds.


BLOODY MARIA


2 oz. tequila


3 oz. tomato juice or V8 juice


dash lemon juice


dash Tabasco


dash celery salt


dash salt


dash pepper


lime slice or celery stick for garnish




Shake with cracked ice and strain into a Collins glass over ice cubes. Garnish with a slice of lime or celery stick.


BLOODY MATADOR


2 oz. Cuervo gold tequila


2 oz. Red Bull Energy Drink


1 oz. triple sec


3 oz. limeade (frozen)


1 oz. grenadine




Blend with ice until slushy and serve in a cocktail glass.


BLOODY PEPE


2 oz. Pepe Lopez tequila


2 oz. tomato juice


dash lemon juice


dash hot sauce


lemon slice or celery stick for garnish




Pour into a tall glass over ice cubes. Garnish with a slice of lemon or a celery stick.


BLUE AGAVE MIST


1½–2 oz. premium silver or anejo tequila


twist of lime


crushed ice




Rim the edge of an old-fashioned glass with the lime twist and fill with crushed ice. Add the tequila and the twist of lime.


BLUE SEVEN


2 oz. Tarantula Azul tequila


4 oz. lemon-lime soda


1/8 oz. blue curaçao


lime wedge for garnish




Build first two ingredients in a 14-oz. Collins glass over ice. Top with blue curaçao. Garnish with a lime wedge.


BLUE SEX


1 oz. tequila


1 oz. blue curaçao


½ oz. Midori


½ oz. Cointreau




Shake with ice and strain into a cocktail glass.


BLUE SHARK


1 oz. white tequila


1 oz. Sobieski vodka


4 dashes blue curaçao




Shake with ice and strain into a chilled old-fashioned glass.


BLUE SMOKE


1¼ oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


½ oz. blue curaçao


3 oz. orange juice




Pour tequila and orange juice into a chilled wine glass with finely crushed ice. Stir. Float blue curaçao on top.


BOMSHEL


1 oz. Tequila Rose


1 oz. McCormick vodka




Serve as a shot.


BON VOYAGE


1 oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


1 oz. gin


dash lemon juice


dash blue curaçao




Pour the first two ingredients over ice into a cocktail glass. Then mix in a dash of lemon juice and dash of blue curaçao. Stir lightly. Best when drunk with a straw.


BONBON


1½ oz. tequila


1½ oz. Cointreau


dash grenadine




Pour into a rocks glass.


BOOTLEGGER


1½ oz. tequila


1 oz. Jack Daniel's whisky


½ oz. Southern Comfort




Stir in a lowball glass.


BORDER CROSSING


1½ oz. tequila


2 tsp. lime juice


1 tsp. lemon juice


4 oz. cola


lime wedge for garnish




Build in a highball glass and stir well. Add cola. Garnish with a lime wedge.


BOWL HUGGER


1 oz. tequila (white)


1 oz. gin


1 oz. rum


1 oz. Cointreau


dash Rose's lime juice


Equal parts:


orange juice


pineapple juice


sweet and sour mix




Build over ice in a large cup and stir.


BRAVE BULL


2 oz. tequila


½ oz. coffee liqueur




Pour tequila and coffee liqueur over ice cubes in a rocks glass. Stir.


BROKEN NOSE


1 oz. tequila (golden)


2 oz. grenadine


1½ oz. advocaat


lemonade to fill




Pour first two ingredients into a highball glass and mix. Add advocaat, making sure it does not properly mix and remains phlegm-like. Fill with lemonade.


BROTHEL


1¼ oz. Tequila Rose


¾ oz. crème de menthe (mint liqueur)


milk to fill




Build in a highball glass packed with ice. Fill up with ice cold milk.


BRUJA MEXICANA


½ oz. Agavero tequila liqueur


½ oz. Strega liqueur


soda water to fill


dash sugar syrup


lemon to rim glass


sugar to rim glass




Blend the first two ingredients with crushed ice. Moisten the rim of a Collins glass with lemon and frost with sugar. Add a little sugar syrup and fill with soda.


BUMBLEBEE KEELA


2 oz. tequila


1½ oz. sour mix


1 tbsp. honey




Shake well with ice. Strain and add ice.


BUNNY BONANZA


2 oz. tequila


1 oz. apple brandy


3 dashes triple sec


½ oz. fresh lemon juice


¾ tsp. maple syrup


lemon slice for garnish




Shake with ice and strain into a chilled old-fashioned glass. Garnish with a lemon slice.


BUTTAFUOCO


2 oz. white tequila


½ oz. Galliano


½ oz. cherry juice


½ oz. fresh lemon juice


club soda to fill


maraschino cherry for garnish




Shake first four ingredients with ice and strain over ice cubes into a highball glass. Fill with club soda, stir gently, and garnish with a maraschino cherry.


CABO


1½ oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


3 oz. pineapple juice


¼ oz. lime juice




Shake well in a shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Strain into a cocktail glass.


CACTUS BANGER


1¼ oz. tequila


2½ oz. orange juice


½ oz. Galliano




Build first two ingredients in a Collins glass with ice. Float Galliano.


CACTUS BERRY


1¼ oz. tequila


1¼ oz. red wine


1 oz. triple sec


6½ oz. sour mix


splash lemon-lime soda


dash lime juice


salt to rim glass




Salt the rim of a large margarita cocktail glass. Shake with ice and pour into the salted glass.


CACTUS BITE


2 oz. tequila


2 tsp. triple sec


2 tsp. Drambuie


2 oz. lemon juice


1½ tsp. fine sugar dash bitters




In a shaker half-filled with ice cubes, combine all of the ingredients. Shake well. Strain into a cocktail glass.


CACTUS KICKER


2 oz. tequila


2 oz. sour mix


3 drops Tabasco


lime squeeze to taste


lime wheel for garnish




Pour into a 12-oz. highball glass packed with ice. Stir and serve in a salt-rimmed glass. Garnish with a lime wheel.


CAFE DEL PRADO


1½ oz. tequila


2 tsp. instant cocoa


1 tsp. instant coffee


whipped cream


powdered cinnamon or nutmeg




Put coffee and cocoa in a mug and fill with boiling water. Add tequila, mix well, and top with whipped cream. Grate a little cinnamon or nutmeg on top.


CAIPICUERVO


1½ oz. Jose Cuervo Especial tequila


2 tsp. sugar


¼ oz. lime juice


2 lime wedges




Place sugar in a glass and add lime wedges. Break down lime with muddler or back of a spoon so juice is absorbed by sugar. Then pour in the tequila and lime juice.


CALIFORNIA DREAM


2 oz. tequila


1 oz. sweet vermouth


½ oz. dry vermouth


cherry for garnish


Pour into a mixing glass half-filled with ice cubes and stir well. Strain into a cocktail glass and garnish with a cherry.


CAM2 RACING FUEL


1 oz. tequila


1 oz. whisky


½ oz. Bacardi rum


½ oz. Everclear


Coca-Cola




Mix over ice in a Collins glass and top with Coca-Cola.


CAMEL PISS


1 oz. tequila


1 oz. Bacardi Dark rum


1 oz. Ouzo


3 oz. beer (preferably Canadian beer)


Mountain Dew




Pour the first four ingredients into a large glass and top with Mountain Dew.


CAMINO REAL


1½ oz. Buen Amigo tequila


½ oz. banana liqueur


1 oz. orange juice


dash lime juice


dash coconut milk


lime slice for garnish




Shake or blend. Garnish with a lime slice.


CAMPER


1½ oz. tequila


2 oz. orange juice


2 oz. pineapple juice


½ oz. Chambord




Pour the first three ingredients into a highball glass almost filled with ice cubes. Stir well. Drop the Chambord into the center of the drink.


CAN CAN


1½ oz. white tequila


½ oz. dry vermouth


4 oz. grapefruit juice


½ tsp. sugar syrup


orange slice for garnish




Mix all ingredients in a shaker or blender with cracked ice. Pour into a double old-fashioned glass. Garnish with orange slice.


CANE TOAD


1 oz. tequila


1 oz. vodka


½ oz. cherry brandy


3 oz. soda water




Pour first three ingredients into a 10-oz. glass and fill with soda water.


CANTARITA


1½ oz. blanco tequila


½ oz. orange juice


½ oz. lemon juice


½ oz. grapefruit juice


1/8 oz. lime juice


½ oz. grapefruit soda


orange, lemon, grapefruit, and lime slices for garnish




Pour into a glass with ice and garnish with an orange, lemon, grapefruit, and lime slice.


CARABINIERI


1 oz. tequila


¾ oz. Galliano


½ oz. Cointreau


1 tsp. Rose's lime juice


3 oz. orange juice


1 egg yolk


red cherry for garnish


green cherry for garnish


lime slice for garnish




Shake and strain into a Collins glass over ice. Garnish with a red and a green cherry and a lime slice.


CARAMBA!


2 oz. white tequila


3 oz. grapefruit juice


club soda to top




Mix first two ingredients in a shaker or blender with cracked ice. Pour into a tall highball glass. Top with club soda.


CAROLINA


2 oz. tequila gold


1 oz. half-and-half


1 tsp. vanilla extract


1 tsp. grenadine


1 egg white


cinnamon for sprinkling


cherry for garnish




Shake vigorously with ice and strain into a cocktail glass. Sprinkle with cinnamon and garnish with a cherry.


CATALINA MARGARITA


1½ oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


1 oz. peach schnapps


1 oz. blue curaçao


4 oz. sour mix


salt to rim glass




Shake well with ice and strain into salt-rimmed glass.


CATALINA MARGARITA #2


1½ oz. XXX tequila


peach schnapps


1 oz. blue curaçao


4 oz. sour mix




Shake with cracked ice and strain into a chilled cocktail or margarita glass.


CAVALIER


1½ oz. Buen Amigo tequila


½ oz. Galliano


1½ oz. orange juice


½ oz. cream




Blend with crushed ice and strain into cocktail glass.


CAZADORES CANTARITA


1½ parts Cazadores reposado tequila


½ parts peach juice


½ parts orange juice


½ parts grapefruit juice


2 parts grapefruit soda


pineapple wedge for garnish


cherry for garnish




Shake with ice and strain into tall glass. If desired, add splash of grenadine and a sugar rim. Garnish with a pineapple wedge or a cherry.


CAZADORES MEXICAN MARTINI COCKTAIL


2 parts Cazadores reposado tequila


½ parts sweet and sour


1 splash of jalapeño juice


1 splash of fresh lime juice


jalapeño or jalapeño-stuffed olives for garnish




Shake with ice and strain into a chilled martini glass. Garnish with jalapeño or jalapeño-stuffed olives.


C. C. KAZI


1 oz. tequila


1 oz. cranberry juice


1 tsp. lime juice


splash cola




Shake first three ingredients with ice and strain into a cordial glass. Top with cola.


C. C. KAZI SHOOTER


1 oz. tequila


2 oz. cranberry juice


1 tsp. lime juice




Shake well with ice and strain into cocktail glass.


CELEBRITA


1½ oz. tequila (recommended: Herradura silver)


2 oz. celery juice (about 2 stalks celery, juiced and strained)


1 oz. fresh-squeezed lemon juice


1 oz. simple syrup


celery salt to rim glass


cherry tomato for garnish


celery stalk for garnish




Shake first three ingredients vigorously with ice and pour into a chilled martini glass rimmed with celery salt. Garnish with a cherry tomato and a stalk of celery and serve immediately.


CHAMPION MARGARITA


2 oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


2 oz. can limeade


2 oz. beer of your choice




Blend first two ingredients with ice. Top with beer.


CHAPALA


1½ oz. Olmeca tequila


1 tbsp. orange juice


1 tbsp. lemon juice


dash triple sec


2 tbsp. grenadine


orange slice for garnish




Shake with ice and strain into old fashioned-glass over ice cubes. Garnish with a slice of orange.


CHAPULTEPEC CASTLE


1½ oz. tequila


¼ oz. Grand Marnier


4 oz. orange juice


orange slice for garnish




Mix all ingredients in a shaker or blender with cracked ice and pour into a double old-fashioned glass. Garnish with an orange slice.


CHARLEY GOODLEG


1½ oz. tequila


1 oz. Galliano


3 oz. orange juice




Frost the rim of a glass with sugar. Shake the first two ingredients with ice, then top up with orange juice and stir.


THE CHECKER FLAG


2 oz. Tequila Rose


3 oz. milk




Combine over ice in a cocktail glass.


CHEKERS


1 oz. tequila


1 can beer




Pour the beer in a mug, drop in the shot of tequila, stir, and drink.


CHIHUAHUA


2 oz. tequila


grapefruit juice to fill


salt to rim glass




Pour tequila into a glass and fill with grapefruit juice. Salt rim of highball glass then add sip stick.


CHILE


1½ oz. tequila


½ oz. Bacardi rum


1/3 cup strawberry daiquiri mix


3 tbsp. lime juice


chili pepper




Blend first four ingredients with lots of ice. Take a bite out of the chili pepper and drink.


CHILI PEPPER MARGARITA


1¼ oz. Arandas tequila


¼ oz. Absolut Peppar vodka


¾ oz. Cointreau


¾ oz. lime juice


salt to rim glass


jalapeño for garnish




Pour ingredients into iced mixing glass. Shake and strain into salt-rimmed specialty glass. Top with jalapeño pepper.


CHINA GIRL


1½ oz. tequila (Jose 1800)


1½ oz. frost brandy (Christian Brothers)


1½ oz. Tequila Rose


6 oz. sweetened condensed milk




Blend with ice until smooth and pour into an exotic glass.


CHINACO AND TONIC


2 parts Chinaco reposado tequila


chilled tonic water to fill


coarse salt to rim glass


lime slice to rim glass


lime slice for garnish




Rub the rim of a highball glass with a lime slice and dip it into a bowl of coarse salt. Fill glass with ice and squeeze remaining lime juice into it. Add Chinaco reposado and stir. Fill with tonic water to taste. Garnish with a lime slice.


CHINACO SUNRISE


2 parts Chinaco anejo tequila


2 parts grenadine


orange juice to fill


pineapple wedge for garnish




Pour tequila into a chilled highball glass with ice. Fill with orange juice leaving room at the top. Stir. Slowly pour in the grenadine. Garnish with pineapple wedge.


CHOCKLIC


¾ oz. Buen Amigo tequila


¾ oz. Kahlua coffee liqueur


1 oz. orange juice




Shake and strain into a rocks glass.


CHOCOLATE CREAM SODA


1½ oz. Tequila Rose cocoa


½ oz. half-and-half


soda to fill


cherry for garnish




Build first two ingredients in a highball glass with ice and fill with soda. Garnish with speared cherry.


CHOCOLATE STRAWBERRY


1 oz. Tequila Rose


½ oz. milk


½ oz. chocolate liqueur




Fill with hot coffee and top with whipped cream.


CHONGO


2 oz. tequila


Orange soda




Pour tequila into a tall highball or Collins glass with ice and fill with orange soda. Stir gently. Garnish with a lime wedge.


CICADA


½ oz. Gran Patron platinum tequila


2¼ oz. Hangar One / St. George Spirits wasabi vodka


½ oz. Siberian Tiger European blood orange liqueur (chilled in freezer)


dash Angostura bitters


8 dashes Tabasco Green Jalapeño Pepper Sauce


2 drops balsamic vinegar


pinch finely ground fleur de sel




In a shaker, combine vodka, tequila, lime juice, bitters, Tabasco sauce, vinegar and salt over a few cubes of hard frozen ice. In a chilled cocktail glass, pour chilled blood orange liqueur to bottom of glass. Carefully layer on cocktail mixture. Garnish with a generous pinch of a confetti made of very finely minced baby chive, mint, and freshly grated ginger.


CINCO DE MAYO


2½ oz. tequila


1 oz. grenadine


1 oz. Rose's lime juice




Mix well with ice and strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Garnish with a lime wedge.


CINCO DE MAYO #2


1½ oz. El Mayor blanco tequila


¾ oz. Juarez triple sec


1¾ oz. cranberry juice




Shake well with ice and strain into a chilled martini glass. Garnish with a lime wedge.


CLAM DIGGER


2 oz. XXX tequila


3 oz. tomato juice


3 oz. clam juice


¾ tbsp. horseradish


Tabasco to taste


Worcestershire sauce to taste


splash lemon juice


lemon or lime slice for garnish




Mix all in a rocks glass with ice. Garnish with a lemon or lime slice.


THE CLASICO SHOT


2 oz. Jose Cuervo Clásico tequila


pinch salt


lime wedge




Pour tequila into a shot glass. Lick skin between thumb and forefinger, Sprinkle salt on moist skin. Drink shot all at once and quickly. Lick salt and suck lime wedge.


CLASSIC HOT MARGARITA


1½ oz. Herradura silver tequila


1 oz. Cointreau


juice of ½ lime


drop agave nectar


drop grenadine


drop blue curaçao


Tabasco to rim glass


salt to rim glass


lime slice for garnish


pineapple leaves for garnish




Shake first three ingredients over ice. Strain into a cocktail glass rimmed with Tabasco and salt. Garnish with a slice of lime and pineapple leaves.


CLEAR CELL


½ oz. tequila (light)


1 oz. lemon vodka


½ oz. Bacardi Limon


½ oz. dry gin


2 oz. lemon-lime soda


lime wedge for garnish




Shake first three ingredients with ice and strain into a highball glass. Top with soda and garnish with a lime wedge.


COCKTAIL ON THE ATTACK!


2 parts tequila


1 part Cointreau


1 part dry vermouth


1 lime


lime slice for garnish




Pour first three ingredients into a cocktail mixer. Squeeze in the juice from a lime, and add crushed ice. Shake vigorously. Serve in a champagne glass and garnish with a slice of lime.


COCO LOCO


2 oz. tequila


3 oz. pineapple juice


2 oz. coconut syrup


grated coconut


pineapple spear for garnish




Blend with crushed ice and pour into a tall glass. Garnish with a pineapple spear. If available, serve in a coconut shell.


COCONUT ALMOND MARGARITA


1¼ oz. Don Alvaro tequila


2½ oz. sweet and sour mix


½ oz. cream of coconut


¼ oz. amaretto liqueur


½ oz. fresh lime juice


lime slice for garnish




Shake. Garnish with a lime slice.


COCONUT CHOCOLATE TEQUILA


1½ oz. tequila


1 oz. Godiva liqueur


1 oz. cream


2 tsp. coconut cream


1 tsp. maraschino liqueur




Pour all ingredients into a blender with a half cup of ice. Blend for fifteen seconds. Pour into a medium sized cocktail glass and serve.


COCONUT COFFEE TEQUILA


1½ oz. tequila


1 oz. Kahlua


2 tsp. Coco Lopez


2 oz. cream


4 oz. crushed ice




Combine in a blender at a low speed for fifteen seconds. Strain and serve straight up.


COCONUT VANILLA TEQUILA


1½ oz. tequila


1 oz. Navan Vanilla liqueur


2 tsp. Coco Lopez


1 oz. cream


1 tsp. maraschino liqueur




Mix with crushed ice for 15 seconds in a blender. Strain into a cocktail glass.


COCOMISTICO


½ oz. Buen Amigo tequila


½ oz. Baileys Irish cream


½ oz. Godiva liqueur


1 oz. half-and-half




Shake and strain into a rocks glass.


COCOTEQ


1½ oz. tequila


½ oz. grenadine


1 oz. sour mix


sugar to rim glass




Shake with ice and strain into a cocktail glass. Frost the rim of the glass with sugar.


COLORADO SKIES


1 oz. tequila


1 oz. blue curaçao


5 oz. grapefruit juice




Pour into a highball glass.


COMMITMENT


1 oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


1 oz. bourbon


dash Tabasco




Shake. Serve on the rocks or as a shot.


COMPADRE


1½ oz. tequila


½ tsp. maraschino liqueur


1 tsp. grenadine


2 dashes orange bitters




Shake with ice and strain into a cocktail glass.


CONFETTI DROPS


1 oz. Jose Cuervo Especial tequila


½ oz. Goldschlager




Serve chilled in a shot glass.


COOL KID


1 part Jose Cuervo tequila


1 part vodka


1 part Sprite




Serve in a tall glass with ice.


CORAZÓN DE LEÓN


1½ parts Corazón de Agave reposado tequila


½ part triple sec or Cointreau


½ part fresh lime juice


½ part sour mix


splash orange juice


splash amaretto


salt to rim glass


lime slice for garnish




Shake first five ingredients and strain into a martini glass with a salted rim. Add a splash of amaretto as a floater. Garnish with a fresh lime slice.


CORAZÓN DE PECHE


1 part Corazón tequila


1 part peach liqueur


½ part Cointreau


splash fresh lime juice




Mix and serve on the rocks.


CORAZÓN ENCANTADO


1½ parts Corazón de Agave reposado tequila


¾ part peach brandy


splash raspberry liqueur


squeeze fresh lime juice


mint sprig for garnish




Mix in a shaker and strain into a martini glass. Garnish with a mint sprig.


CORAZÓN POM-TINI


1 part Corazón tequila


1 part pomegranate juice


1 part pom liqueur


splash sweet and sour mix


CORAZÓN PUNCH


1 part Corazón reposado tequila


2 parts cranberry juice


2 parts pineapple juice




Shake and serve straight up or on the rocks.


CORAZONADA


1½ parts Corazón de Agave blanco tequila


½ part strawberry liqueur


½ part coconut cream


4 fresh strawberries (plus 1 for garnish)




Muddle fresh strawberries. Serve on the rocks and garnish with a strawberr y.


COSMOLITO


1 oz. 1800 silver tequila


½ oz. orange liqueur


2 oz. cranberry juice


½ oz. fresh lime juice


lime wedge for garnish




Shake with ice and strain into a martini glass. Garnish with a lime wedge.


COSMOQUILA


2 oz. Casa Noble tequila crystal or gold


1 oz. Cointreau


¼ oz. fresh lime juice




Shake with ice and strain into a cocktail glass.


COSMORITA


1½ oz. Buen Amigo tequila


½ oz. triple sec


½ oz. fresh lime juice


½ oz. cranberry juice


1 tbsp. agavero liqueur


lime slice for garnish




Shake or blend first four ingredients. Serve in a chilled cocktail glass. Float agavero. Garnish with a lime slice.


COSMOTEQUILA


2 oz. tequila Casa Noble gold


1 oz. Cointreau


½ oz. fresh lime juice


splash cranberry juice




Shake with ice and strain into a cocktail glass.


COUNTRY ROSE


1 oz. Tequila Rose


½ oz. Southern Comfort


½ oz. strawberry schnapps


½ oz. amaretto


3 oz. milk




Mix and pour over ice.


COWBOY KILLER


1¼ oz. tequila


¾ oz. Baileys Irish cream


½ oz. butterscotch schnapps


half-and-half to fill


cherry for garnish




Pour first three ingredients into a cocktail glass. Add ice and fill with half-and-half. Pour into a shaker, shake, and pour back into the glass. Garnish with a cherry.


COWGIRL'S PRAYER


2 oz. tequila


1 oz. fresh lime juice


lemonade to fill


lemon and lime slices for garnish




Stir into a Collins glass over ice cubes. Garnish with slices of lemon and lime.


CRAN RAZZ


2 oz. Buen Amigo tequila


2 oz. cranberry juice


1 oz. raspberry liqueur




In a shaker, mix all ingredients. Serve over rocks.


CRAZY ORGASM


1 oz. tequila


1 oz. vodka


1/3 oz. cranberry juice


1/3 oz. orange juice


pinch sugar




Stir well with ice and strain into a cocktail glass over ice.


CRIPPLE CREEK


½ oz. Buen Amigo tequila


½ oz. Benchmark bourbon


1 oz. orange juice


½ oz. Galliano




Shake first three ingredients and strain into a glass. Float Galliano.


CRYING GAME


1 oz. tequila


1/5 oz. Jack Daniel's whisky


1/5 oz. Absolut vodka


1/5 oz. Kahlua


1/5 oz. Baileys Irish cream


1 oz. rum


1/5 oz. grenadine


5 oz. tomato juice


celery stalk for garnish


green onion for garnish




Mix Jack Daniel's, Absolut vodka, and Kahlua. Heat Baileys Irish cream, tequila, and rum over medium flame. Mix all with tomato juice, and top with grenadine. Garnish with a stalk of celery and a green onion.


CUCARACHA


1 oz. tequila Casa Noble gold


½ oz. Kahlua


½ oz. Cointreau




Combine ingredients in a cocktail glass.


CUERVO AND GINGER


1½ oz. Jose Cuervo Especial tequila


3 oz. ginger ale


lime wedge




Squeeze lime wedge into a glass with ice, add Jose Cuervo Especial, and then add ginger ale. Stir well.


CUERVO CRUSH


1½ oz. Jose Cuervo gold tequila


4 oz. fresh-squeezed orange juice


lime wheel for garnish




Stir in a tall glass with crushed ice. Garnish with a lime wheel.


CUERVO GOLD MARGARITA


1½ oz. Jose Cuervo gold tequila


1 oz. triple sec


2 oz. lime juice


2 oz. sweet and sour mix


lime squeeze


lime wheel for garnish




Blend. Garnish with a lime wheel.


CUERVO MOONLIGHT MARGARITA


1½ oz. Jose Cuervo gold tequila


1 oz. blue curaçao


1 oz. lime juice


lime squeeze


salt to rim glass


lime slice for garnish




Rub rim of cocktail glass with lime rind, dip glass into salt. Blend. Garnish with a lime slice.


CUERVO ORANGE MARGARITA


1½ oz. Jose Cuervo gold tequila


½ oz. triple sec


3 oz. orange juice


½ oz. sweet and sour mix


strawberries for garnish




Blend. Garnish with strawberries.


CUERVO PEACH MARGARITA


1½ oz. Jose Cuervo gold tequila


1 oz. triple sec


1 oz. lime juice


½ cup canned peaches for garnish




Blend. Garnish with peach slices.


CUERVO RASPBERRY MARGARITA


1½ oz. Jose Cuervo gold tequila


1 oz. triple sec


1 oz. lime juice


½ cup frozen raspberries


fresh raspberries for garnish




Blend. Garnish with fresh raspberries.


CUERVO SPIKE


1½ oz. Jose Cuervo gold tequila


grapefruit juice to fill




Pour Jose Cuervo into a glass and fill with grapefruit juice. Stir and serve.


CUERVO STRAWBERRY MARGARITA


1½ oz. Jose Cuervo gold tequila


1 oz. triple sec


1 oz. lime juice


½ cup frozen strawberries


fresh strawberries for garnish




Blend. Garnish with strawberries.


DAGGER


1/3 oz. crème de cacao


1/3 oz. De Kuyper Peachtree schnapps


1/3 oz. Jose Cuervo tequila




Layer.


DAISY


2 oz. tequila


2 tsp. lemon juice


2 tsp. grenadine


2 tsp. club soda




Shake first three ingredients well with ice and strain into a glass with ice. Top with club soda.


DAKOTA


1½ oz. XXX tequila


½ oz. bourbon




Combine in a shot glass.


DANGEROUS LIAISONS


Equal parts:


XXX tequila


Tia Maria


cointreau


splash sour mix




Shake with ice and strain into a chilled cordial glass.


DARING DYLAN


2 oz. tequila


1 oz. Kahlua


4 oz. hot chocolate




Let the hot chocolate cool to room temperature. Pour all of the ingredients into an Irish coffee glass almost filled with crushed ice.


DC


1 oz. XXX tequila


1 oz. Baileys Irish cream




Pour tequila in a double shot glass, then add Baileys.


DEATH AT NIGHT


½ shot tequila


½ shot black sambuca




Layer in a shot glass and serve.


DEATH IN A BOTTLE


1 oz. tequila


1 oz. vodka


1 oz. whisky


1 oz. Bacardi Limon


3 oz. strawberry mix


2 oz. orange juice


2 oz. cranberry juice




Pour into an empty bottle. Shake well and drink.


DECEIVER


2 oz. tequila


½ oz. Galliano




Build in rocks glass with cubed ice. This one will fool you.


DESERT BERRY


1½ oz. Buen Amigo tequila


dash Chambord




Shake with ice and strain into a shot glass.


DEVIL'S BREW


1 shot tequila


½ shot De Kuyper crème de cassis


large dash lime juice


ginger ale


lime slice for garnish




Pour the first four ingredients in a hurricane glass and stir. Top with ginger ale. Garnish with a lime slice.


DIABLO


2 oz. Casa Noble reposado tequila


1/8 oz. crème de cassis


1/8 oz. fresh lime juice


1 oz. ginger ale


lime wedge for garnish




Shake in a mixing glass with ice, then strain into a glass. Garnish with a lime wedge.


DIABLO #2


2 oz. Casa Noble reposado tequila


¼ oz. crème de cassis


½ oz. fresh lime juice


ginger ale to fill


lime wedge for garnish




Build first three ingredients over ice in a Collins glass and fill with ginger ale. Garnish with a lime wedge.


DIRTY ASHTRAY


½ oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


½ oz. vodka


½ oz. pineapple juice


½ oz. grenadine


½ oz. light rum


½ oz. blue curaçao


½ oz. gin


2 oz. sweet and sour mix


lemon wedge for garnish




Shake with ice and pour into a highball glass. Garnish with a lemon wedge.


DISARITA MARGARITA


1 oz. Buen Amigo tequila


½ oz. Disaronno amaretto


3 oz. margarita mix


½ cup crushed Ice lime slice for garnish




Blend. Garnish with a lime slice.


DISTINGUISHED


1 oz. anejo tequila


½ oz. Grand Marnier


½ oz. lime juice


splash sour mix


splash orange juice


2 cherries for garnish




Shake. Add two flags (cherries). Serve in a martini glass.


DIVA


1½ oz. Oro Azul anejo tequila


½ oz. Cointreau


2 oz. fresh-squeezed lemon juice


1 oz. pear juice


1 oz. simple syrup


lime wedge for garnish




Shake well with ice until blended and pour into a Collins glass. Garnish with a lime wedge.


DJ'S DELIGHT


1¾ oz. Don Julio blanco tequila


¾ oz. melon liqueur


1 oz. pineapple juice




Pour into a rocks glass over ice and stir.


DOCTOR DAWSON


2 oz. tequila


½ oz. lemon juice


1 tsp. superfine sugar


dash bitters


3 oz. club soda




In a shaker half-filled with ice cubes, combine the tequila, lemon juice, sugar, and bitters. Shake well. Strain into a highball glass almost filled with ice cubes. Top with club soda.


DON EDUARDO BANTANGA


2 oz. Don Eduardo anejo tequila


3 oz. cola


½ oz. lime juice


lime wedge for garnish




Build over ice in a glass and serve with a salted rim. Garnish with a lime wedge.


DON JULIO CHAPALA


1¼ oz. Don Julio blanco tequila


¼ oz. triple sec


1 oz. grenadine


2 oz. orange juice


1 oz. lime juice




Shake with ice and pour into a chilled highball glass.


DON QUIXXXOTE


1 oz. XXX tequila


1 oz. Guinness stout




Serve in a tall shot glass.


DONE FOR THE NIGHT


1 oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


1 oz. vodka


1 oz. gin


4 oz. root beer


¼ oz. cream




Pour first four ingredients into a glass and mix. Top with cream.


DORALTO


1½ oz. tequila


½ oz. lemon juice


½ tsp. superfine sugar


dash bitters


4 oz. tonic water


lime wedge for garnish




Shake the first four ingredients with ice and strain into a highball glass almost filled with ice cubes. Top with tonic water and garnish with a lime wedge.


DOS LUNAS REPOSADO TEQUILA MOONRISE


2 oz. Dos Lunas reposado tequila


2 oz. orange juice


1/8 oz. grenadine


DOUBLE GOLD


¾ oz. Jose Cuervo Especial tequila


¾ oz. Goldschlager


½ oz. Galliano




Serve chilled in a shot glass.


DOWN-UNDER


¼ oz. tequila


½ oz. blue curaçao


¼ oz. rum


¼ oz. triple sec


¼ oz. vodka


1½ oz. soda water




Mix over ice in a cocktail glass.


DOWNSHIFT


2 oz. XXX tequila


2 oz. fruit punch


1 oz. lemon-lime soda


rum to top




Start with lemon-lime soda, add tequila and fruit punch. Float rum. Serve straight up or on the rocks.


DOWNSIDER


1½ oz. tequila


½ oz. crème de bananas


½ oz. Galliano


½ oz. light cream


1 tsp. lemon juice


dash bitters


1 tsp. grenadine




Shake well with ice and strain into a cocktail glass.


DR. PEPPER


1½ oz. Reserva del Señor Almendrado tequila


1½ oz. Jack Daniels


Coca-Cola


lime slice for garnish




Pour first two ingredients into a glass and fill with Coke. Add ice and garnish with a lime slice.


DRAGON SMOOCH


½ oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


½ oz. coffee liqueur




Pour coffee liqueur into a shot glass. Add tequila very slowly so that it does not mix.


DURANGO


1½ oz. tequila


2 tbsp. grapefruit juice


1 tsp. almond extract


mint sprigs for garnish


spring water to fill




Shake the first three ingredients well with ice. Strain into a large tumbler; add ice and fill with spring water. Garnish with mint.


DUVALL CRAWL


1½ oz. tequila


1 oz. melon liqueur


1½ oz. orange juice


1 tsp. grenadine


lime slice for garnish


cherry for garnish




Blender with ice until smooth slush. Pour into a chilled champagne glass. Garnish with a lime slice and a cherry.


DYNAMITE


1 oz. reposado tequila


1 oz. blanco tequila


1 oz. Clamato juice


½ tsp. Tabasco


juice of ½ lime


salt to taste


Build in a glass. Mix, add crushed ice, and salt to taste.


EARTHQUAKE


2 oz. tequila


1 tsp. grenadine


2 strawberries


1–2 dashes orange bitters


3 oz. crushed ice


lime slice for garnish


strawberry for garnish




Combine first five ingredients in a blender at high speed for fifteen seconds. Strain and serve straight up. Garnish with a lime slice and a strawberry.


EL BAñO


2 oz. Olmeca tequila


2 oz. tonic water


3 oz. orange juice


Twix bar for garnish




Mix and serve in a cocktail glass. Garnish with one Twix bar.


EL BESITO


1 oz. Dos Manos 100 percent anejo tequila


2 oz. apricot puree


½ oz. orange flavored liqueur




Serve tall in a highball glass.


EL MAYOR ALE


1½ oz. El Mayor reposado tequila


5 oz. ginger ale


lime wedge for garnish




Serve in a salt-rimmed highball glass over ice. Garnish with a lime wedge.


EL MAYOR DREAMSICLE


½ oz. El Mayor reposado tequila


½ oz. Cointreau


¾ oz. Amarula cream liqueur


1¼ oz. Arrow white crème de cacao


chocolate syrup to rim glass




Shake well with ice. Dip chilled martini glass into chocolate syrup. Strain into the chocolate rimmed chilled martini glass.


EL TORITO


1 oz. Olmeca tequila


½ oz. dark crème de cacao




Serve in an old-fashioned glass with ice. For an after-dinner variation, serve in a snifter glass with no ice.


ELDORADO


2 oz. Patron tequila


1 tbsp. honey


1½ oz. lemon juice


orange slice for garnish




Shake with ice and strain into a Collins glass over ice. Garnish with an orange slice.


ELECTRIC ICE TEA


1 oz. tequila


1½ oz. rum


1½ oz. vodka


1½ oz. gin


1 oz. triple sec


splash blue curaçao


7UP


lemon slice for garnish




Pour into a highball glass and top with 7UP. Garnish with a lemon slice.


ELECTRIC SCREWDRIVER


¾ oz. Jose Cuervo Especial tequila


¾ oz. Smirnoff Red Label vodka


2 oz. orange juice


1 oz. energy drink


orange slice for garnish




Build in a glass half-filled with ice. Garnish with an orange slice.


ELEPHANT MAN


1/3 oz. tequila


1/3 oz. Jack Daniel's whisky


1/3 oz. Bacardi 151 proof rum




Build in a shot glass, making sure to top with the Bacardi 151 proof rum.


ELIMINATOR


1½ oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


1½ oz. Wild Turkey 101


6 oz. orange soda




Mix all ingredients in tall glass. Add more orange soda to taste, if desired.


EN FUEGO


½ oz. Jose Cuervo gold tequila


½ oz. Cointreau


¼ medium sized avocado


¼ fresh lemon, squeezed


¼ fresh lime, squeezed


5 dashes Tabasco green pepper sauce


kosher salt to rim glass


Tabasco to rim glass


cilantro sprig for garnish




Blend the first six ingredients together. Mix kosher salt and Tabasco sauce and rim glass. Pour drink into glass and garnish with roasted red pepper and a sprig of cilantro.


ETERNAL FIRE STORM


2 parts Jose Cuervo tequila


1 part apple juice


2 parts Galliano


1 part strawberry juice




Mix all ingredients in a long glass and add one ice cube.


ETHNIC SUGAR


2 oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


1 oz. Cointreau


1 tsp. Kool-Aid


4 oz. Coca-Cola




Serve in a tall glass with crushed ice.


EXECUTIVE SUNRISE


1½ oz. tequila gold


4 oz. fresh orange juice


2 tsp. crème de cassis




Pour the tequila and the orange juice into a Collins glass almost filled with ice cubes. Stir well. Drop the cassis into the center of the drink.


EXORCIST


2½ oz. tequila


¾ oz. blue curaçao


¾ oz. lime juice dash Tabasco




Shake with ice and strain into a cocktail glass.


EXOTIC ERIN


1½ oz. tequila


Tuaca


2 oz. orange juice


sugar to rim glass




Shake tequila and orange juice thoroughly and pour into a sugar-rimmed martini glass. Float Tuaca on top.


EXTENDED JAIL SENTENCE


½ oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


½ oz. Southern Comfort


splash pineapple juice


½ oz. Jack Daniel's whisky




Blend with ice cubes.


FENCE JUMPER


½ oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


½ oz. rum


1 tbsp. Tabasco




Pour tequila and rum into shot glass and add Tabasco.


FINALS NIGHT


2 oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


½ oz. lemon juice


4 oz. coffee


½ oz. brown crème de cacao




Pour into a coffee mug half-filled with ice and stir well.


FIRE ALARM


1 part XXX tequila


Tabasco




Pour tequila into a chilled shot glass and top with Tabasco (the hotter the better).


FIRE & ICE


1½ oz. Corazon anejo tequila


5 dashes Tabasco Habanero Sauce


12 fresh cilantro leaves


1½ oz. fresh juice of one lime


½ cup Häagen-Dazs mango sorbet


1 oz. Marie Brizard mango passion liqueur


mango cubes for garnish


lime slices for garnish


habanero peppers for garnish




Blend with a scoop of ice until well blended. Serve in desired glassware with a brochette of mango cubes, and lime slices; add habanero peppers as a garnish.


FIRE BOMB


1 part tequila


1 part Jack Daniel's whisky


1 part vodka


Tabasco to taste


FLAMING BLUE


½ oz. XXX tequila


½ oz. peppermint schnapps


½ oz. Southern Comfort


½ oz. rum




Pour first three ingredients into a shot glass. Layer rum on top and light 5 seconds. Blow out carefully.


FLAMING DR. NO FLAME BUT HOT


1 shot gold tequila


1/8 oz. Tabasco


1 glass pilsner beer




Pour the first two ingredients into a shot glass and immediately drop it inside the beer glass. Drink immediately, all at once.


FLAMINGO-RITA


2 oz. tequila


5 strawberries


4 oz. sweet and sour mix (or to taste)




Blend with ice until frothy and pour into a tacky pink glass with a flamingo stick or straw.


FLATLINER


¾ oz. tequila


½ oz. cognac (preferably Hennessy)


½ oz. vodka


splash Tabasco




Mix first three ingredients with ice and strain into shot glass. Top with Tabasco.


FLYING COW


1 oz. tequila


1 oz. vodka


1 oz. rum


1 oz. brandy


1 oz. Kahlua


1 banana cream to taste




Blend with ice until smooth and pour into a highball glass.


FLYING SQUIRREL


1½ oz. Jose Cuervo Especial gold tequila


1 oz. triple sec


splash sweet and sour mix


dash sweetened Rose's lime juice


orange juice to fill




Pour tequila and triple sec into a highball glass one-third filled with crushed ice. Add sour mix and lime juice. Fill with orange juice and serve.


FOUR HORSEMEN


¾ oz. XXX tequila


¾ oz. Jagermeister


¾ oz. Rumpleminze


¾ oz. rum




Shake well with ice and serve in cocktail glass.


FRANCE MEETS MEXICO


1 oz. tequila


1 oz. Chartreuse




Mix both in a rocks glass.


FREDDY FUDPUCKER


2 oz. tequila


4 oz. orange juice


½ oz. Galliano




Pour the first two ingredients into a highball glass almost filled with ice cubes. Pouring slowly and carefully over the back of a teaspoon; float the Galliano on top of the drink.


FREDDY FUDPUCKER II


1 oz. Buen Amigo tequila


4 oz. orange juice


½ oz. Galliano


½ oz. Kahlua




Shake first three ingredients and serve. Layer Kahlua on top.


FRENCHI


1 oz. tequila


1 oz. Midori


1 oz. peach schnapps


passion fruit juice


pineapple wedge for garnish




Pour first three ingredients in a tall glass over ice and fill with passion fruit juice. Garnish with a pineapple wedge.


FROG IN A BLENDER


½ oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


1 tsp. sweet vermouth


½ oz. sloe gin


maraschino cherry for garnish


lime wedge for garnish




Shake well with ice and strain into a tumbler half-filled with crushed ice. Garnish with a maraschino cherry and a lime wedge.


FROGGY POTION


1 oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


1 oz. vodka


1 oz. rum


1 oz. gin


dash Coca-Cola


orange juice to fill




Pour first five ingredients into a glass with ice and fill with orange juice.


FROGSTER


1 oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


½ oz. blue curaçao


orange juice to fill




Build first two ingredients in a highball glass with ice, and finally, for that yummy green color, fill with orange juice.


FROSTBITE


2 oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


1 oz. Mountain Dew


¼ gal. lime sherbet




Blend, carefully.


FROZEN APPLE TART MARGARITA


2 oz. tequila


1 oz. sour apple liqueur


2 oz. sour mix


2–3 drops Tabasco habanero sauce


¼ tsp. sugar


1 cup ice




Blend until smooth.


FROZEN BANANA MARGARITA


1 oz. tequila


¾ oz. banana schnapps


banana


1 tsp. sugar


1/8 tsp. Tabasco habanero sauce


1 cup ice




Blend until smooth.


FROZEN CHOCOLATE BANANA MARGARITA


1½ oz. tequila


1 oz. crème de cacao


banana


1 tsp. chocolate syrup


¼ tsp. Tabasco


1 cup ice




Blend until smooth.


FROZEN GRINGO


1 oz. agavero tequila


1 oz. 1800 reposado tequila


1 oz. lime juice


1 oz. strawberry liqueur


1 cup ice cubes


1 fresh strawberry for garnish




Blend until frothy. Pour the blend into a chilled margarita glass and garnish with a fresh strawberry.


FROZEN MARGARITA WITH JALAPEñO


1½ oz. tequila


1 oz. Cointreau


4 oz. sour mix


½ oz. lemon juice


1 tbsp. Tabasco green pepper sauce


1 cup ice




Blend until smooth.


FROZEN MATADOR


2½ oz. tequila


2 oz. pineapple juice


1 tbsp. lime juice




Blend briefly with 1 cup crushed ice in an electric blender at low speed. Pour into an old-fashioned glass and garnish with a pineapple stick.


FROZEN PINA MARGARITA


1½ oz. tequila


1 oz. Cointreau


¼ tsp. Tabasco habanero sauce


6 oz. passion fruit/guava juice


2 tsp. Coco Lopez 1 cup ice




Blend until smooth.


FROZEN SUMMER MELON MARGARITA


1½ oz. tequila


½ oz. Cointreau


1 oz. Midori liqueur


½ oz. lime juice


2-3 drops of Tabasco habanero sauce


1 cup ice




Blend until smooth.


FROZEN TEQUILA SCREWDRIVER


2 oz. tequila


½ oz. Cointreau


3 oz. orange juice


orange slice for garnish




Frappé in a highball glass. Garnish with an orange slice.


FRUITS OF THE DESERT


1½ oz. gold tequila


½ oz. Cointreau


2 oz. grapefruit juice


1 tsp. caster sugar


cherry for garnish




Shake and strain into an old fashioned glass half-filled with broken ice. Garnish with a cherry, and serve.


THE FULL YARD


1 oz. tequila


½ oz. blue curaçao


2 oz. strawberry mix


2 oz. cranberry juice


lots of grenadine




Blend with ice.


FUZZY RITA


1½ oz. Buen Amigo tequila


½ oz. peach liqueur


½ oz. Cointreau


1½ oz. lime juice




Serve on the rocks.


GAIRA POP


2½ oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


1 oz. rum


1½ oz. vodka


½ oz. orange juice


½ oz. lemon juice




Mix the first three ingredients, then add the orange and lemon juice.


GARTER BELT


1 oz. Patron XO Café


1 oz. white crème de cacao


1 oz. heavy cream


finely ground espresso and chocolate for garnish




Shake first three ingredients with ice until well blended. Strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Garnish with a sprinkle of ground espresso and chocolate.


GASOLINE


1½ oz. Southern Comfort


1½ oz. tequila




Build in a lowball glass over ice.


GATES OF HELL


1½ oz. tequila


2 tsp. lemon juice


2 tsp. lime juice


1 tsp. cherry brandy




Shake the first three ingredients well with ice. Strain into an old-fashioned glass almost filled with crushed ice. Drizzle the cherry brandy over the top.


GENERATION X


1 oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


1 oz. triple sec


1 oz. blue curaçao


1 Zima


1 oz. melon liqueur


1 oz. Jim Beam


GENTLE BEN


1 oz. tequila


1 oz. vodka


1 oz. gin


orange juice to fill


orange slice for garnish


cherry for garnish




Shake and pour into a Collins glass over ice cubes. Fill with orange juice and stir. Garnish with an orange slice and a cherry.


GENTLE BULL


1½ oz. Buen Amigo tequila


1 oz. heavy cream


¾ oz. coffee liqueur


1 scoop crushed ice


whipped cream for garnish


cherry for garnish




Shake. Garnish with whipped cream and a cherry.


GEORGIA PEACH MARGARITA


1½ oz. Patron reposado tequila


½ oz. Patron Citronge


splash peach schnapps


½ cup peach sorbet


1/8 oz. lime juice


peach-flavored sugar to rim glass


fresh peach slices for garnish




Blend with a few ice cubes. Rim glass with peach-flavored sugar. Garnish with fresh peach slices.


GEORGIAN SUNRISE


¾ oz. tequila


¼ oz. peach schnapps


½ oz. strawberry liqueur


3 oz. sweet and sour mix


lime slice for garnish




Blend and serve in a highball glass. Garnish with a lime slice.


THE GIRAFFE


2 oz. tequila


½ oz. St. Germain


3 oz. grapefruit juice


2 ice cubes




Pour the first two ingredients into a tall glass, followed by the two ice cubes. Swirl the two around in the glass for a time (note: do not stir), and then add grapefruit juice.


GOLD DRIVER


2 oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


½ oz. Goldschläger


2 oz. orange juice


1 lime slice




Pour the first two ingredients into a short glass over ice. Top with orange juice. Squeeze in the juice from one lime slice.


GOLD STANDARD


2 oz. Cuervo tequila (preferably 1800 Cuervo)


1 oz. Licor 43


½ oz. curaçao


½ oz. sour mix


dash orange juice




Shake and serve in a chilled glass.


GOLDEN SHOWER


½ oz. gold tequila


½ oz. Southern Comfort


2 oz. apple juice


½ oz. Galliano


lemonade to fill




Mix first three ingredients in a mixing tin, then pour over ice in a Collins glass. Top with lemonade and float Galliano.


GRAND MARGARITA


1 oz. Buen Amigo tequila


¾ oz. Grand Marnier


fresh lime juice to taste


sugar to taste


lime wedge for garnish




Pour first two ingredients into a martini glass over ice. Fill with fresh lime juice and sugar to taste. Shake. Garnish with a lime wedge.


GRAPE APE


½ oz. tequila


4 oz. grape juice (white)


white grape for garnish




Shake with ice and pour into a highball glass over ice. Garnish with a white grape.


GRAVEYARD


½ oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


½ oz. Smirnoff vodka


½ oz. gin


½ oz. bourbon


½ oz. scotch


½ oz. triple sec


½ oz. 151 rum


Equal parts:


beer


stout




Pour first seven ingredients into a beer mug. Fill with half beer and half stout.


GREEN APPLE TEQUINI


2 oz. Casa Noble Crystal tequila (silver)


1 oz. apple schnapps


splash Midori


lime squeeze


green apple slice for garnish




Shake with ice and strain into a cocktail glass. Garnish with a slice of green apple.


GREEN ARROW


1 part gold tequila


1 oz. lemon juice


½ oz. lime juice


1 part blue curaçao


½ oz. crushed ice




Mix in a jar, then stir to obtain the green color.


GREEN DINOSAUR


1½ oz. white tequila


1½ oz. Midori


1½ oz. gin


1½ oz. vodka


1½ oz. rum


1½ oz. triple sec


3 1/3 oz. sweet and sour mix


Sprite




Pour first seven ingredients into a glass over ice, fill with Sprite, and mix.


THE GREEN HORNITO


2 limes


2 oz. Sauza reposado hornitos tequila


½ oz. Cointreau


4–5 small sprigs cilantro


1/8 tsp. Tabasco green pepper sauce


lime slice for garnish




Juice limes using a reamer and pour juice into a shaker. Add in ½a lime (to extract the essence when muddling). Add remaining ingredients. Muddle well and strain into a chilled martini glass. Garnish with a lime slice.


GREEN LIZARD


1 oz. tequila


½ oz. St. Germain


½ oz. green crème de menthe




A weaker tequila drink for the beginner tequila drinkers.


GREEN MEXICAN


1 oz. tequila


1 oz. Midori


sour mix to fill


orange slice for garnish


cherry for garnish




Pour first two ingredients into a Collins glass over ice. Fill with sour mix and garnish with an orange slice and a cherry.


GREEN THUNDER


1 oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


1 oz. vodka


6 oz. lemon juice


1/3 oz. sugar




Shake; serve in a tall glass.


GREEN ZONE


2 oz. XXX tequila


1 oz. Pisang Ambon


4 oz. orange juice


lime slice for garnish




Blend with ice and serve in a highball glass. Garnish with a lime slice.


GRIMOSA


2 oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


2 oz. orange juice


4 oz. champagne




Serve in a chilled champagne flute.


GTV


1 oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


1 oz. vodka


½ oz. gin




The ingredients are best preserved cold for this purpose. To mix, pour the ingredients into a glass. Add an ice cube, if you like.


GUADALAJARA SUNRISE


½ oz. XXX tequila


½ oz. peach schnapps


½ oz. strawberry liqueur


3 oz. sweet and sour mix


lime slice for garnish




Blend with ice and serve in a highball glass. Garnish with a lime slice.


HAIR OF THE DOG


½ oz. tequila


½ oz. Irish whisky


¼ oz. Tabasco


¼ oz. salt




Pour first three ingredients into a shot glass. Lay salt on top. Dance.


HAIRY SUNRISE


¾ oz. tequila


¾ oz. vodka


½ oz. Cointreau


3 oz. orange juice


3 dashes grenadine


lime slice for garnish




Blend first four ingredients and pour into a Collins glass. Float grenadine and garnish with a lime slice.


HARLEM MUGGER


½ oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


½ oz. vodka


3 oz. champagne


lime wedge


½ oz. Bacardi Light rum


½ oz. gin


cranberry juice




Build over ice.


HARRISON SPECIAL


2 oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


2 oz. vodka


2 oz. rum


3 oz. Cointreau


2 oz. gin


dash Coca-Cola




Pour first five ingredients into a glass over ice. Top with Coca-Cola (for color). Stir and serve.


HARSH


1½ oz. Jagermeister


1½ oz. tequila


dash Tabasco garlic sauce




Mix and serve in a shot glass.


HAWAIIAN SEDUCTION


1 oz. tequila


1 oz. vodka


1 oz. lime juice




Pour first two ingredients into a tall glass and fill with lime juice. Add ice and mix very well.


HEAD BLOWER


1 oz. tequila


1 oz. whisky


½ oz. dark rum


½ glass super strong beer


½ tsp. black pepper




Serve in a chilled beer mug.


HEADCRUSH


2 oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


whipped cream to top


½ oz. Tabasco green pepper sauce


Salt




Pour tequila into a glass, and then add Tabasco sauce carefully. Put on a top with whipped cream and add some salt.


HEAVEN


½ part tequila


1/3 part vodka


1/3 part Cointreau


1/3 part pink lemonade


Pour into a large glass over crushed ice.


HEAVEN AND EARTH


1 oz. tequila


½ oz. vodka


½ oz. white rum


¼ oz. gin


½ oz. peach schnapps




Blend with crushed ice. Serve with a soda back.


HEAVENLY BILLIONAIRE'S MARGARITA


2 oz. Gran Centenario anejo tequila


1 oz. Gran Marnier Cuvee du Cent Cinquantenaire


1½ oz. fresh-squeezed lime juice


½ orange wheel for garnish




Shake vigorously with ice and strain into a prechilled martini glass. Garnish with half an orange wheel.


HEAVENLY HIGHBALL


1½ oz. Gran Centenario Plata tequila


1½ oz. cranberry juice


3 oz. ginger ale


several mint leaves and a mint sprig


½ oz. fresh lime juice




Muddle the mint leaves with the cranberry juice in the bottom of a highball glass. Add ice. Build the rest of the ingredients and stir. Garnish with a mint sprig.


HELL MARY


1½ oz. Pecos Heat chili pepper tequila


dash bitters


dash Tabasco


dash horseradish


1 oz. Aalborg Akvavit


V-8 juice


celery stalk for garnish


lemon wedge for garnish




Pour first five ingredients into a glass, fill with V-8, and shake vigorously. Add black pepper to taste and garnish with a celery stalk and lemon wedge. Serve in a Collins glass with ice.


HIGH VOLTAGE


6 parts Jose Cuervo tequila


1 part lime juice


3 parts peach liqueur




Shake and serve in a chilled glass.


HINA BLAST


4 oz. tequila


6 oz. red wine


1 oz. Coca-Cola


3 oz. orange juice


3 tbsp. bananas (chopped)


1 cup raisins


6 oz. Dom Perignon


¼ tsp. red pepper (hot and in flakes)




Heat wine, add raisins, and boil. Mix Coca-Cola, tequila, and orange juice and add to mixture. Toss bananas with hot red pepper flakes. Pour Dom Perignon over bananas. Mix everything together and store in a glass jar. Chill overnight. Have lots of money!


HOLE IN ONE


1 part tequila


1 part scotch


1 part vodka


1 part Cointreau




Stir, then add crushed ice.


HOLLYWOOD TEA


½ oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


½ oz. vodka


½ oz. light rum


½ oz. gin


7UP




Shake first four ingredients with ice and strain into ice-filled glass. Fill with 7UP.


HONOLULU ACTION


1 part vodka


1 part grenadine


1 part blue curaçao


1 part Bacardi 151


1 part Baileys Irish cream


1 part Midori


1 part Jose Cuervo tequila


whipped cream


Li Hing powder for sprinkling




Layer ingredients in the above order, top with whipped cream, then top with a sprinkle of Li Hing powder.


HOO HOO


1½ oz. tequila


1½ oz. Midori


½ oz. grenadine


melon ball for garnish (optional)




Shake with ice and strain into a martini glass. Garnish with a small melon ball if desired.


HORSESHOE


2 oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


1 oz. Southern Comfort


8 oz. orange juice


2 dashes grenadine


1 oz. bourbon




Cover the bottom of the glass with one dash of grenadine. Pour in the tequila followed by the bourbon and finally the Southern Comfort. Flood the glass with the orange juice. Pour in the remaining grenadine.


HOT APPLE ROSE


2 oz. Tequila Rose


apple cider to fill


whipped cream for garnish




Pour tequila into a mug and fill with hot apple cider. Garnish with whipped cream.


HOT BOMB


1¾ oz. Buen Amigo tequila


¼ oz. Du Bouchett hot cinnamon schnapps


2 dashes Tabasco




Shake with ice and strain into shot glass.


HOT CHA CHA MARTINI


2 oz. 1800 tequila


1 oz. Tuaca


2 oz. fresh lemon juice


dash Tabasco habanero sauce


2 dashes Tabasco green pepper sauce


jalapeño-stuffed olives for garnish




Chill a 6 oz. martini glass and salt rim. Shake well and strain into the martini glass. Garnish with jalapeño-stuffed olives.


HOT CHOCOLATE ROSE


1½ oz. Tequila Rose


hot chocolate to fill




Pour Tequila Rose into a mug and fill with hot chocolate.


HOT KISS


1 ½ oz. Partida silver tequila


¾ oz. Berentzen apple schnapps


1 oz. unfiltered apple juice


½ oz. fresh-squeezed lime juice


½ oz. agave nectar or simple syrup


¼ oz. Tabasco


red chili pepper for garnish




Shake with ice and strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Garnish with a red chili pepper.


HOT MELONS


1½ oz. Patron silver tequila


3 oz. Red Bull Energy Drink


½ oz. melon liqueur


½ oz. fresh mango


1 maraschino cherry


8 dashes Tabasco green pepper sauce


cucumber spear for garnish




Muddle mango, cherry, and Tabasco together. Add tequila, melon liqueur, and Red Bull. Shake and strain into a chilled martini glass. Garnish with a long-ways sliced cucumber spear and skewer a peper-oncini pepper to it.


HOT PANTS


2 oz. tequila


½ oz. peppermint schnapps


1 tbsp. fresh grapefruit juice


1 tsp. superfine sugar or simple syrup


lime to rim glass


salt to rim glass


lime wedge for garnish




Rim an old-fashioned glass with lime and salt, and chill briefly. Shake with ice, then strain into a glass over ice. Garnish with a lime wedge.


HOT SHOT


1½ oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


boiling water


1 beef bouillon cube


salt and pepper




Dissolve the cube of beef bouillon in a mug of boiling water. Add the tequila and season to taste.


HOT “T”


2 oz. Tarantula reposado tequila


3 dashes Tabasco chipotle pepper sauce




Serve in a shot glass.


HOT TO TROT


½ oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


½ oz. De Kuyper Hot Damn cinnamon schnapps


dash lime juice




Rim a shooter glass with lime and salt and pour the first two ingredients in. Add a dash of lime juice and SLAM!


HOT TODDY


4 oz. XXX tequila


2 oz. apple cider


8 oz. cranberry juice cocktail


2 oz. orange liqueur




In a saucepan, heat cider and cranberry juice cocktail just until hot (do not let boil) and remove from heat. Stir in tequila and orange liqueur. Serve toddies in mugs, garnished with lime slices.


HOTTIE


2 oz. Patron tequila


1 tbsp. dark chocolate (Hershey's), melted


2 oz. milk


Tabasco habanero pepper sauce


½ oz. Grand Marnier


cherry for garnish




Shake the first four ingredients with ice and pour into a cognac glass. Or, heat the first four ingredients in the microwave and pour into a cognac glass for a warm drink. Float the Grand Marnier and garnish with a cherry.


HUEVOS BUSTER


1½ oz. Reserva del Señor Almendrado tequila


1½ oz. light rum


Coke or Diet Coke




Pour first two ingredients into a glass and fill with Coke.


HUG IT OUT MARGARITA


2 parts Sauza Commemorativo tequila


1 tbsp. fresh pomegranate juice


1 part De Kuyper triple sec


2 parts fresh-squeezed lime


juice lime slice for garnish




Shake over ice. Serve in a margarita glass and garnish with a lime slice.


HURRICANE FLINT


1 oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


2 tsp. lime juice


1 tbsp. passion fruit concentrate


1 oz. Malibu coconut rum




Shake with ice and strain into a cocktail glass.


HURRICANE LEAH


¼ oz. tequila


¼ oz. white rum


¼ oz. gin


¼ oz. vodka


¼ oz. blue curaçao


dash cherry brandy


3 oz. sour mix


3 oz. orange juice


orange wheel for garnish




Build in a parfait glass and stir. Garnish with an orange wheel.


I AM FINE


1½ oz. tequila


½ oz. white rum


8 drops Tabasco


salt and pepper


Sprite




Pour first three ingredients into a glass and top with Sprite. Add salt and pepper to taste. Mix.


ICE BET


1½ oz. tequila


¼ oz. Cointreau


dash Tabasco green pepper sauce




Serve with ice in a brandy glass.


ICEBREAKER


2 oz. Tezón tequila


2 oz. grapefruit juice


1 tbsp. grenadine


½ oz. triple sec




Mix with ice and strain into a sour glass.


IDIOT


1½ oz. tequila


1 oz. Tampico Citrus Punch




Pour into a cocktail glass and stir.


IGUANA


1½ oz. Buen Amigo tequila


¾ oz. Nikolai vodka


¾ oz. coffee liqueur




Serve on the rocks.


INCOGNITO


1 ½ oz. Jose Cuervo Clásico tequila


¾ oz. apricot brandy


3 dashes bitters


¼ oz. lime juice




Shake well with ice.


ILANA STERN ICE


3 parts tequila


1 part ice tea




Just pour, give a moment of silence as homage to the gods, and then down it and serve another.


INOCULATION SHOT


1¾ oz. Jose Cuervo gold tequila


¼ oz. blue curaçao


splash Tabasco sweet & spicy pepper sauce




Combine in a shot glass.


INVISIBLE HOMBRE


1½ parts Corazon tequila blanco


2½ parts tonic water


splash lime


lime twist for garnish




Garnish with a lime twist.


IRONMAN


1 part Jose Cuervo tequila


1 part sambuca


1 part green Chartreuse


3 parts Tabasco


1 part scotch




Mix in a shot glass.


JACKHAMMER


½ oz. tequila


½ oz. Jack Daniel's




Pour into shot glass.


JADE MONKEY


1 oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


¼ oz. lime juice


1 tsp. vanilla extract


2 oz. Kool-Aid


JALAPEñO


1 oz. Tabasco green pepper sauce


2 oz. tequila 100 percent agave blanco


1 chunk mango, peeled


½ oz. Tabasco green pepper sauce


2 oz. tequila 100 percent agave blanco


1½ oz. lime juice


1½ oz. mango juice


1 chunk mango, peeled




Shake first three ingredients with ice, strain. Add the next four ingredients, shake with ice, strain, and add mango.


JELL-O MARGARITA


4 oz. Jose Cuervo Especial gold tequila


4 oz. Finest Call margarita mix


8 oz. boiling water


1 package Jello


1 slice lime




Combine boiling water and contents of Jello package in medium sized saucepan. Stir until completely dissolved. Instead of using 1 cup cold water use 4 oz. (½cup) tequila and 4 oz. (½cup) margarita mix. Pour into a margarita glass. Garnish with a piece of lime set inside mixture. Chill until set. Makes 3 cocktails.


Note: if salt is desired, make sure to rim the glass before pouring mixture.


JELLYBEAN


splash grenadine


½ oz. sambuca


½ oz. Jose Cuervo tequila




Layer.


JELLYFISH


½ oz. tequila, white


½ oz. sambuca, white


drop Tabasco




Pour first two ingredients into a shot glass and top with 1 drop of Tabasco.


JOHAN'S SCREAM


2 oz. gold tequila


2 lime wedges


2 tsp. brown sugar


2 orange wedges


5 mint leaves




Serve on the rocks.


JOKER'S TEA


½ oz. tequila


½ oz. vodka


½ oz. rum


½ oz. Jim Beam


½ oz. blue curaçao


1/3 part sweet and sour mix


2/3 part Coca-Cola


lime wedge for garnish




Pour first five ingredients into a glass and fill with sweet and sour mix and Coke. Shake and garnish with a lime wedge.


JUKEBOX RANDY


1½ oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


½ oz. whisky




Serve as a shot.


JUMPING BEAN


1½ oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


½ oz. sambuca


3 coffee beans




Shake first two ingredients with ice and strain drink into a cocktail glass. Drop coffee beans into middle of drink, and serve.


JUNGLE SLUT


1 oz. tequila


1 oz. green Chartreuse


splash Tabasco garlic sauce




Serve straight up in a shot glass.


KANSAS CITY SLUDGE


2 oz. tequila


1 oz. vodka


1 oz. bitters


1½ oz. maple syrup




Build (in order) in a glass.


KERMIT'S REVENGE


1 oz. tequila


1 oz. vodka


1 oz. rum


1 oz. triple sec


1 oz. crème de menthe


1 oz. gin


lemonade to fill




Mix first six ingredients in a jug and fill with lemonade and ice. Serves 3.


KEY LIME TINI


1 oz. El Mayor reposado tequila


½ oz. KeKe Beach key lime liqueur


½ oz. Tuaca


½ oz. Rose's lime juice


½ oz. cream




Shake well with ice and strain into chilled martini glass.


KILL ME NOW


1 oz. tequila


1 oz. vodka


1 oz. amaretto


½ oz. 151 proof rum


½ oz. gin




Mix in a hurricane glass over crushed ice.


KNOCKOUT PUNCH


1 shot rum


1 shot tequila


8 oz. fruit punch




Serve in a very tall glass.


L.A.P.D. NIGHTSHIFT


1 part tequila


1 part grenadine


1 part blue curaçao




Layer in a shot glass.


LA BAMBA


1½ oz. tequila


½ oz. Cointreau


1 ½ oz. pineapple juice


1½ oz. orange juice


splash grenadine




Shake well with ice and strain into a cocktail glass.


LA HABANA


2 oz. XXX tequila


2 oz. apricot brandy


few drops lime juice




Pour the first two ingredients into a cocktail shaker half full with ice cubes. Add lime juice. Shake well. Strain into a martini glass over ice cubes.


LA JOLLARITA


1½ oz. Buen Amigo tequila


½ oz. Cointreau


½ oz. Chambord




Shake with ice and strain into a glass.


LA PALOMA


1½ oz. Zapopan silver tequila


½ oz. fresh lime juice


grapefruit soda (not juice)




Pour first two ingredients into a highball glass over ice and fill with grapefruit soda.


LA PALOMA SUPREMA


1½ oz. Don Julio reposado tequila


4 oz. grapefruit soda


salt to rim glass


lime wedge for garnish




Pour into a salt-rimmed, ice-filled highball glass. Garnish with a lime wedge.


LADIES NIGHT


1 oz. Patron XO Café


1 oz. Stoli vanilla


1 oz. amaretto or Frangelico


coffee beans for garnish




Shake well with ice and strain into a chilled martini glass. Garnish with coffee beans.


LAKEWATER


2 shots vodka


4 shots blueberry schnapps


2 shots Jack Daniel's


2 shots tequila


2 shots gin


Coca-Cola




Mix first five ingredients in a large pitcher and fill with Coca-Cola. Serves 4 people.


LATIN LOVER


1½ oz. tequila


¾ oz. amaretto




Pour into an old-fashioned glass and fill with ice.


LAZER BEAM


½ oz. tequila


½ oz. Southern Comfort


½ oz. vodka


½ oz. lime juice


½ oz. amaretto


1 oz. triple sec


½ oz. sloe gin


orange juice to fill (optional)




Mix first seven ingredients and pour over ice in a tall glass. Orange juice may be added to fill.


LAZY SUNDAY


2 oz. tequila


1 oz. ginger ale


2½ oz. cranberry juice


lime wedge for garnish




Serve in a tall glass with ice. Garnish with a lime wedge.


LEMONADE


1 oz. Buen Amigo tequila


1 oz. orange curaçao


1 oz. club soda


1 oz. cranberry juice


juice of ½ lemon


lemon wedge for garnish




Garnish with a lemon wedge.


LIFE IN HELL


1 oz. tequila


dash Everclear


1/3 oz. Tabasco


1 jalapeño pepper slice




Layer Tabasco and tequila in a shot glass. Drop in jalapeño. Top off with Everclear.


LIQUID VALIUM


2/3 oz. tequila


2/3 oz. amaretto


2/3 oz. triple sec


2/3 Jack Daniel's




Serve in a shooter glass.


LIZARD'S SLIME


1½ oz. Buen Amigo tequila


Midori melon liqueur to float




Pour tequila into a shot glass, and float Midori.


LOCO LEMONADE


1½ oz. tequila


1 oz. grenadine


4 oz. lemonade


½ oz. lemon juice




Build over ice and squeeze lemon juice over to top.


LOLITA


2 oz. tequila 1/3 oz. lime juice


1 tsp. honey


2 dashes Angostura bitters




Shake and strain over one or two ice cubes in a cocktail glass.


LONG BEACH


1 part tequila 1 part vodka


1 part rum


2 parts sour mix


1 part gin


cranberry juice to fill


lemon slice for garnish




Pour equal amounts of liquor to approximately half the glass. Pour sour mix to ¾point of glass. Fill with cranberry juice. Garnish with a lemon slice.


LONG ISLAND ICE TEA


¼ oz. tequila


¼ oz. gin


¼ oz. whisky


¼ oz. white rum


¼ oz. vodka


1 oz. simple syrup


splash Coca-Cola


orange juice to fill




Mix alcohol in large glass, add syrup, and fill with orange juice. Add a splash of Coca-Cola for color.


LONG WALK OFF A SHORT PIER


½ oz. tequila


½ oz. Bacardi 151 proof rum


½ oz. bourbon whisky


½ oz. vodka


½ oz. gin


½ oz. Irish whisky


½ oz. Midori


Coca-Cola




Pour first seven ingredients over ice in a highball glass. Fill with Coca-Cola.


LOS ALTOS


1 oz. Oro Azul anejo tequila


½ oz. coffee liqueur


¾ oz. hazelnut liqueur


1 oz. whipping cream flavored with green crème de menthe


LOUDMOUTH


1 oz. tequila


1 oz. Kahlua


3 oz. cranberry juice




Shake well with ice and strain into a Collins glass over ice.


LOVE IMPOSSIBLE


¼ oz. tequila


½ oz. vodka


½ oz. vermouth


¼ oz. gin


¼ oz. Kahlua


1 oz. cream




Blend and pour into a Collins glass.


LOVE POTION


1½ oz. tequila


2 tbsp. grenadine


1½ oz. triple sec


1½ oz. blackberry brandy


4 oz. lemon mix




Shake with ice. Serve over ice in a tall glass.


LOVER'S MARGARITA


1 oz. agavero tequila


1 oz. 1800 reposado tequila


splash fresh lime juice


lime wedge for garnish




Pour over ice, garnish with a lime wedge. Salt rim if you prefer. We recommend doubling the recipe and using two straws.


THE LUBRICATOR TM


1½ oz. XXX tequila


1 oz. orange liquor


juice of ½ lemon


juice of ½ lime


splash cranberry juice




Serve on the rocks or shake vigorously with cracked ice in a stainless steel shaker and strain into a broad-bowled, stemmed cocktail glass.


MACARENA


1 oz. Buen Amigo tequila


½ oz. Malibu coconut rum


3 oz. sweet and sour mix


1 oz. orange juice


1 oz. pineapple juice


splash cranberry juice


pineapple slice for garnish


orange slice for garnish


cherry for garnish




Shake and pour over ice into a 1 oz. tumbler. Garnish with a pineapple slice, an orange slice, and a cherry.


MACHISMO


1 shot agavero tequila


1 slice lime


Sugar




Coat a lime slice with sugar. After you drink the shot, lick lime with sugar.


MADRAS


1½ oz. 1800 reposado tequila


2 oz. cranberry juice


1 oz. orange juice


dash lime juice


orange slice for garnish




Shake over ice or blend. Garnish with an orange slice.


MAGIC


1 oz. tequila


1 oz. vodka


1 oz. triple sec


1 oz. Bacardi light rum


1 oz. gin


cola syrup




Mix first five ingredients over crushed ice and top with cola syrup.


MAGIC MOJO MIX


32 oz. fruit punch


1 fifth tequila


1 fifth vodka


2 oz. Kahlua


2 oz. lime juice


splash Mountain Dew




Mix in a large container. Stir until all the sugar dissolves and store in a dark cool place for seven days. Serve with Mountain Dew in the bottom half of the glass.


MALCOLM LOWRY


1 oz. mezcal


1 scoop crushed ice


¾ oz. lemon or lime juice


¾ oz. Cointreau


¾ oz. white rum




Mix with crushed ice and strain into an iced cocktail glass with a salted rim.


MALIBU WAVE


1 oz. tequila


½ oz. triple sec


1/8 oz. blue curaçao


1½ oz. sweet and sour mix


lime slice for garnish




Shake with ice and strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Garnish with a slice of lime.


MAMA CALIENTE


1½ oz. Corazon anejo tequila


4 dashes of Tabasco Chipotle Pepper Sauce


½ oz. Trader Vic's rock candy syrup


1½ oz. fresh lime juice


¾ oz. passion fruit coulis


1 oz. Cointreau




Shake well with ice and strain into a glass.


MARGAMIGO


2 oz. Buen Amigo tequila


1 oz. fresh lime juice


dash Stolichnaya orange


coarse salt to rim glass


lime juice to rim glass


lime wedge for garnish




Shake or blend and strain into a chilled cocktail glass, the rim of witch has been moistened with lime juice and dipped in salt. Garnish with a lime wedge.


MARGARITA MADRES


1¼ oz. Buen Amigo tequila


½ oz. Cointreau


1 ½ oz. sweet and sour mix


1½ oz. orange juice


1 ½ oz. cranberry juice




Blend.


MARVELOUS PEACH


1½ oz. XXX tequila


2 oz. peach juice


2 oz. pineapple juice


lime slice for garnish




Pour ingredients into a highball glass over ice. Mix and garnish with a lime slice.


MASSACRE


2 oz. tequila


1 tsp. Campari


4 oz. ginger ale




Pour the first two ingredients into a highball glass over ice and top with ginger ale. Stir well.


MAXIMUM MARTINI


1½ oz. Pepe Lopez gold tequila


splash extra dry vermouth


3 drops vanilla extract




Shake vigorously and strain into a chilled martini glass.


MAYAN


2 oz. Buen Amigo tequila


3 oz. orange juice


7UP


lime wedge for garnish




Pour first two ingredients into a glass and fill with 7UP. Garnish with a lime wedge.


MC RITA


2 oz. tequila


2 oz. Cointreau


2 oz. sweet and sour mix


2 oz. Rose's lime juice


salt to rim glass


lime wedge for garnish




Pulse with ice in a blender. Pour into a glass rimmed with salt and garnish with a lime wedge. Serves.


THE MCILHENY SWAMP RITA


1 shot tequila (Centario)


2 oz. margarita mix (South of the Border)


1 splash of triple sec


1 splash of sweet and sour mix


1 Tab energy drink


2 dashes Tabasco




Combine first four ingredients in glass with ice. Top with Tab energy drink and finish with Tabasco sauce.


MELON MARGARITA


1 oz. Two Fingers tequila


1 oz. melon liqueur


1½ oz. sweet and sour


½ oz. triple sec


lime wedge for garnish




Shake and strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Garnish with a lime wedge.


MELONELLO MARGARITA


1 oz. Two Fingers tequila


1 oz. melon liqueur


1 oz. Caravella Lemoncello


1½ oz. sweet and sour


½ oz. triple sec




Shake and strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Garnish with a lime wedge.


MENTA


2 parts Corazón reposado tequila


6-8 mint leaves


2–3 dashes bitters




Muddle mint leaves in base of shaker, then add all other ingredients. Shake with ice.


MERLIN


1¾ oz. Buen Amigo tequila


¾ oz. orange liqueur


½ oz. lime juice




Shake with ice and strain into a glass.


MESA FRESCA


1½ oz. Dos Manos 100 percent blanco tequila


fresh grapefruit juice


1 oz. fresh lime juice




Pour into a highball glass over ice.


MEXICALI ROSE


1 oz. Buen Amigo tequila


4 oz. cranberry juice cocktail


½ oz. lime juice


lime slice for garnish


MEXICAN BANANA


1 ½ oz. Buen Amigo tequila


¾ oz. crème de banana




Pour ingredients into an old-fashioned glass with ice.


MEXICAN BANSHEE


1½ oz. tequila


¾ oz. crème de banana


3 oz. cream or half-and-half




Blend all ingredients with crushed ice and strain into a large cocktail glass.


MEXICAN COFFEE


¾ oz. Two Fingers tequila


¾ oz. Kahlua


3 oz. coffee




Fill with hot coffee in heated coffee mug.


MEXICAN COOLER


1½ oz. tequila


4 oz. red wine


½ oz. grenadine


½ oz. lemon juice


7UP


red cherry for garnish


lemon wedge for garnish




Pour first four ingredients into a tall glass over ice and top with a squirt of 7UP. Garnish with a red cherry and a lemon wedge.


MEXICAN COSMO


1 oz. Agavero tequila


1 oz. vodka


splash cranberry juice


splash lime juice




In a shaker, combine all ingredients with ice. Shake until cold. Pour into a martini glass. Garnish with a lime slice. Another Cosmo but with Agavero tequila.


MEXICAN DEW


1 oz. tequila


Mountain Dew




Pour the shot of tequila into a glass over ice and fill with Mountain Dew.


MEXICAN FIREWATER


6 oz. Corona


1 oz. Campbell's tomato juice


1 oz. Absolut Peppar


¼ oz. Tabasco Chipotle Pepper Sauce


dash Worcestershire sauce


1¾ oz. 1800 tequila


¼ oz. Tabasco Habanero Sauce


salt


2 lime wedges




Pour Corona into a partially salted pint glass. In a shaker, combine the tomato juice, Absolut Peppar, Tabasco Chipotle Pepper Sauce, and Worcestershire sauce. Shake with ice and strain into the pint glass. In a 2 oz. shot glass (small enough to drop into the pint glass), combine the tequila and Tabasco Habanero Sauce. Squeeze 1 lime wedge into the shot glass. Lick the salt from the pint glass, drop the shot into the pint glass, shoot, and bite the other lime wedge.


MEXICAN FLAG


1 shot white tequila


1 shot grenadine


1 shot crème de menthe




Layer the shots in order of the colors of the Mexican flag.


MEXICAN GOLD


1½ oz. Buen Amigo tequila


¼ oz. Goldschläger


¾ oz. Galliano




Pour the first two ingredients into an old-fashioned glass over ice. Float Galliano.


MEXICAN HIGH DIVE


2 oz. tequila


1 raw oyster


drop Tabasco chipotle pepper sauce




Pour into a glass with ice.


MEXICAN HOT CHOCOLATE


4 oz. Reserva del Señor almendrado tequila


32 oz. milk


1 tablet (¾ oz.) Ibrra chocolate




Heat milk in saucepan on high until scalded. Remove from heat. Put chocolate tablet in blender and chop. Add tequila. Pour hot milk in blender and mix well. (Be careful blending hot ingredients.) Makes 4 drinks.


MEXICAN ICED TEA


1½ oz. tequila gold


3 oz. beer (Corona Extra)


lime slice for garnish




Pour tequila and beer into a lowball glass over ice. Stir gently. Garnish with a lime slice.


MEXICAN LITTLE MAN


1 oz. tequila


1 oz. gin


1 oz. amaretto


cranberry-apple juice




Mix on the rocks in a tumbler.


MEXICAN MELON BALL


1½ oz. Dos Manos reposado tequila


½ cup fresh-squeezed honey dew melon juice


½ cup fresh-squeezed orange juice


orange slice for garnish




Shake with ice and strain into a rocks glass over ice. Garnish with an orange slice.


MEXICAN MERMAID


1 oz. premium tequila, chilled


1 triangular chunk fresh pineapple, generously dusted with sparkling colored-sugar crystals


dry and fruity champagne, chilled, to fill


splash blue curaçao


long twist of lime peel, preferably spiral cut




Attach sugar-coated pineapple chunk to the rim of a champagne flute glass. Add tequila and fill with champagne. Then add the blue curaçao and a spiral of lime peel. Serve immediately. Tell guests to drop the pineapple chunk into the drink for an added splash of bubbles.


MEXICAN ROSE


1½ oz. Buen Amigo tequila


1 oz. lime juice


½ oz. grenadine (or crème de cassis)




Pour into an old-fashioned glass over ice.


MEXICAN THANKSGIVING


¾ oz. tequila


¾ oz. Wild Turkey


1 tbsp. Tabasco




Mix in a shot glass and serve.


MEXICAN WITCH


1½ oz. tequila


¾ oz. Strega




Pour into an old-fashioned glass over ice.


MEXICANA


1½ oz. tequila


1 oz. lemon juice


splash pineapple juice


splash grenadine




Shake with ice and strain into a cocktail glass.


MEXICOLA


2 oz. tequila


juice of ½ lime


Coca-Cola




Pour tequila and lime juice over ice cubes in a Collins glass. Fill with Coca-Cola and stir.


MEXXXICAN BERRY


¾ oz. XXX tequila


¾ oz. Chambord


¼ oz. triple sec


raspberry for garnish




Shake with ice and strain into a sugar-frosted Pony glass. Top with a raspberry.


MEXXXICAN FLAG


1 oz. grenadine


1 oz. crème de menthe


1 oz. XXX tequila




Layer by pouring each ingredient into a highball glass using a spoon.


MEXXXICAN SURFER


1 oz. XXX tequila


1 oz. rum


pineapple juice to fill




Pour first two ingredients into an old-fashioned glass. Fill with pineapple juice and ice, then stir.


MEXXXICANA


1½ oz. XXX tequila


1 oz. lemon juice


1 tbsp. pineapple juice


1 tsp. grenadine




Shake with ice and strain into cocktail glass.


MIDNITE MADNESS


2 oz. Oro Azul tequila


splash blackberry liqueur


splash mango puree


splash orange juice


ginger ale to top




Pour first four ingredients into a shaker and top with ginger ale. Shake and strain into martini glass.


MIRAGE


1 ½ oz. Buen Amigo tequila


1½ oz. orange juice


1½ oz. tonic water


lime wedge for garnish




Stir. Garnish with a lime wedge.


THE MISSIK


1 oz. tequila


1 oz. margarita mix


1 oz. cranberry-grape juice


1 oz. Mountain Dew




Mix in a cocktail glass.


MOCKINGBIRD


1¼ oz. Pepe Lopez gold tequila


2 tsp white crème de menthe


1 oz. fresh lime juice




Shake vigorously and strain into a chilled martini glass.


MOJITA DE CASA


1½ oz. Zapopan gold tequila


2 fresh sprigs of mint leaves


¾ oz. fresh lime juice


1 oz. simple syrup


mint sprig for garnish




Muddle mint leaves with simple syrup and lime juice in a mixing glass. Pour in Zapopan gold tequila and shake over cracked ice. Strain into a highball glass over ice. Add a splash of soda and garnish with a sprig of mint.


MONSTER ON THE BEACH


1½ oz. Buen Amigo tequila


2 oz. cranberry juice


splash lime juice


splash grenadine




Serve over ice.


MONTANA FIRE


1 oz. tequila


1 oz. peppermint schnapps


1 oz. cinnamon schnapps


½ oz. Tabasco




Stir well.


MONTEZUMA


1½ oz. tequila


1 oz. Madeira




Blend ingredients with ½cup crushed ice in an electric blender at a low speed for a short length of time. Pour in champagne flute and serve.


MOOEY AGAVE


¾ oz. El Mayor reposado tequila


¾ oz. Kahlua


¾ oz. Amarula cream liqueur


¾ oz. Arrow amaretto


chocolate syrup to rim glass




Dip chilled martini glass into chocolate syrup. Shake well with ice and strain into the chocolate-rimmed, chilled martini glass.


MOONLIGHT MARGARITA


1½ oz. Buen Amigo tequila


1 oz. blue curaçao


1 oz. fresh lime juice


½ oz. lemon juice


lime slice for garnish




Squeeze fresh lime. Rub rim of cocktail glass with lime rind, dip into salt. Blend and pour into salt-rimmed glass. Garnish with a lime slice.


MOONRAKER


2 oz. XXX tequila


4 oz. pineapple juice


1½ oz. blue curaçao




Pour first two ingredients into a rocks glass over ice. Stir well. Drop the curaçao into the center of the drink.


MOONRAKER #2


1½ oz. tequila


4 oz. pineapple juice


½ oz. blue curaçao




Serve in a tall glass.


MORNING


1 oz. Buen Amigo tequila


1 oz. pineapple juice


1 oz. orange juice


splash triple sec


grenadine to top


lime slice for garnish




Pour first four ingredients into a glass and float grenadine on top. Garnish with a lime slice.


MORNING BREEZE


1½ oz. Don Julio reposado tequila


2 oz. ginger ale


2 oz. club soda


lime wedge for garnish




Pour into a chilled highball glass over ice. Garnish with a lime wedge.


MOUNTAIN MELTER


1½ oz. Jose Cuervo Especial tequila


3 oz. hot chocolate


splash triple sec


dollop whipped cream


½ tsp. cinnamon




In a cup with hot chocolate, add Jose Cuervo Especial and triple sec. Top with whipped cream and cinnamon.


MUPPET


½ part XXX tequila


½ part 7UP




Pour into a shot glass. Hit table, holding glass, so it doesn't spill. Drink.


MUT HUT


1 oz. tequila


½ oz. Kahlua


½ oz. Godiva


½ oz. Baileys




Serve in a shot glass.


NATURAL VANILLA MARGARITA


1 part Navan vanilla liqueur


2 parts silver tequila


1 part fresh lime juice




Shake with ice. Strain into a chilled martini glass.


NEED FOR SPEED


2 oz. tequila


3 oz. Sprite




Pour into a tall glass over ice.


NEON TEQUILA MONSTER


1 oz. Buen Amigo tequila


1 oz. Burnett's vodka


3 oz. orange juice




Serve in a tall glass with ice.


NEVER A SEVEN


1 oz. tequila


2 oz. rum


1 oz. Jack Daniel's


1 oz. Goldschlager


½ oz. Tabasco




Mix.


NEW LIFE


1½ oz. Buen Amigo tequila


1 lump sugar


3 dashes Angostura bitters


lemon twist for garnish




Muddle sugar and bitters in an old-fashioned glass and fill with crushed ice. Add Buen Amigo tequila. Garnish with a lemon twist.


NICK AT NIGHT


1½ oz. Cuervo gold tequila


1½ oz. peach schnapps


2 oz. sweet and sour mix


2 oz. cranberry juice




Shake with ice and pour into a Collins glass.


NIGHT & DAY


½ part XXX tequila


½ part coffee liqueur


½ part Coca-Cola




Serve in a shot glass.


NOBLE SUNSET


1 oz. Casa Noble crystal tequila


1 oz. amaretto


1 oz. orange juice


¼ oz. grenadine


Pour first three ingredients into an iced mixing glass. Shake and strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Slowly pour grenadine into layer.


NUCLEAR SUNRISE


1 oz. tequila


1 oz. beer


1 oz. orange juice


1 oz. grenadine


Jack Daniels whisky




Serve in a tall glass.


NYMPHOMANIAC


1 oz. XXX tequila


¼ oz. peach schnapps


¼ oz. Malibu rum




Shake and strain into a rocks glass.


OLD-FASHIONED


2 oz. XXX tequila


1 tsp. sugar


5 dashes bitters


sparkling water


maraschino cherries




Combine sugar, water and bitters in the bottom of a chilled old-fashioned glass. Fill with ice and add XXX tequila. Stir well. Drop in a cherry or two.


OLD GREEN AND GOLD


1 oz. tequila 1 oz. Galliano dash blue curaçao dash Goldschläger


Serve in a shot glass.


OLD LAY


1¼ oz. XXX tequila


¾ oz. triple sec


splash lime juice


dash grenadine




Shake first three ingredients with ice and strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Top with a dash of grenadine.


ONEHOUSE


1 part tequila


1 part Malibu coconut rum




Mix, then add ice.


ORANGE ED


1 oz. tequila


1 oz. triple sec


½ oz. Bacardi Limon


½ oz. Baileys Irish cream


½ oz. Jack Daniel's whisky


½ oz. vodka


½ oz. Absolut Mandarin


½ oz. Southern Comfort


½ oz. Kahlua


4 oz. orange juice




Blend and pour over ice in a highball glass. Makes two cocktails.


ORANGE HAZE


1½ shot tequila


1 shot De Kuyper triple sec


1 shot vodka


orange juice to fill


orange slice for garnish




Shake the first three ingredients and pour into a highball glass over ice. Top with orange juice. Garnish with an orange slice.


OXBEND


1½ oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


½ oz. Southern Comfort


4 oz. orange juice


dash grenadine




Fill glass with ice, add all ingredients, and stir.


PABLITO


Equal parts:


XXX tequila


Cointreau


orange juice




Shake with ice and pour into a martini glass.


PACIFIC BREEZE


1½ oz. Oro Azul anejo tequila


juice of 1 lime


2 oz. passion fruit


lime wedge for garnish




Shake well with ice and pour into a Collins glass. Garnish with a lime wedge.


PACIFIC SUNSHINE


1½ oz. tequila


1½ oz. blue curaçao


1½ oz. sour mix


dash bitters


salt to rim glass


lemon wheel for garnish




Shake with ice and strain into a chilled parfait glass with a salted rim. Garnish with a lemon wheel.


PALOMA


2 oz. Casa Noble reposado tequila


½ oz. lime juice


fresh grapefruit juice to fill


splash tonic water




Pour first two ingredients into a cocktail glass and fill with grapefruit juice. Top with a splash of tonic water.


PANTHER


1½ oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


½ oz. sweet and sour mix




Pour into an old fashioned glass over several ice cubes. Stir well and serve. Keep ready for the Pink Panther.


PARALYZER


1½ oz. tequila


¾ oz. white crème de cacao


¾ oz. Kahlua


cream to fill




Shake first three ingredients with ice and strain into a lowball glass. Fill with cream.


PARKEROO


1 oz. tequila


3 oz. dry sherry


lemon twist for garnish


Pour into champagne flute and garnish with a lemon twist.


PASSION POTION


1 oz. agavero tequila


1 oz. 1800 anejo tequila


1 maraschino cherry




Serve in a shot glass over ice.


PASSIONATE RITA


1½ oz. tequila


1 oz. passion fruit liqueur


½ oz. lime juice




Shake, don't stir.


PATRON CITRUS CRUSH


1½ oz. Patron reposado tequila


½ oz. Patron citronge tequila


5 kumquats


¾ oz. rock candy syrup


sugarcane stick for garnish




Cut kumquats in halves and place them in a shaker tin. Add syrup and muddle for five to ten seconds. Add ice, Patron reposado tequila and Patron citronge tequila. Shake and pour (do not strain) into a double old-fashioned glass. Garnish with a sugarcane stick.


PATRON PERFECT COSMO


2 oz. Patron silver tequila


¾ oz. Patron citronge


splash cranberry juice


lime squeeze


lime wheel for garnish




Shake well with ice and strain into a martini glass. Garnish with a lime wheel.


PEACH MARGARITA


1½ oz. tequila


1 oz. peach schnapps


1 tsp. Cointreau


1 oz. lime juice or juice of half a lime


lime wedge for garnish




Shake well with ice and strain into a salt-rimmed cocktail glass. Garnish with a lime wedge.


PEPE COLA


2 oz. Pepe Lopez tequila


½ oz. lime juice


½ can cola




Mix Pepe Lopez tequila and lime juice in a tall glass with ice. Fill with cola and stir.


PEPE KAZI


1½ oz. Pepe Lopez tequila


2 oz. cranberry juice


½ oz. triple sec 1 tsp. lime juice




Shake with ice and strain into a glass.


PEPE PUNCH


1 liter chilled Pepe Lopez tequila


1 750 ml. bottle chilled champagne


2 750 ml. bottles chilled sauterne


64 oz. fresh fruit (cubes or balls)




Put all ingredients in a large punch bowl. Add ice cubes just before serving.


PENETRATOR IV


½ oz. tequila


½ oz. Kahlua


½ oz. Baileys Irish cream


½ oz. Tia Maria


½ oz. vodka


½ oz. Malibu rum


½ oz. Galliano


1/6 oz. milk




Pour the first seven ingredients over two ice cubes and add the milk. Stir.


PEPPERITA


1¼ oz. gold tequila


2/3 oz. Grand Marnier


juice of ½ lime


1 tsp. Tabasco green pepper sauce


salt to rim glass


lime slice for garnish




Rub the rim of a goblet with the cut side of a lime, then dip rim into a saucer of salt. Fill glass with ice. Pour first three ingredients into an ice-filled cocktail shaker or pitcher, and shake or stir vigorously. Strain into ice-filled glass. Shake in Tabasco green pepper sauce and stir. Garnish with a slice of lime.


PETROLEUM


1 shot Jose Cuervo tequila


dash Tabasco


dash Maggi seasoning




Serve as a shot. It looks like used motor oil, and tastes even worse.


PETTING ZOO


½ oz. tequila


½ oz. rum


½ oz. Wild Turkey


1 oz. White Horse scotch


4 oz. Gatorade




Blend with ice until ice is crushed.


PHAT CAT MARGARITA


1¼ oz. Tarantula azul tequila


½ oz. triple sec


½ oz. blue curaçao


1 oz. pineapple juice


2 oz. sweet and sour


lime wedge for garnish




Shake vigorously with ice and pour into a 14-oz. Collins glass. Garnish with a lime wedge.


PICK ME UP JOSE


½ oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


½ oz. Bacardi 151




Serve in a shot glass.


PICOSA


1 1/3 oz. tequila


2/3 oz. Cointreau


3 oz. orange juice


2 dashes Tabasco




Shake well with ice and pour into a glass.


PIMP DADDY


2 oz. tequila


1 oz. vodka


1 oz. lemon juice


cranberry juice to fill




Pour into a beer mug with ice and garnish with a lemon slice.


PINA


1½ oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


3 oz. pineapple juice


1 oz. lime juice


1 tsp. sugar syrup




Add all ingredients to a mixing glass with ice. Shake and strain into glass with ice.


PINATA


1½ oz. Buen Amigo tequila


5 oz. pineapple juice


¼ oz. club soda


fresh pineapple for garnish




Serve in a tall glass. Top with club soda. Garnish with fresh pineapple.


PINEAPPLE SUNRISE


1½ oz. white tequila


3 oz. pineapple juice


1 oz. lime juice


1 tsp. powdered sugar




Shake with ice and strain into a cocktail glass.


PINK CAD


1½ oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


1 oz. lime juice


½ oz. triple sec


½ oz. Grand Marnier


4 oz. sweet and sour mix




Pour over ice and stir.


PINK CAD WITH HAWAIIAN PLATES


1¼ oz. Don Alvaro tequila


2 oz. pineapple juice


2 oz. cranberry juice


½ oz. sweet and sour mix


lime wedge for garnish




Serve in a rocks glass. Garnish with a lime wedge.


PINK DIAMOND


1½ oz. Tequila Rose


3 oz. champagne




Mix very slowly and pour into a champagne glass.


PINK PONY


2 oz. XXX tequila


1/3 cup chilled cranberry juice


¼ cup chilled apple juice


chilled club soda or seltzer water




Pour first three ingredients into a rocks glass over ice. Top with club soda.


PINK PANTHER


1½ oz. Buen Amigo tequila


½ oz. grenadine


2 oz. cream or half-and-half




Blend with ice and strain. Pour into chilled cocktail glass.


PINK RUSSIAN


1½ oz. Tequila Rose


1 oz. Polar Ice vodka


¾ oz. white crème de cacao


1 oz. half-and-half




Mix and serve on the rocks.


PINK SPIDER


1¼ oz. Tarantula azul tequila


1 oz. pineapple juice


1 oz. pink grapefruit juice


½ oz. grenadine


lime squeezes


lime slice for garnish




Shake vigorously with ice and strain into glass with ice. Garnish with a lime slice.


PIPER


2 oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


½ oz. lemon juice


crushed ice


4 oz. black coffee


½ oz. brown crème de cacao




PISSED OFF JAPANESE MINNOW FARMER


¼ oz. tequila silver


¼ oz. vodka


¼ oz. gin


¼ oz. rum


¼ oz. Chambord raspberry liqueur


¼ oz. Midori


½ oz. sweet and sour mix




Shake vigorously with ice and strain into a highball glass over ice cubes.


PLASSE KNOCK OUT


1½ oz. tequila


1½ oz. vodka


2½ oz. peach schnapps


orange juice to fill




Mix first three ingredients in a highball glass and fill with orange juice.


PLAYER


2½ shots XXX tequila


½ glass orange juice


½ glass strawberry daiquiri




Pour ingredients into a frozen beer mug. Wait two minutes to serve cold.


POLLA


2 oz. tequila


1 oz. lemon juice


Squirt to fill


salt to taste




Gently mix first two ingredients in a tall glass. Fill with Squirt and add salt to taste.


POLLENADE


½ oz. tequila


½ oz. Drambuie


½ oz. Chambord raspberry liqueur


2 oz. lemonade




Combine the first three ingredients and shake. Serve over ice in a Collins glass. Float lemonade to top.


POMEGRANATE MARGARITA


1½ oz. Gran Centenario reposado tequila


½ oz. Cointreau


¾ oz. Grand Marnier


½ oz. Pom Wonderful pomegranate juice or a couple dozen seeds


¾ oz. fresh squeezed lime juice (half a lime)


½ oz. fresh grapefruit juice


thin lime wedge for garnish




Shake well with ice and strain into a chilled martini glass. Garnish with a thin lime wedge.


POMEGRANATE PERFECTION


1½ oz. Oro Azul anejo tequila


½ oz. apple brandy


2 oz. pomegranate juice


2 oz. fresh lemon juice


dash cinnamon


cinnamon stick for garnish




Shake well with ice and strain into a 12-oz. glass over ice. Garnish with a cinnamon stick.


PRAIRIE FIRE


1 oz. tequila


as much Tabasco as you can handle




Serve as a shot. Not for those with a weak stomach! Try it with all five Tabasco sauces—not all at once!


PRAYING MANTIS


1½ oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


1 tsp. lemon juice


2 tsp. lime juice


4 oz. Coca-Cola




Shake first three ingredients. Pour into a tall glass over ice. Fill with cola.


PRICKLY AGAVE


1½ oz. Patron silver tequila


½ oz. Patron citronge


1 oz. prickly pear puree


1½ oz. fresh sweet and sour


Malibu mango to float


lemon wheel for garnish




Shake with ice and serve straight up or on the rocks. Garnish with a lemon wheel.


PRICKLY CACTUS


2 shots Reserva del Señor almendrado tequila


Baileys Irish cream




Pour tequila into an 8 oz. tumbler glass half-filled with ice. Fill with Baileys Irish cream.


PUKE


½ oz. tequila


½ oz. Everclear


½ oz. Jack Daniel's whisky


½ oz. Jim Beam bourbon whisky


½ oz. Yukon Jack


½ oz. vodka




Shake with ice and pour into a highball glass.


PULCO


2 oz. Jose Cuervo 1800 tequila


1½ oz. lime juice


splash orange juice


½ oz. Cointreau




Serve on the rocks. Do not shake.


PURPLE GECKO


1½ oz. tequila


½ oz. blue curaçao


½ oz. red curaçao


1 oz. cranberry juice


1 oz. sour mix


½ oz. lime juice


lime wedge for garnish




Shake with ice and pour into a salt-rimmed cocktail glass. Garnish with a lime wedge.


PURPLE HAZE


½ oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


½ oz. vodka


½ oz. rum


1 oz. sour mix


½ oz. Chambord


½ oz. gin


lime wedge for garnish




Shake with ice and pour into a salt-rimmed glass. Garnish with a lime wedge.


PURPLE PANCHO


1 oz. tequila


½ oz. blue curaçao


½ oz. sloe gin


2 oz. lime juice


2 oz. sour mix


lime wedge for garnish




Shake with ice and pour into a salt-rimmed cocktail glass. Garnish with a lime wedge.


QUAALUDE


Equal parts:


XXX tequila


Baileys Irish cream


Grand Mariner




Stir over ice. Serve as a shot or on the rocks.


QUICK SILVER


1 part Jose Cuervo tequila


1 part triple sec


1 part anisette




Serve in a lowball glass.


RABID DOG


3 oz. Tequila Rose


12 dashesTabasco Green Pepper Sauce


1 cup ice


jalapeño pepper for garnish




Blend until creamy. Pour into 6 oz. margarita glass. Garnish with jalapeño pepper.


RAINBOW


1½ oz. tequila


½ oz. grenadine


1 oz. lemon juice


1 oz. pineapple juice


1 oz. orange juice


Squirt or ginger ale to top




Pour first five ingredients into a tall glass with ice. Top with Squirt or ginger ale.


RAMSEY


1 shot Jose Cuervo tequila


1 shot milk


1 shot Irish cream


1 shot coffee liqueur




Mix in a tall glass, heavy on the ice.


RASPBERRY MARGARITA


1½ oz. Buen Amigo tequila


1 oz. triple sec


1 oz. lime juice


½ cup frozen raspberries


fresh raspberries for garnish




Blend. Garnish with fresh raspberries.


RATTLER


1½ oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


2 oz. grapefruit juice


¼ oz. lime juice splash triple sec




Serve on the rocks.


RATTLESNAKE


3 parts XXX tequila


2 parts amaretto


1 part Kahlua cream to top




Layer first three ingredients in a pony or shot glass and top with cream. Or, shake first three ingredients and strain into a glass. Top with cream.


REARBUSTER


1 oz. Jose Cuervo Especial gold tequila


1 oz. Kahlua coffee liqueur


cranberry juice to fill


lemon wedge for garnish




Pour first two ingredients into a highball glass with ice. Fill with cranberry juice. Garnish with a lemon wedge and an umbrella, stir, and serve with a straw.


RED BEARD


2 oz. tequila


½ oz. sloe gin


2 oz. cranberry juice




Stir in a highball glass.


RED CACTUS


1½ oz. Buen Amigo tequila


4 oz. Oregon raspberry puree


1 ½ oz. Sunkist sweet and sour mix


½ cup ice


lime wheel for garnish




Blend. Garnish with a lime wheel.


RED FACE


1½ oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


1 tsp. cranberry liqueur


4 oz. cranberry juice


lime wedge




Serve in a tall glass.


RED HOOKER


2 parts tequila


lemon juice to taste


1 part grenadine




Pour the first two ingredients into a shot glass. Add grenadine carefully. A great sweet and sour shot.


RED HOT CHILI PEPPER


1 oz. gold tequila


4 drops Tabasco


ginger beer to fill




Pour first two ingredients into a highball glass and fill with ginger beer.


RED HOT MAMA


½ oz. tequila


½ oz. orange juice


½ oz. tomato juice




Stir with ice and strain into a shot glass for a shooter or into an old-fashioned glass with ice for a cocktail.


RED MONSTER


1/3 Buen Amigo tequila


1/3 orange juice


1/3 tomato juice




Serve in a shot glass.


REST IN PEACE


1 oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


1 oz. vodka


1 oz. Jack Daniel's


1 oz. Jim Beam




Serve over ice. Drink slowly.


ROADKILL


1 oz. Jose Cuervo tequila


1 oz. whisky


1 oz. Hot Damn cinnamon schnapps




Shake. Serve in a shot glass.


ROCKET FUEL


1 part Jose Cuervo tequila

2 parts vodka

1 part rum

1 part triple sec

1 part gin

Shake. Serve in a tall glass with crushed ice.


ROOSTER TAIL


1 shot Jose Cuervo tequila

1 shot tomato juice

1 shot orange juice

dash salt

2 splashes Tabasco sweet & spicy pepper sauce

Shake.


ROSE BUD


1½ oz. Tequila Rose

½ oz. coconut rum

Serve in a shot glass.


THE ROSE DANCER


1 oz. Tequila Rose

1 oz. silver rum

½ oz. triple sec fresh diced peaches

club soda to top

whipped cream to top

strawberry for garnish

Pour first three ingredients into a glass; top with club soda and whipped cream. Mix and serve with a strawberry on top.


ROSE PARFAIT


2 oz. Tequila Rose

1 oz. banana liqueur

2 oz. milk or heavy cream

whipped cream to top

graham cracker crumbs for sprinkling

strawberry for garnish

Blend well. Pour into a hurricane glass. Top with whipped cream and sprinkle with graham cracker crumbs. Garnish with one strawberry.


ROSITA


1½ oz. tequila

1 oz. Campari

½ oz. dry vermouth

½ oz. sweet vermouth

Pour over crushed ice and stir well.


ROSY NIPPLE

1 oz. Tequila Rose

1 oz. butterscotch schnapps

Mix.


THE ROXY


1½ oz. El Tesoro silver tequila

1½ oz. honey syrup (1 oz. honey + ½ oz. hot water)

4 strawberries

4 cilantro sprigs

3 oz. pasteurized or fresh egg white

10 shakes Tabasco

In a whipped cream canister add ¾oz. honey syrup, 3 oz. egg white, and Tabasco sauce. Put top on and keep cold. When ready, add C02 cartridge and shake well. In a mixing glass add rest of honey, 3 strawberries, and cilantro, and muddle well. Add tequila and ice, and shake well. Strain through a mesh strainer (double strain) over ice in a tall glass. Put tip of whipped cream canister into drink and fill with foam. Garnish with 4th strawberry, with a cilantro sprig stuck into its top.


RUDE COSMOPOLITAN


1 oz. Jose Cuervo Clásico tequila

½ oz. orange liqueur

1 oz. cranberry juice

splash lime juice

lime wedge for garnish

Shake with ice and pour into a glass. Garnish with a lime wedge.


RUSTY NAVEL


1 part tequila

1 part amaretto

1 part peach schnapps

Stir. Serve on the rocks.


SALSA MARGARITA


1 part tequila

1 cup ice 3 parts margarita mix

2 dashes Tabasco chipotle pepper sauce

cilantro sprig for garnish

lime slice for garnish

Blend. Garnish with a sprig of fresh cilantro and a lime slice. Salted rim optional.


SAN DIEGO STYLE


6 oz. tequila 100 percent agave

6 oz. Sprite

2 oz. Cointreau

6 oz. can frozen limeade

Blend with ice (except Sprite). Pour, top with Sprite, and drink. Serves 3.


SAN DIEGO SUNRISE


4 oz. tequila

8 oz. orange juice

2 oz. amaretto

1 tbsp. vanilla

1 cup pineapple and papaya ice cream

Blend two cups of crushed ice with the first four ingredients until slushy. Then add the ice cream and blend on medium until slushy.


SANG DE DRAGON


¾ oz. gold tequila (or white)

¾ oz. Jack Daniel's whisky

4 drops Tabasco

Mix the first two ingredients in a shot glass. Put in Tabasco.


SANGRITA


3 oz. tequila

16 oz. tomato juice

8 oz. orange juice

2 oz. lime juice

2 tsp. hot sauce

2 tsp. minced onion

2 tsp. Worcestershire sauce


SANGRITA CHASER


3 oz. tequila

8 oz. freshly squeezed orange juice

2–4 oz. fresh lime juice

1 tbsp. grenadine syrup

1 tbsp. salt

¼ tbsp. chile piquín, or to taste

Blend. Serve in a large punch bowl.


SANTA FE MAGGIE


1¼ oz. Buen Amigo tequila

½ oz. triple sec

2 oz. sweet and sour mix

2 oz. cranberry juice

lime wedge for garnish

Garnish with lime wedge dropped into glass.


SANTA MARIA


1 oz. gold tequila

1 oz. Captain Morgan's spiced rum

dash sweet vermouth

orange slice for garnish

Shake gently with ice and strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Garnish with an orange slice.


SAUVE


1½ oz. gold tequila

dash Pernod licorice liqueur

1 oz. pineapple juice

1 oz. Sunny Delight orange juice

1 tbsp. orgeat syrup

Shake ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice. Strain into glass.


SCHWAB A WABBA


½ oz. tequila

½ oz. blue curaçao

½ oz. vodka

½ oz. peach schnapps

4 oz. lemonade

3 oz. orange juice

3 oz. white rum, or to taste (optional)

Mix well.


SCORPION'S STING


½ oz. tequila

½ oz. rum

splash of Tabasco chipotle pepper sauce

Serve in a shot glass.


SCRATCH AND SNIFF


1½ oz. Jose Cuervo tequila

2 oz. orange juice

2 oz. pineapple juice

½ oz. Chambord

Shake. Serve in a tall glass with ice.


SCREAMER


¼ oz. Jose Cuervo tequila

¼ oz. vodka

¼ oz. rum

¼ oz. triple sec

¼ oz. gin

Shake and strain into a shot glass. Shoot.


SCUBA JUICE


2 oz. tequila

1 oz. orange juice

1 oz. lemon juice

1 oz. cranberry juice

1 oz. grapefruit juice

lemon twist for garnish

lime wheel for garnish

orange wheel for garnish

cherry for garnish

Shake and serve in a tall glass with two straws. Garnish with a lemon twist, a lime wheel, an orange wheel, and a cherry.


SEEGER'S MORMON KILLER


2 oz. Jamaica rum 1 oz. mezcal

1 oz. whisky (151 Proof)

2 oz. Dr. Pepper

Pour into a Collins glass.


SEXXX IN RIO


2 oz. XXX tequila

1 tangerine, peeled and cut into wedges

2 tsp. caster sugar

juice of ½ lime

Place the sugar in an old-fashioned glass or tumbler and add the lime. With a muddler or the back of a spoon, break down the tangerine so that its juice is absorbed by the sugar. Add the crushed ice, and then stir in XXX tequila and lime juice.


SEXXX ON THE BEACH


1 oz. XXX tequila

¾ oz. each: Chambord & peach schnapps

splashes of pineapple, orange, and cranberry juices

Shake with ice and serve in a Collins glass or decorative glass.


SEXXXY BEAST


1 oz. XXX tequila

1 oz. Goldschlager

1 oz. Jagermeister

Pour XXX tequila into a glass, then Jagermeister. Top with Goldschlager.


SEXY LEMONADE


½ oz. 1800 reposado tequila

1 oz. triple sec

½ oz. 7UP

sweet and sour mix to fill

lemon slice

Pour first three ingredients into an ice-filled highball glass. Fill with sweet and sour and add sugar. Drop in a slice of lemon and stir well.


SHADY LADY


1 oz. XXX tequila

1 oz. melon liqueur

4 oz. grapefruit juice

lime slice for garnish

Pour into a highball glass over ice and stir. Garnish with a slice of lime.


SHAG PILE


2 oz. tequila

1 oz. rum

1 oz. vodka

beer

Shake 2 oz. tequila with ice. Add vodka and rum, shake. Add this to a glass of beer. Then pour in the remaining tequila over the back of a spoon.


SHAKER


1½ oz. tequila

3 oz. pineapple juice

½ oz. lemon juice or lemonade

½ tsp. grenadine

Shake well with ice and strain into a cocktail glass.


SHANDY


1¼ oz. Buen Amigo tequila

splash Tabasco Garlic Sauce

7 oz. draft beer

Serve in a chilled mug.


SHARK


1½ oz. tequila

1 oz. vodka

dash Tabasco

Serve in a shot glass.


SHARK ATTACK


1½ oz. tequila

½ oz. sloe gin

½ oz. Cointreau

sugar to rim glass

Shake and strain. Serve as a shot with sugared rim.


SIDE OUT


1 ½ oz. Buen Amigo tequila

1 oz. triple sec

2 oz. cranberry juice

1½ oz. lime juice.

Blend with ice.


SIESTA


1½ oz. Buen Amigo tequila

¾ oz. lime juice

½ oz. sloe gin

Blend or shake with ice and strain. Pour into a chilled cocktail glass.


SILK PANTY RAID


1 oz. each:

XXX tequila

peach schnapps

cranberry juice

Stir with ice and serve in a chilled cocktail glass.


SILK STOCKINGS


1½ oz. XXX tequila

1 oz. crème de cacao

1½ oz. cream

dash grenadine

cinnamon for sprinkling

Shake with crushed ice. Strain into a cocktail glass and sprinkle cinnamon on top.


SILVER BLAZE


1 oz. Sauza tequila (blanco)

½ oz. Beefeater dry gin

½ oz. white crème de menthe

½ oz. apricot brandy

2 oz. light cream

drop grenadine

lemon juice

mint sprig for garnish

Shake over ice then strain into a well-chilled martini glass. Garnish with a sprig of mint.


SILVER DEVIL


1 oz. tequila


1 oz. peppermint schnapps




Layer in a shot glass.


SIXTY-9


1 oz. reposado tequila

½ oz. peach vodka

splash cranberry juice

splash pineapple juice

splash sour mix

orange slice for garnish

Shake over ice and serve in a rocks glass straight up. Garnish with an orange slice.


SLEEPER


1 oz. tequila

1 oz. Galliano

1 oz. Kahlua cola

Shake with ice and strain into a highball glass with crushed ice. Top with cola.


SLOE TEQUILA


1 oz. tequila

½ oz. sloe gin

1 tbsp. lime juice

cucumber peel for garnish

Blend with ½ cup of ice at low speed and pour into an old-fashioned glass. Garnish with a twist of cucumber peel.


SLOW AND STEADY


1 oz. tequila

1 pint of beer

pinch salt (plus more to rim glass)

juice of ½ lemon

Add tequila, salt, and lemon juice to the beer and shake well. Rim the mug with salt and serve.


SLOW BUZZ


1 part tequila

1 part passion fruit liqueur or Chambord

1 part peach schnapps

Mix and add ice. Add club soda if you want a slower buzz.


SLOW COMFORTABLE SCREW UP AGAINST THE WALL MEXICAN STYLE


½ oz. Sauza tequila

½ oz. sloe gin

½ oz. Southern Comfort

½ oz. Galliano orange juice to fill

Build in a highball glass and fill with orange juice.


SMOKEY CINNAMON APPLE MARGARITA


1 oz. tequila

2 oz. apple juice

½ oz. cinnamon schnapps

Tabasco chipotle pepper sauce

Shake well with ice and pour into a chilled cocktail glass.


SMOKEY MARGARITA


2 oz. tequila

1 oz. triple sec

1 oz. fresh lime juice

¾ tsp. simple syrup

½ oz. mescal

Shake first four ingredients and pour into a rocks glass over ice. Float mezcal to top.


SMOOTH CASA NOBLE


2 oz. Casa Noble reposado tequila

Put two ice cubes in an old fashioned glass and add the tequila slowly. Turn gently for five to ten seconds and serve.


SNAKE BITE


1 part tequila

1 part Jack Daniel's whisky

An excellent drink, but like the name, it has a bite!


SNAKE IN THE GRASS


2 oz. tequila

40 oz. King Kobra or a malt beverage

2 tbsp. sugar

2 tbsp. honey

Drink half of the 40 oz. then pour the remaining ingredients into the bottle. Shake with ice and drink quickly.


SOUTH OF THE BORDER


1 oz. tequila

¾ oz. coffee brandy

½ oz. vodka

juice of ½ lime

lime slice for garnish

Shake with ice and strain into a sour glass. Garnish with a lime slice.


SOUTH OF THE BORDER #2


4 oz. Tabasco Bloody Mary Mix, original or extra spicy

1½ oz. tequila

¼ tsp. lime juice

bell pepper stick for garnish

Shake and pour into a salt-rimmed glass over ice. Garnish with a bell pepper stick.


SPANISH FLY


1 oz. tequila

1 oz. Cuarenta Y Tres

dash cinnamon for garnish

Build in a lowball glass. Garnish with cinnamon.


SPANISH MOSS


1 oz. tequila

1 oz. coffee liqueur

1 oz. crème de menthe

Stir with ice and strain into a glass.


SPARKLE


3 oz. tequila

½ bottle Jones soda (your favorite flavor)

2 oz. Sprite

Blend tequila with crushed ice. Pour into a tall glass and fill with soda and Sprite.


SPICE OF LIFE


1 oz. tequila

3 cherry tomatoes

5 mint leaves

½ oz. vanilla gomme

dash lime juice

3 drops Tabasco

Muddle cherry tomatoes with mint leaves, lime juice, and vanilla gomme. Add tequila and Tabasco. Shake well with ice and strain into a glass.


SPICED SANGRIA SUNRISE


2 oz. tequila

1½ oz. orange juice

2 tbsp. grenadine

4 oz. lime juice

2 oz. Tabasco chipotle pepper sauce

16 oz. wine, red

8 oz. simple syrup

pinch salt

1 cup crushed ice

Blend. Depending on the size of the blender, you may have to split ingredients in ½and blend ½at a time. Blend about 1 minute, pour into a pitcher and chill.


SPIDER BITE


1½ oz. Tarantula

Azul tequila energy drink (Red Bull)

Serve in a 14-oz. glass over ice.


SPIKE


1½ oz. Buen Amigo tequila

3 oz. ruby red grapefruit juice

dash bitters

orange wheel for garnish

Stir. Garnish with an orange wedge.


SSAB DREAM


2 oz. tequila

½ oz. apricot brandy

2 oz. cream

7UP

Shake first three ingredients with ice and strain into a cocktail glass. Fill with 7UP.


STINGER TEQUILA


2 parts XXX tequila

2 parts white crème de menthe

Shake well with ice and strain into a chilled martini glass.


STRAWBERRY BLOND


1 oz. Tequila Rose

½ oz. triple sec

½ oz. banana liqueur

¼ oz. spiced rum

1 oz. strawberry mix

orange slice, cherry, or strawberry for garnish

Add ice, blend until frozen. Garnish with an orange slice, cherry, or strawberr y.


STRAWBERRY KISS


1 oz. Tequila Rose

½ oz. white rum

1 oz. chocolate liqueur

1 oz. half-and-half

Shake with ice and strain into a martini glass.


STRAWBERRY MARGARITA


1 oz. tequila

½ oz. Cointreau

½ oz. strawberry schnapps

1 oz. lemon or lime juice

1 oz. fresh or frozen strawberries

salt to rim glass

Shake well with ice and strain into a salt-rimmed glass.


STRAWBERRY S'MORE


1¼ oz. Tequila Rose

½ oz. McCormick vanilla vodka

¼ oz. butterscotch schnapps

hot chocolate to fill

jumbo marshmallows

chocolate syrup

Build first three ingredients in a glass or mug. Fill with hot chocolate. Float two jumbo marshmallows. Drizzle chocolate syrup on top.


STRAWBERRY SPLIT


½ oz. Tequila Rose

½ oz. Tequila Rose strawberry liqueur

½ oz. coffee liqueur

Layer in a shot glass.


STRAWBERRY TRUFFLE


1 oz. Tequila Rose cocoa

1 oz. Tequila Rose strawberry liqueur

½ oz. half-and-half

Pour into a highball glass with ice in the order listed. Garnish with a chocolate-dipped strawberry and serve.


SUBMARINE


1 shot XXX tequila

beer to fill

Fill a shot glass with XXX tequila. Very slowly put the shot upside down inside a beer mug, making sure the tequila stays inside the shot glass. Slowly fill the mug with beer. Try not to mix the tequila with the beer. Drink it all in one shot.


SUMMER'S STRAWBERRY ROSE


2 oz. Tequila Rose

1½ oz. Bacardi white rum

2 oz. strawberry mix

Blend with ice until consistency is smooth and creamy.


SUNBURN


1 oz. tequila

1 oz. Cointreau

cranberry juice to fill

Pour into a Collins glass with ice and enjoy.


SWASHBUCKLER


1¼ oz. Cuervo gold tequila

¾ oz. Grand Marnier

4 oz. sweet and sour mix

Hawaiian fruit punch

Pour the first three ingredients into a 16-oz. glass over ice. Top with Hawaiian fruit punch.


SWEET CASA NOBLE


1 oz. Casa Noble gold tequila

peach juice

splash grenadine

lime slice for garnish

Pour tequila into a Collins glass over ice and top with peach juice. Add the grenadine and garnish with a slice of lime.


SWEET CHARITY


1½ oz. Gran Centenario Plata tequila

¾ oz. fresh-squeezed grapefruit juice

¾oz. fresh-squeezed orange juice

½ oz. crème de cassis

juice of ½ lemon wedge

frozen melon ball (honeydew or musk) for garnish

Prepare melon balls and freeze overnight. Shake all liquid ingredients well with ice and strain into a chilled martini glass. Garnish with frozen melon ball. Alternatively garnish with an orange peel flamed over the top.


SWEET ESTELLE


1 oz. tequila

1 oz. Kahlua

milk to fill

Pour first two ingredients into a glass over ice and fill with milk.


SWEET SEXXX


2 oz. XXX tequila

2 oz. crème de cacao

1 can evaporated milk

1 part grenadine

cinnamon for sprinkling

Blend first four ingredients with ice at medium speed until smooth. Pour into a chilled tumbler. Sprinkle cinnamon on top.


SWEET SOUTHERN TEA


1½ oz. tequila

1½ oz. vodka

1½ oz. gin

1½ oz. rum

1½ oz. triple sec

1½ oz. sour mix

splash amaretto

Shake with ice. Serve in a tall glass.


TBT


2 shots De Kuyper triple sec

1 shot De Kuyper crème de bananes

1 shot tequila

Layer the ingredients carefully in a shot glass using the order listed above.


T.K.O.


Equal parts:

XXX tequila

Kahlua

ouzo

lime juice to top

Shake tequila and cream. Strain into a glass over crushed ice. Top with layer of lime juice.


TLC


2 oz. Tarantula reposado tequila

½ oz. cream

½ oz. lime juice

Shake first two ingredients. Strain into a glass over crushed ice and top with a layer of lime juice.


TNP


2 shots tequila

1 shot Noilly Prat dry

large dash De Kuyper grenadine

cherry for garnish

Shake and serve in a cocktail glass. Garnish with a cherry.


TNT


1½ oz. Tarantula Plata tequila

4 oz. tonic water

splash lime juice

lime slice for garnish

Pour first two ingredients into a 10 oz. footed highball glass over ½cup ice. Mix in lime juice and garnish with a lime slice.


TVR


1 oz. tequila

1 oz. vodka

1 can Red Bull Energy Drink

Stir over ice in a tall glass.


TABASCO DIABLO


1 oz. gold tequila

½ oz. blue curaçao

2 oz. lime juice

Tabasco habanero pepper sauce to rim glass

rock salt to rim glass

lime wedge for garnish

Blend with ice and serve in cocktail glass rimmed with Tabasco habanero pepper sauce and rock salt. Garnish with a lime wedge.


THE TALL COCKTAIL


2 oz. Tarantula reposado tequila

½ oz. lemonade

squirt of lime

Serve in a tall glass with ice.


TARANTULA BITE


1½ oz. Tarantula Azul tequila

½ oz. triple sec

½ oz. fresh lime juice

3 oz. sweet and sour

splash grenadine

lime wedge for garnish

Shake first four ingredients vigorously with ice and pour into a 14-oz. Collins glass. Top with a splash, about 1/8oz., of grenadine and garnish with a lime wedge.


TARANTULA CACTUS COOLER


1½ oz. Tarantula Plata tequila

½ oz. peppermint schnapps

club soda

lime wheel for garnish

Pour Tarantula Plata and club soda into a tall glass over ice. Top with peppermint schnapps. Garnish with a lime wheel.


TARANTULA CARAMBA!


1½ oz. Tarantula reposado tequila

3 oz. grapefruit juice

1 tbsp. sugar

club soda to fill

Shake first three ingredients with well-cracked ice. Fill with club soda and serve in a highball glass.


TARANTULA CRANDADDY


1 oz. Tarantula Plata tequila

1 oz. triple sec

3 oz. cranberry juice

Stir in a large glass over ice.


TARANTULA SLAMMER


1½ oz. Tarantula reposado tequila

½ oz. St. Germain

2 oz. Sprite


TARANTULA STINGER


2 oz. Tarantula Plata tequila

¼ oz. crème de menthe (green liqueur)

Shake. Serve straight up or on the rocks.


TAROPOLITAN


1 oz. Tarantula reposado tequila

3 oz. cranberry juice

splash lime juice

Shake and pour into a chilled martini glass.


THE TEEF


2 oz. tequila (or to taste)

½ oz. St. Germain

squeeze lemon

Pepsi-Cola

Pour first three ingredients into a highball glass over ice and fill with Pepsi-Cola.


TEQ AND TEA


1½ oz. tequila

6 oz. iced tea (sweetened)

Mix over ice.


TEQUILA O'NEIL


1½ oz. Tarantula reposado tequila

¼ oz. orange juice

1/8 oz. club soda

Serve in a shot glass and slam.


TEQUILA AMIGO


1 oz. Jose Cuervo Especial tequila

1 oz. Godiva cappuccino liqueur

1 oz. heavy cream

Layer in a shot glass.


TEQUILA BREEZE


1½ oz. Jose Cuervo Especial tequila

3 oz. pink grapefruit juice

splash club soda

lime wedge for garnish

Shake first two ingredients well with ice and strain into a glass with ice. Top with club soda. Garnish with a lime wedge.


TEQUILA CANYON


1½ oz. tequila

¼ oz. triple sec

3 oz. cranberry juice

½ oz. pineapple juice

½ oz. orange juice

Pour into a glass over ice and stir.


TEQUILA COFFEE POPPER


¼ oz. tequila

¼ oz. Kahlua

7UP

Pour first two ingredients into a rocks glass and fill with 7UP. Cover glass with napkin, hold glass by rim, drop on counter and drink immediately.


TEQUILA DAISY


1½ oz. tequila

2 tsp. lemon juice

¼ oz. raspberry syrup

dash Grand Marnier

fresh fruit for garnish

mint sprig for garnish

Shake first three ingredients well (without ice). Pour into a cocktail glass with shaved ice. Stir with a spoon. Float Grand Marnier on top. Garnish with fruits and a sprig of mint.


TEQUILA FIRE “33”


3 oz. tequila

3 drops Tabasco

club soda to fill

Stir first two ingredients in a highball glass and add club soda to put out the fire.


TEQUILA FIZZ


2 oz. tequila

1 tbsp. lemon juice

¾ oz. grenadine

½ oz. lime juice

ginger ale to fill

Shake first four ingredients with ice and strain into a Collins glass over ice cubes. Fill with ginger ale and stir.


TEQUILA FROST


1¼ oz. tequila

1¼ oz. pineapple juice

1¼ oz. grapefruit juice

½ oz. honey

½ oz. grenadine

2 oz. vanilla ice cream

orange slice for garnish

cherry for garnish

Blend until smooth and pour into a parfait glass. Garnish with an orange slice and a cherry.


TEQUILA JULEP


1¼ oz. Buen Amigo tequila

 tsp. superfine sugar

2 sprigs fresh mint

club soda to top

Crush 3 mint leaves with sugar in a chilled highball glass and fill with ice. Add Buen Amigo tequila and top with club soda. Garnish with a sprig of mint.


TEQUILA MANHATTAN


2 oz. tequila

1 oz. sweet vermouth

splash lime juice

orange slice for garnish

cherry for garnish

Shake with ice and strain into an old-fashioned glass over ice cubes. Garnish with a slice of orange and a cherry.


TEQUILA MATADOR


1½ oz. Oro Azul blanco tequila

3 oz. pineapple juice

juice of ½ lime

Shake all ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice. Strain into a champagne flute and serve.


TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD


1½ oz. tequila

1 oz. white crème de menthe

1 oz. lime juice or juice of half a lime

Shake well with ice and strain into a cocktail glass.


TEQUILA MOJITO


1½ oz. Oro Azul blanco tequila

3 oz. fresh lime juice

2 sugar cubes

1–2 fresh basil leaves

Grind the basil leaves and sugar cubes in a cocktail shaker. Add tequila and lime juice, shake until blended, and pour into a Collins glass with ice.


TEQUILA OLD-FASHIONED


1½ oz. tequila

1 splash of carbonated water

½ tsp. sugar

dash bitters

pineapple stick for garnish

Mix sugar, bitters, and 1 tsp. water in an old-fashioned glass. Add tequila, ice cubes and carbonated water. Garnish with a stick of pineapple.


TEQUILA PAINKILLER


1 oz. Jose Cuervo Especial tequila

1 oz. Smirnoff Red Label vodka

1 oz. light rum

2 oz. pineapple juice

1 oz. orange juice

½ oz. cream of coconut

pineapple slice for garnish

Blend until smooth and pour into a glass over ice. Garnish with a slice of pineapple.


TEQUILA PARALYZER


1 oz. tequila

1 oz. Kahlua

splash milk

cream to taste

Build first three ingredients in a highball glass and add cream to taste. Fill with Coca-Cola.


TEQUILA PINK


1½ oz. tequila

1 oz. dry vermouth

dash grenadine

Shake with ice. Serve in a cocktail glass.


TEQUILA ROSIE


6 oz. tequila

9 oz. half-and-half or cream

2 oz. strawberry syrup (preferably Hershey's strawberry syrup)

Mix well and pour into a 25 oz. bottle. Drink will keep up to two weeks in the refrigerator.


TEQUILA SMOOTHEE


1½ oz. Cuervo gold tequila

½ oz. Grand Marnier

¾ oz. blue curaçao

½ banana

1½ oz. strawberry mix

lime wedge for garnish

Blend and pour into a sugar-rimmed glass. Garnish with a wedge of lime.


TEQUILA SOUR


1½ oz. tequila

2 oz. lemon juice

1 tsp. sugar

red cherry for garnish

Blend with crushed ice and strain into a sour glass. Garnish with a red cherry. Use anejo for a better taste.


TEQUILA SUNRISE


2 oz. ice-cold tequila

4 oz. orange juice

¼ oz. grenadine (or less if you prefer)

Pour orange juice into a highball glass and then pour in the ice-cold tequila slowly, tilting the glass to get a layered effect. Trickle grenadine on top. This should result in a perfect sunrise. Garnish with a stirrer, straw and cherry-orange. Instead of ice-cold tequila you can use ice cubes.


TEQUILA SUNSET


1 part ice-cold tequila

2 parts grapefruit juice

1 part grenadine

grapefruit slice or cherry for garnish

Pour grapefruit juice into a highball glass and then pour in the ice-cold tequila slowly, tilting the glass for a layered effect. Trickle grenadine on top. This should result in a perfect sunset. Garnish with a stirrer, straw, and grapefruit slice or cherry. Instead of ice-cold tequila you can use ice cubes.


TEQUILA TEASER


1 ½ oz. Buen Amigo tequila

½ oz. triple sec

1½ oz. orange juice

½ oz. grapefruit juice

Pour into tall glass over ice.


TEQUILIBRIO


1 oz. Reserva del Señor almendrado tequila


1 oz. Reserva del Señor silver tequila

1 oz. orange juice

1 oz. lemon juice

1 oz. grapefruit

pineapple slice for garnish

Serve in a tall glass. Garnish with a pineapple slice.


TEQUILINI (ORIGINAL)


2 oz. Casa Noble tequila crystal or gold

Few drops dry vermouth

¼ oz. fresh lime juice

Shake with ice and strain into a cocktail glass.


TEQUINI


1½ oz. premium silver tequila

½ oz. dry vermouth

me twist or jalapeño-stuffed olive for garnish

A premium tequila will give any vodka or gin competition in this upscale Mexican martini. Briefly stir tequila and vermouth over cracked ice in a mixing glass until chilled. Strain ice and pour immediately into a chilled 3-oz. martini glass. Garnish with a twist of lime peel or a jalapeño-stuffed olive.


TEQUONIC


2 oz. tequila

juice of ½ lemon

tonic water to fill

Pour tequila into an old-fashioned glass and add lemon juice. Fill with tonic water and stir.


TEXAS


1 oz. Dos Manos 100 percent reposado tequila


½ oz. Gvori vodka or Brokers gin


jalapeño-stuffed olive for garnish




Shake with ice and strain into a martini glass. Garnish with a jalapeño-stuffed olive.


TEXAS TEA


½ oz. tequila

½ oz. vodka

½ oz. gin

½ oz. light rum

1 oz. pineapple juice

1 oz. Sprite

3 drops Tabasco

½ pineapple wheel for garnish

Pour into a 12-oz. highball glass packed with ice. Garnish with ½ pineapple wheel.


TEZÓN BAJA GOLD


1 oz. Tezón blanco tequila

½ oz. fresh lime juice

½ oz. simple syrup

Mexican beer

pinch salt

lime peel for garnish

Mix first three ingredients with ice and strain into a 14-oz. glass. Top with Mexican beer and add a pinch of salt. Garnish with a lime peel.


TEZÓN MARGARITA


1½ oz. Tezón reposado tequila

1 oz. Cointreau orange liqueur

1 oz. fresh lime juice

lime slice for garnish

Shake well with ice and strain into a chilled cocktail glass with a salted rim. Garnish with a lime slice. Yet another margarita, different tequila.


TEZÓN PALOMA


1½ oz. Tezón blanco tequila

½ oz. lime juice

grapefruit juice or Squirt to fill

Mix first two ingredients and pour into a tall glass over ice. Fill with grapefruit juice or Squirt.


THREE BUFFALOES


1 oz. tequila

1 oz. rum

1 oz. whisky

Mix over ice in a lowball glass.


TIJUANA TAXI


2 oz. gold tequila

1 oz. blue curaçao

1 oz. tropical fruit schnapps

lemon-lime soda

orange slice for garnish

cherry for garnish

Build first three ingredients in a highball glass and fill with lemon-lime soda. Garnish with an orange slice and a cherry.


TIJUANA TEA


¾ oz. Don Alvaro tequila

¾ Buen Amigo tequila

½ oz. triple sec

1 oz. sweet and sour mix

3 oz. Coca-Cola

lime slice for garnish

cherry for garnish

Stir. Garnish with a lime slice and a cherry.


TINGLER


1 oz. tequila (silver or white)

Tabasco salt (recipe follows)

¾ oz. Limoncello

¾ oz. Orangecello

½ oz. fresh lime juice

1 oz. simple syrup

lime slice for garnish

For the Tabasco salt: Mix 1 cup of kosher salt with 1 tbsp. Tabasco. Spread out on a plate and let dry overnight. Alternatively, spread on a baking sheet and bake for 10 minutes at 225 degrees. The salt should be free-running. Rim a martini glass with Tabasco salt.

Take with ice and pour into a rimmed martini glass. Garnish with a lime slice.


TOMAHAWK


1 oz. tequila

1 oz. De Kuyper orange/orange liqueur

2 oz. pineapple juice

2 oz. cranberry juice

pineapple slice for garnish

Shake with cubed ice and strain. Garnish with a pineapple slice.


TOP SHELF LONG ISLAND


¼ oz. Cîroc vodka

¼ oz. Don Julio blanco tequila

¼ oz. Captain Morgan's original spiced rum

¼ oz. Tanqueray London dry gin

¼ oz. Grand Marnier

splash sweet and sour mix

1 oz. cola

Shake with ice and pour into a tall glass.


TOREADOR


1½ oz. tequila

½ oz. crème de cacao

1½ oz. light cream

whipped cream for garnish

cocoa for sprinkling

Shake with ice and strain into a cocktail glass. Garnish with whipped cream and a sprinkle of cocoa.


TRAFFIC LIGHT COOLER


¾ oz. melon liqueur (green)

1 oz. gold tequila (green) splash sour mix (yellow)

2 oz. orange juice (yellow)

½ oz. sloe gin (red)

cherry for garnish

lemon and lime slices for garnish

Layer in a cordial glass. Garnish with a cherry and lemon and lime slices.


TROJAN BOMBER


1 oz. Jose Cuervo tequila

1 oz. Crown Royal

1 can 7UP

juice of ½ lemon

Tabasco (optional for flavor)

Pour the 7UP over ice in a highball glass. In a shaker, shake the whisky and the tequila and pour into the highball glass. Stir in the lemon juice and serve.


TROPICAL


1½ oz. Buen Amigo tequila

3 oz. orange juice

1 tsp. lemon juice

½ oz. grenadine

½ orange slice for garnish

cherry for garnish

Mix in highball glass with cracked ice. Garnish with half an orange slice and a cherry.


TRUFFLE CREAM CAFE


1½ oz. Tequila Rose—java

hot coffee

whipped cream to top

chocolate syrup for drizzling

Pour tequila into a preheated mug. Fill with hot coffee. Garnish with whipped cream and chocolate syrup drizzle.


VAMPIRO


2 oz. XXX tequila

Chilled sangrita

dash orange or grapefruit juice

salt to rim glass

lemon wedge

lemon slice for garnish

Wipe the lemon wedge over the rim of a tall highball glass to moisten it, then dip the rim into the salt. Place a few ice cubes in the glass and pour in XXX tequila. Add the orange or grapefruit juice and top off with sangrita. Garnish with a lemon slice.


VANILLA SUNSET


1 oz. Jose Cuervo tequila

1 oz. Dr. McGillicuddy's vanilla liqueur

4 drops Tabasco

cranberry juice to fill

Mix first three ingredients in a glass and top with cranberry juice.


VERTIGO


1¼ oz. Buen Amigo tequila

2 oz. sweet and sour mix

1 oz. cranberry juice juice of ½ lemon

orange wheel for garnish

Stir. Garnish with an orange wheel.


VETERAN


1½ oz. anejo tequila

1½ oz. Kahlua

½ oz. triple sec

Serve at room temperature or warmed in a snifter glass.


VIVA VILLA


1½ oz. tequila

Juice of 1 lime

1 tsp. sugar

lemon juice to rim glass

salt to rim glass

Rub the rim of an old-fashioned glass with lemon juice and dip in salt. Shake with ice and strain into the salt-rimmed glass over ice cubes.


VODKALOO


1 oz. silver tequila

1 oz. Smirnoff vodka

1 oz. beer

1 oz. Coca-Cola

Serve in a tall glass with lots of ice.


VOLCANO


1 oz. tequila

1 oz. vodka

1 oz. Jim Beam bourbon whisky

1 oz. gin

1 oz. rum

3 oz. orange juice

3 oz. pineapple juice

splash grenadine

7UP to fill

Pour first five ingredients into a quart jar over ice. Add juices and grenadine. Fill with 7UP.


WABORITA


2 oz. Cabo Wabo tequila

2 oz. Cointreau

2 oz. fresh lime juice

Shake with ice and strain into a salt-rimmed martini glass. Garnish with a lime slice. Another with Cabo Wabo!


WABORITA #2


2 oz. Cabo Wabo reposado tequila

2 oz. fresh lime juice

1 oz. triple sec

splash blue curaçao

lime slice for garnish

Shake with ice and strain into a salt-rimmed martini glass. Garnish with a lime slice. Another with Cabo Wabo!


WALKING HOME


1 oz. Jose Cuervo tequila

1 oz. vodka

1 oz. rum

juice of 2 limes

½ oz. sloe gin

dash maraschino cherry juice

Mix first four ingredients with ice and strain into a glass. Add a dash of cherry juice for color.


WARM BLONDE


Equal parts:

XXX tequila

Southern Comfort

Amaretto

Layer in a pony glass or a shot glass.


WATERMELON MARGARITA


1½ oz. Patron silver tequila

2 oz. fresh-pressed watermelon juice

1 oz. juice of one small lime, hand extracted

1 oz. fresh lemon sour

¾ oz. Patron Citronge

watermelon spear for garnish

Shake with ice until well blended and strain into a 14-oz. goblet over ice. Garnish with a spear of watermelon.


WENG-WENG


¾ oz. tequila

¾ oz. vodka

¾ oz. brandy

¾ oz. bourbon

¾ oz. scotch whisky

¾ oz. rum

Equal parts:

orange juice

pineapple juice

dash grenadine

Mix first six ingredients in a Collins glass. Add ice cubes up to ¾ of glass. Stir. Fill in with equal portions of chilled orange and pineapple juices to top. Add a dash of grenadine.


WEST COAST PARALYZER


1 oz. tequila

1 oz. Kahlua

½ glass milk

½ glass root beer

Build over ice in a Collins glass.


WET SPOT


1 oz. tequila

2 oz. Irish cream

Serve in a rocks glass over ice.


WHITE BULL


¾ oz. Oro Azul reposado tequila

¾ oz. Kahlua

cream to fill

Shake first two ingredients with ice until blended and pour into a highball glass over ice. Fill with cream to taste. Everyone likes to mix with Kahlua and cream.


WHITE CACTUS


1 oz. tequila

ginger ale to taste

splash lime juice

Pour into a highball glass over ice and garnish with a slice of lime. Many cocktails with tequila and ginger ale. Different names!


THE WHITE DEVIL


¾ oz. Cuervo gold tequila

¾ oz. Crown Royal

3 dashes Tabasco (for glass rim)

margarita salt (for glass rim)

lime wedge for garnish

Take a rocks glass and turn it sideways. Put a few dashes of Tabasco pepper sauce on the rim of the glass and turn until pepper sauce has encircled the rim. Put glass into margarita salt. Pour into Tabasco- and salt-rimmed glass and garnish with a lime wedge.


WHITE MEXICAN


1 oz. tequila

1 oz. Irish cream

½ oz. crème de cacao

dash peppermint schnapps

half-and-half or cream to top

Pour first four ingredients into a highball glass over ice and top with half-and-half.


WIKI WAKI WOO


½ oz. tequila

½ oz. vodka

½ oz. rum

½ oz. Bacardi 151 proof rum

½ oz. triple sec

1 oz. amaretto

1 oz. orange juice

1 oz. pineapple juice

1 oz. cranberry juice

orange slice for garnish

cherry for garnish

Mix with ice and pour into a hurricane or parfait glass. Garnish with an orange slice and a cherry. Use a very tall glass.


WILD LOVE


1 shot tequila

½ shot white rum

1½ shots De Kuyper wild strawberry

½ shot lemon juice

orange juice

fresh strawberry for garnish

Build the first four ingredients in a highball glass with cubed ice. Top with orange juice. Garnish with a fresh strawberry cut in half.


WILD ROSE


2 part Tequila Rose

2 part McCormick Irish cream

1 part Polar Ice vodka

Shake well and serve on the rocks.


WILD THING


1½ oz. tequila

1 oz. cranberry juice

1 oz. club soda

½ oz. lime juice

Pour over ice into an old-fashioned glass. Garnish with a lime wedge.


WINE AND DINE MARGARITA


6 oz. tequila

3 oz. triple sec

1 can margarita mix (preferably the frozen Bacardi margarita mixer)

3 oz. water

1 oz. sangria

sugar to rim glass

Blend the first four ingredients with ice. Pour the sangria into a cocktail glass rimmed with sugar and top with the blended mixture. Makes three cocktails.


WISH YOU WERE HERE


2 oz. tequila

1 oz. lemon liqueur

litchi juice to fill

Pour first two ingredients into a glass and top with litchi juice. Garnish with a wedge of lime, squeeze, and throw in after first sip.


THE WOOLY MAMMOTH


1 oz. tequila

1 oz. Archers (available in England now)

1 oz. Malibu rum

1 oz. Bacardi rum

1 oz. lime cordial

lemonade to fill

Pour first five ingredients into a cocktail shaker and fill with lemonade. Shake with ice and strain into a highball glass. Drink slowly through a straw.


WORLD'S BEST FROZEN BLUE MARGARITA


1½ oz. Tarantula Azul tequila

4½ oz. Tarantula Azul margarita mix

salt to rim glass

Blend with ice and serve in a salt-rimmed margarita glass.


THE WRECK


2 oz. Oro Azul reposado tequila

2 oz. melon liqueur

2 oz. cranberry juice

1 oz. Jagermeister

Shake with ice until blended and pour into a Collins glass.


XO NIGHT CAP


½ oz. Patron XO Café tequila

½ oz. Baileys Original Irish cream

1/3 oz. Jagermeister

1/3 oz. Goldschlager

1 oz. half-and-half

cinnamon sugar to rim glass

Shake and strain into a 7 V2-0Z. stem glass rimmed with cinnamon sugar.


X-TINA'S CINNAMON FIREBALL


3 parts tequila

1 part cinnamon schnapps

1 part club soda

1 part Coca-Cola

8 dashes Tabasco

Chill and pour into a shot glass. Garnish with a cinnamon stick.


XXX


2 oz. XXX tequila

1 oz. orange juice

3 oz. pomegranate juice (Pom Wonderful)

Serve on the rocks. or shake vigorously with cracked ice in a stainless steel shaker and strain into a broad-bowled, stemmed cocktail glass.


XXX BREEZE


2 oz. XXX tequila

3 oz. grapefruit juice

club soda to top

Mix first two ingredients with ice. Pour into a rocks glass and top with club soda.


XXX CAFE


2 oz. Patron XO Café tequila

coffee ice cream

1 tsp. finely ground coffee beans

freshly grated nutmeg for dusting

Blend as a very thick malt shake. Pour into chilled cocktail glasses and dust with freshly grated nutmeg.


XXX COOLER


2 oz. XXX tequila

2 oz. Cuarenta y Tres (Liquor 43)

seltzer or club soda to top

Stir first two ingredients in a rocks glass three-fourths full of ice cubes. Top with seltzer or club soda. Stir well.


XXXONIC


2 parts XXX tequila

chilled tonic water to fill

¼ lime

coarse salt to rim glass

lime slices for garnish

Rub the rim of a tall highball glass with ¼lime and then dip the rim into a bowl of coarse salt to coat it lightly. Fill glass with ice and squeeze in remaining lime juice. Add XXX tequila and stir. Fill with tonic water. Garnish with lime slices.


XXXTASY


2 parts XXX tequila

1½ parts dry vermouth

1½ parts sweet vermouth

maraschino cherry for garnish

shake well with ice and strain into a chilled martini glass. Garnish with a maraschino cherry.


YELLOW BOXER


1¾ oz. tequila

¼ oz. Galliano herbal liqueur

¾ oz. orange juice

¾ oz. Rose's lime juice

¾ oz. lemon juice

Shake well over ice and strain into a chilled cocktail glass.


THE YELLOW ROSE OF TEXAS


1½ oz. Gran Centenario Plata tequila

3 oz. yellow tomato puree (puree yellow tomatoes and strain through a china cap; discard anything left in china cap)

½ oz. lemon juice

1/8 tsp. ground cumin

¼ tsp. kosher salt

5 dashes Tabasco habanero sauce

chili powder, salt, and sugar to rim glass

lemon wheel for garnish

Rim glass with equal parts mixture of chili powder, salt, and sugar. Shake with ice and strain into the rimmed and chilled cocktail glass. Garnish with a lemon wheel.


YUCATAN-STYLE SANGRIA


1½ oz. Don Julio anejo tequila

1 28-oz. can tomatoes

8 oz. orange juice

¼ oz. lime juice

1 slice white onion

1 seeded green chile

1 tsp. sugar

¼ tsp. hot pepper sauce

lime wedge for garnish

Blend all ingredients except tequila until smooth and pour enough to fill a tequila shot glass. Add Don Julio anejo tequila to another tequila shot glass. Garnish with a lime wedge.


YVETTE

2 oz. tequila

1 oz. apricot brandy

2 oz. cream

Sprite

Mix first three ingredients in a highball glass and fill with Sprite.


ZIPPER


1½ oz. Cointreau

1½ oz. tequila

½ oz. cream

Layer in a lowball glass.


ZIPPY MARGARITA

2 oz. Cuervo tequila

1½ oz. blue curaçao

½ oz. Courvoisier

3 drops Tabasco

4 oz. sour mix

Hungarian pepper for garnish

Rim 13-oz. poco glass with salt and pepper. Blend with ice, then pour into poco glass rimmed with salt and pepper and garnish with an orange wedge. Cut tip off of a Hungarian pepper and use as garnish. Serve frozen.

ZIPOLETION

10 fresh raspberries

1¼ oz. Patron silver

splash Patron citronge

juice of ¼ lime

orange slice for garnish

Muddle raspberries and Patron silver. Shake muddled mixture and the remaining ingredients with ice and strain into a chilled martini glass. Garnish with a fresh orange slice.

50 FACTS ABOUT TEQUILA

All tequila is from Mexico.

It must be produced in two regions of Mexico:

All regions surrounding Tequila,

Or the region of Tepatitlan.

Tequila is made from the agave plant.

Pulque (agave), was thought to be a gift from the gods.

An agave farmer is called a campesino.

Agave is also known as maguey (muh-gay).

It is harvested by a person with special skills, called the jimador.

The jimador uses a sharp, paddle-shaped blade known as a coa.

He slashes off the leaves and reveals the pina.

The pinas are cooked with water.

The resulting mixture, aquamel, is used for fermenting.

Traditionally, a pot is used for the distillation of tequila.

Juices ferment for thirty to forty-eight hours.

Juices are distilled twice.

Tequila must be at least 51 percent agave.

Some tequilas are 100 percent agave (blue).

Agave are harvested when they are eight to twelve years old.

Tequila was first distilled near the city of Tequila.

The city of Tequila is in the Mexican state of Jalisco.

Tequila was first mass-produced in Guadalajara, Mexico.

Most tequilas are 70 to 110 proof.

Don Pedro Sanchez de Tagle was the first person to mass-produce tequila.

The first person granted a distiller license was Jose Cuervo in 1795.

In 1805, a distillery was established that would become Sauza.

There are five types of tequila:

Ora (gold), unaged tequila.

Blanco (white), not aged, freshly distilled.

Reposado (rested), aged a minimum of two months but less than a year in oak barrels.

Anejo (vintage), aged minimum one year but less than three years in oak barrels.

Extra anejo (extra aged), aged a minimum one to three years in oak barrels.

Extra Anejo is a brand-new type of tequila established in March 2006.

Aging changes the color of tequila.

The longer the aging, the darker the color.

Extra Anejo tends to be darker. Sometimes caramel is used for color.

There are over one hundred distilleries in Mexico.

Over 2,100 brand names have been registered.

Tequileno is the name of a person trained in tequila production and history.

The worm is not in tequila.

The worm is in Mezcal. “Con gusano” means “with worm.”

The reason for the worm in mezcal is to prove high proof.

The term tequila was first printed in English in 1849.

Tequila became popular in the United States during the sixties.

The most popular tequila cocktail is the margarita.

The tequila shot is the second most popular way of drinking tequila.

The tequila shot is lemon, salt, and a shot of tequila. Lick the salt, drink the tequila, bite the lemon.


Written by Ray Foley in "The Tequila 1000", Sourcebooks, OInc, 2008, excerpts chapter 1 and 2. Digitized, adapted and illustrated to be posted by Leopoldo Costa.

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